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Being 35 most likely means you've been through some trouble resulting in you getting superior knowledge by this time. And yes, it usually means you're completely and utterly fed up with everything, especially the things that breathe. Your dog, kids, husband - you name it. Sure, it doesn't mean you don't love them and wouldn't give the world for them but oh my, you so in need of a holiday in an uninhabited island as faaaaar away from them as possible.
Having all of this in mind, a list of things most women do by the time they reach this age was bound to be made sooner or later. And the hero of today's story was a perfect person for the task, given she's a feminist writer who made her Twitter account a gold mine of little sarcastic remarks about the ups and downs of adulthood. Scroll down to see her list and the hilarious contributions!
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Sandi Leach 5 years ago
May seem rude, but it's funny anyway. Wait til you're 63, you won't even want the invitations-lol.
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Suzanne Clark 5 years ago
Oh just wait until you get past 50...positively terrifying. P.S. You'll need a industrial strength magnifying mirror.
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Suzanne Clark 5 years ago
It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation with someone these days.
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Veronica Sjöberg 5 years ago
You don't have to drink alcohol. Some of us can't and even though its a socially accepted drug it shouldn't be promoted as stress control. Ever.
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karen snyder 5 years ago
This is ridiculously true. Please add.... Work place, car and calendar.
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Vilkas 5 years ago
Aunt Messy with another moronic comment. She just can't help herself.
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Stille20 5 years ago
I seem to be the key demographic but I don't find these at all relatable. What am I missing?
Ola Marcinkowska 5 years ago
Exactly, same here. I don't understand this post ;)
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Phlop Ophlarb 5 years ago
Ehhh...ground rules for how women "should" act? Why not just be you? I thought were getting past this as a societal group that you must fit into a box someone else built.
Bonnie Clyde 5 years ago
They're commiserating over shared experiences in an exaggerated and sarcastic way. No one is actually saying any of these are "rules".
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Vilkas 5 years ago
Aunt Messy with another moronic comment. She just can't help herself.
Load More Replies... Stille20 5 years ago
I seem to be the key demographic but I don't find these at all relatable. What am I missing?
Ola Marcinkowska 5 years ago
Exactly, same here. I don't understand this post ;)
Load More Replies... Phlop Ophlarb 5 years ago
Ehhh...ground rules for how women "should" act? Why not just be you? I thought were getting past this as a societal group that you must fit into a box someone else built.
Bonnie Clyde 5 years ago
They're commiserating over shared experiences in an exaggerated and sarcastic way. No one is actually saying any of these are "rules".
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