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Are you ready...for the heat. For the beef. For the tortillas and hard shelled and the CHEESE! Its taco Tuesday September at "Taco Bell"! Get your tacos half of all month every Tuesday for Breackfast, Lunch, and Dinner! Call 498 485 254 for more information. (The number is fake do NOT call)

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