It's like the situation with facemasks when Covid started: you can't go into a store/pharmacy without one, but to get it you've got to buy it there

Specifically, cat butt

Tested on humans?

my dog just doesn’t know how to use them she just claws my hand like a demon

Me almost every damn time 🙄

TURN THE F*****G PHONE 90 DEGREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (#sorrynotsorry just a huge pet peeve I inherited from my videographer dad)

But of course… 😓

I curse viciously when the phone rings.

I tried to toast my halloween pumpkin seeds and they tuned out horrible, it all went out to the squirrels

Use a spoon.

Well, as someone who is heavily tattooed, it is really not the same thing. Tattoo needles often come in a bundle (my heartfelt sympathy for you, if the tattoo artist gets out the single needle) and either way, they just give you an abrasion. While I have met more than one tattooed person who are scared of needles in a medical context, they at least didn't have piercings. But I am absolutely sure, tattooed piercing enthusiasts afraid of doctors with needles exist 😂

Actually this is a historical reference not used any more. (not a sewing needle) Eye of the needle refers to the small door in the main gate. Don't forget, back in the day, high walls were set up around cities for defense.

When I was a kid, I used to purposely do this to drink the foam before blowing bubbles in the rest with my straw.

I don’t have a bathtub in my house any more. I miss baths :(

STONKS

Yuch, both to cigarette breath and the double standard.

How to protect yourself without protecting yourself.

Wait, this one looks like he is sucking something out instead of injecting, seeing the way he hold the syringe.

That’s why it’s outside though

Is this saying he cares more about a minor scratch on his car than he does about a mouthful of cavities?

Yes, but people can't see my insides

Sometimes I like wearing makeup for no reason other than it's fun

Tell this to my 79-year-old mother, who is still trying to find a plastic surgeon willing to do work on her. Oh wait, she’s a toxic narcissist, so she’s hideous on the inside too…

Flip Wilson once said "beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone". I'll see myself out.

It reminds me of an ex-girlfriend preaching about natural beauty after getting lipo and breast implants.

Oh the amount of makeup stuff nowadays… so many WOMEN over do it with all the beauty treatments and shît ~it bugs the cráp out of me.

This reads like a Sephora ad. You are beautiful, here, buy makeup.

How to tell that the artist is male...

So true! But a nice outside helps.

This one hurts 😫

I don't get this one.

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I eat those too, they're crunchy 😅

WTF puts mayonnaise (vegan or not) on steak?

There is nothing wrong with drawing anime/manga! XD