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There might be certain issues, mistakes, or potential improvements that go unnoticed by many. Yet someone who recognizes them might quite on the contrary be determined to correct them no matter the cost of their time and energy.

And they might be right if we think about someone like Ignaz Semmelweis discovering that by disinfecting their hands healthcare workers could drastically reduce the incidence of infection in obstetrical clinics. Yet it might be something smaller, for example pointing out the fact that bees have six legs rather than four! These Redditors shared things they refuse to let go, answering one Redditor’s question: “What is the smallest hill you’ll die on?”

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Im with the boomers on this one, f**k your QR code. Bring me a paper menu

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had this happen at a restaurant, there was 0 internet connection so it was hell trying to load the menu lol

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Social media has been one of the most damaging things to ever happen to our societies mental health.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sooooooo happy I was not a young person in the age of social media.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Burgers should be wider not taller, if you need to put a skewer through it its no longer a burger its a keebab.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Butter is superior to margarine.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered F**k daylight savings time

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We've just switch back from 'Summer Time', and I have decided I don't like it. I'd rather stay on Summer Time the year round.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Talking on speaker phone in public is not necessary

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#7

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Toilet paper rolls over, not under.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered I will consistently, persistently, and always use the Oxford F*****g Comma.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As you should, unless you intentionally mean to imply that the last 2 items on the list are joined/connected etc.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered If you’re going to serve room temp bread at a restaurant, don’t serve me ice cold butter. Warm one of the two things up

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered It is not impolite to correct someone who is spreading misinformation, regardless of whether they’re lying or just plain incorrect.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also nobody should be obligated to "respect the opinions" of bigots and generally hateful people. "Trans women are predatory men" is not an opinion. "Illegal immigrants should be put to detention camps" is not an opinion.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered (Able) People who don’t return their shopping carts are s****y people. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think, that's from USA. Guys, you need the system in Europe. For a shopping you have to insert a 50 cent - 1 euro coin. Everybody will return it.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered If someone is behind me, I will always throw my arm back and hold the door. The amount of times people just let it shut in my face has me irate.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had walked through the doorway, and saw an elderly man approaching. Naturally, I held the door open for him. He looked me up and down and said, "Thank you, sir." Placing my hand on his forearm, I gently said, "You need to book a sight test if you think I am a man." ....For some reason, it appears he took it as an affront to his masculinity that a woman would hold a door open for him. In my world, people hold doors open for others. (Edited to add: this man's sight was good enough for him to drive a car. He had a good look and me, and then chose to call me 'sir'. I'm a small woman with long hair, and I was wearing a summer dress. He chose to be rude and sexist.)

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered It's "I couldn't care less", not "I could care less"! If you could care less then you care!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could care less about this. Not by much, but I could care less.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Cut the god damn tails off my shrimp before putting it in pasta, I don’t care what the French say.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For pasta French also cut the tails. There are some dishes, where the shrimps are the main protein, and must be shown, so they are with tails served. But in paste or rice dishes, where they are mixed with other ingredients, it's cut. You suppose to can eat the dish as full, and not search for unedible pieces in every bite.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Every single time someone posts a picture or article about Istanbul, I comment "not Constantinople." I will usually get downvoted to hell for it, but I think it's hilarious. So I'll die on that hill.

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#16

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered A couple means 2, a few is more than 2. There is no debating this.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered There/their/they're, your/you're.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's really funny, that native english speakers are the ones in like 90% of the cases, who are wrong with the english grammar. And not the ones for who, english is a second-third or more language.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Tipping for carryout is the biggest scam in restaurant history.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mandatory tipping in the US restaurants is the biggest one. Pay your servers a 25-30 bucks/hour, and pay your cooks a 30-35 bucks/hour at least. No, you don't have to raise prices, because with these hourly pays, the guest will pay likely the same amount as now with 20% tip "obligatory". Your greed will just loose. Don't even try me to shame into paying your staff!

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Burgers come WITH fries. Stop trying to charge me an extra $7 for 1/4 of a potato’s worth of shoestring fries that get cold before they even reach the plate just because you put truffle oil or some other b******t on them.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HATE when restaurants do this. $11 for the burger, you want fries? $5 for plain fries...

