best spokesman ever

"Do you believe in resurrection?"

That’s deliberate. Come on!

At least they know they made a mistake.

I shouldn't be laughing, but the caption is hilarious.

Yes they are

There you go: Beethoven can answer the above question ‘have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death - yes/no’.

It may be a more effective deterrent than prosecution.

the secret ingredient is the brainless use of brute force

This is a hilariously terrible irony

So... Smoking in English is ok?

Everything’s pricier in France 😂

Oh, the irony...

Also, what does this mean? There's no "official" language in the U.S. "Your in Spain, speak Chinese."

Sign provided courtesy of the Suicide Squad.

Soilent Green.

We no speak Americano.

“Mistakes are proof you are garbage”. A bit harsh!

The robot is ever so slightly more effective than a real police agent. :D

They’re all going to get to the next game on Boaty McBoatface.

That didn’t happen until the 238th month of 2020.

That's my kind of crunchy vegetable salad!

Yeah, they just see us a a number.

Whenever people use photoshop, THEY ALWAYS FORGET THE MIRROR

Oh! The irony! She'll be spinning in her grave

"But, it's so much handier this way."

better he should not wear that shirt

This is freaking hilarious! "I'll put him out of his misery"

There's two signs pointing for a left turn but at the very end there's a sign that says no left turn as well.

Sounds like a threat. All it’s missing is an “or else”.

South Africa vs New Zealand. Cricket. I remember that match, the commentators spent ages laughing at those two blokes.

"Finding Dory night light - powered by AAA batteries... or your child's SOUL."

Oh, the irony!

Doesn't look melted to me, actually. Since pizza is usually cut after baking not before, I assume the item in question is perfectly intact. Receiving a good pizza cutter for free with your pizza, not bad.

Boss: Jeff, that's the 3rd cutter you've lost in your first week.

I mean, free pizza cutter!

I can see someone putting the cutter down on the lid of the box, getting distracted, then flipping it shut.

i mean a pizza and a cutter? win-win well not for them. free cutter though!!

And that's it, this job sucks and I'm outta here!

Imagine how many hands have touched that cutter. When was it last washed? I wouldn’t eat the pizza

diy cutter

Pizza cutter comes free with your order or 1 pepperoni pizza

Pizza doesn't look properly cut tho?

Bonus price in every box.

Ayy, free stuff am I right?

looks like quit mid slicing, and said 'screw it, you do it'

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Bet they were looking for that for the rest of the shift.

Score! those good ones are expensive lol

Free cutter?

Barf

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Obviously the cutter was baked with the pizza.

oh. oh no