Makes me laugh every time I see it

Now THAT'S funny!

This explains a lot.

Made me chuckle

Guilty 👋🏽

RIP

Don't we all

Honesty in advertising.

Maybe they can, but they just don't.

Because climate change is definitely not from their massive oil spills and transnational corporations, it's from us not turning the tap off when we brush our teeth. (to be fair, it does help the climate you do, but my point is they make it seem like it's all our fault and we are responsible for everything, please don't downvote)

There are some heavy insinuations here… Edit: Forgive me pandas but it may have only been me who thought it was inferring t the frogs we’re an option to… escape the despair

the tables have turned

Awww :)

This one is bedder than the rest.

My mother said "you look like a slapper with all those tattoos!" I said "is that the name for someone who's about to slap someone?"

I found a mysterious and bizarre fruit at the supermarket once and nobody working there had the faintest idea of what it was or how much I should be paying for it so they eventually just went "okay, how does two bucks sound and we'll tell the system it was a bag of apples?" (Turns out it was a Buddha Hand!)

My fav cashier interaction was the time the young cashier discovered that parsnips exist. He had never heard of or seen one until I was buying them.

Using self checkout at walmart once and the barcode on a pack of multi colored sweet peppers was invalid when scanned. Associate calls for produce to bring another identical package to scan. Still scanned invalid. Not knowing what to do, she asked me "do you still want the peppers?"... Of course I still want the peppers!!

I once had an argument with a grocery cashier about oyster mushrooms. She didn't know what they were (loose in paper bag), I told her oyster mushrooms. She didn't believe me or think oyster mushrooms were a real thing and didn't even check her codes. Just stood their insisting what they weren't. Not even trying to suggest what she thought they were. I needed to get the manager who took one look in the bag, turned to the cashier said "these are oyster mushrooms." Looked up the code punched it in and checked me out it was bizarre. I mean if you're not familiar with something you check or ask or at least look on the code wheel. If she put in button mushrooms (much cheaper) I wouldn't have argued but she just kept insisting there's no such thing as oyster mushrooms and wanted to know way they would be called that if they're not oysters. Like I'm supposed to give her a lecture on the naming history of mushrooms on the spot.

I am that cashier, and I just told you the password to all my devices.

When I moved from New York to California and back to New York, I brought my girlfriend and we went out to get the requisites for breakfast sandwich.. you know... Hard rolls AKA kaiser buns, eggs AKA eggs, cheese AKA cheese, and an avocado... Which took 10 minutes for the clerks to figure out what it even was in the grocery store where I grew up.. and I don't remember seeing one or eating one or liking one or knew what it was. You freaking guys need to figure out what is an avocado it's going to change your mornings I swear. I got two of these freakin trees in the yard now.. It'll change your whole life.

So I keep getting reminded

I can hear my dad shouting WE DON'T NEED A NEW ONE, IT STILL WORKS!

I do feel better now

OOF. I laughed *guilty*

f%$@*K

Hahahahah-

A lot of these were on a post a few days ago, and are just repeated. Is BP running out of content?

When your kid repeats your own words in public and you have a mini panic attack because..

You need fuel for your tears.

POV it’s Easter and you’re in an Australian Woolworths

When someone desperately wants to make small talk

You leave your house?

ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴛs...

"if you can't handle me at my worst, then we have something in common"

I feel sure that would be often requested if it were possible for Alexa to do that.

In Russia, gas pumps you

My mistakes actually get more and more creative by the day

Dontle?

Remembering the day me and my dad had to wake up early to catch the spirit of Tasmania back to the mainland and I put greenday's "Revolution radio" as the alarm, thinking it would be hilarious to wake him up to, only it woke us both up and man, my teenage self has never has never been filled with as much regret.

I hate this saying.

Mood

Yup pretty much

Fill it & roll it up like sandwich sushi.

Sad but very true, not always easy to keep oneself motivated.

Lol

Best sticker ever........Informative and accurate.

Technically that pizza hasn't touched the floor sooo probably still good?

Gain a Brie, lose an ab, no longer a Barbie, that's middle age.