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Utensils need to be at the END of a buffet.

So many places put them at the beginning of a buffet. You don't know what utensils you'll need yet and then you have to carry them around the whole time. Madness.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered If you are on the highway and you try to move over two lanes to sneak into a packed exit right before the guard rail, you have already missed your f*****g turn. Go to the next exit and turn around or try another route.

Before anyone brings it up, no, I am not talking about merging. I am talking about seeing a long line of people waiting to get off an exit, and you breaking the law by crossing solid lines to cut in because you couldn't be f****d to read the signs for the last two miles telling you which lane you need to be in for your exit.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What gets me are the people who see the long line up, keep driving all the way to the front and then try to force their way in.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Don't force me to download your f*****g app.

Went to Chipotle, at 6pm. They told me they weren't accepting anything but online orders. This had happened to me once during covid due to supply issues so I asked if they were low on food. They said no. I asked if they were short staffed or something. They said no. So I said "you're telling me you can't give me the food that is literally sitting in between us, by giving you this money that is literally in my hand unless I have a smart phone and make an account and type my order in?" They said that's correct. So yeah, for absolutely no reason besides wanting to sell my data probably, they're willing to lose customers.

Another time I went into a Firehouse Subs that has had open dine in for over a year since covid died down. The employees looked at me like I was crazy or trespassing when I walked in. One girl was like "hi?" I said "hi..." She said "are you here for an online pickup?" I said "no, I'd like to order and eat my food here, your dining room is open right?" She said "oh...ok.." Dining room didn't have chairs on the tables or anything, it looked normal.

Why? How did we get here as a society?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because people weirdly want to do away with people for some strange, self-damning reason.

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#23

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Everyday and every day are different. And not interchangeable.


“An everyday walk in the park” vs “I walk in the park every day.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try to keep on with the everyday version, it's better for your mental health.

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EXpresso is not a f*****g word

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered People need to stop bringing animals into the grocery store. No Brenda, your s**t-bull mix that lunges at everything isn't a service animal.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Leaving time left on a communal microwave means you're a bad person.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Its okay not to tip at Starbucks.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should not have to tip anywhere. It is not my responsibility to subsidize your own staff's life, and you will not guilt trip me into it.

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It's just 'PIN' not 'PIN Number'.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered “Two piece” dresses are not dresses.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If there are "two piece" dresses, then I've been wearing "two piece" overalls my whole life.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Actual physical push buttons are way better than sensor buttons. (Like the xbox 360 sensor buttons)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mostly agree with this but there are some games I've played where they used those touch pad gestures for minor inputs and after hating on it, I found a few times it was quick and handy but it mostly seemed to come down to how the game incorporated it.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Halloween decorations that are animal skeletons shouldn't have ears! Ears aren't bone!

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered Typing Like This Will Make Me Stop Respecting You Instantly.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered How do people confuse lose with loose?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because English is a very difficult language to learn, especially with a dumpster fire of an education system here in America.

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If the automatic door does not open fast enough for me not to break stride, it is broken!

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered I never need a receipt bigger than 3 inches

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If I had to pay for sauce I better have sauce in the bag.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I have to pay for sauce then I won't bother having sauce (I'm looking at you McDonalds) There's a guy on YouTube called Jordan Howlett who will tell you how to make all the fast food restaurants 'secret recipes' and he will do it because of the attitude the restaurants give. On one occasion he heard a woman being refused a particular sauce for some dumb reason so he posted a video on how to make your own at home

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Baby Jesus should never wear a cross.

Like why? Its anachronistic. It's completely backwards and don't make no sense.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered You can't use "exponential" to describe every large increase, especially if you're only looking at two data points.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you're describing the population of Ireland because that's always Dublin.

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Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered If I order a chicken sandwich and you give me two pieces of bread with chunks of chicken, a 1/4 cup of mustard and raisins in it I’m out. You’re dead to me, your cafe is dead to me. That is not a sandwich, it’s a disappointment.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chicken, mustard and raisins? There has to be an agency to call to have that place shut down.

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Bees have 6 legs! (My school mascot is a bee, and every representation I see has only 4 legs.)

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It's pronounced GIF

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hard G. If you want a soft g, Go buy some peanut butter. I will die on this hill.

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