Thank you!

THANK YOU S. Scribe. They have them on Australian ebay :))))

According to the link, they are actually "THE GYM PEOPLE Thick High Waist Yoga Pants with Pockets, Tummy Control Workout Running Yoga Leggings for Women"...

Actually, the link above leads to THE GYM PEOPLE Yoga Pants on Amazon. And this is were you can find the reviews in the article... ?!

It's like you read my mind. They had me at phone, or wine, didn't fall out at bending over.

Thank youuu

Thank you so much! I was revving google up already

I was just about to ask !!

I have clothes like that, and I usually find out 2 hours into wearing them. # !! note to self check the pockets in the store. Katchen these ones are just fake fake. ... i got hypnotized by the pretty.

My current jeans, which I bought because they: 1- Fit my curvy a*s and thunder thighs, and 2- were affordable- have pockets that are about 3 inches deep. Not exactly usable. Don't know what they think women can actually put in there. I've tried wearing men's jeans, but no. They do NOT fit my body type in any way, shape or form. It's not about looks, they're just incredibly uncomfortable. Like... way too roomy in the crotch, and insanely tight around the butt and thighs, not to mention that the waists were always too big, so people would be seeing my underwear. No thanks. It's freaking ridiculous how rare it is to find functional, usable pockets. Not only that, but how hard it is to find women's clothing that doesn't feel like it's been made out of tissue paper- yet they still cost more than men's clothing that has been made out of higher quality material. FFS.

Foxy, you’re not talking about the pockets on, for example, a pair of trousers or a blazer from Banana Republic or Ann Taylor, are you? They have real pockets that come stitched shut and you’re supposed to cut open the pockets once you buy them. They’re still tiny AF though because patriarchy.

Haha yeah you are right! All my pockets are portable trash bins lol

Good.

Then maybe you would share some of the pain of spending over $70 on a pair of pants just cuz they're the only ones that fit well and have front pockets that function. My skinny jeans have 1 inch deep pockets. Put ur phone in there I dare you.