I read that as dumbest instead of worst and started typing this, so I’ll finish it out anyway. I managed a call center for a while. One of my staff was a 23 year old guy who just could not figure out how to get to work on time. He had his own car and only lived like 15-20 minutes away, but he would be perpetually up to a half hour late shift after shift.

We had a generous tardiness/absence policy - three strikes for unexcused absences but an unexcused tardy was only half a strike - and we were even nice enough to give him just a verbal warning at least two or three times instead of starting to count them because the call center wasn’t one that had like an inbound call service level, it was just outbound calls so the time you lost hurt you in other metrics and killed your chance at getting bonuses, but soon enough he had burned through five of the six unexcused tardiness he was allowed.

The last time he was tardy, I brought him into my office and told him this was his final written warning. If he was even a minute late clocking in without a legitimate excuse for the next 90 days, he would be terminated on the spot. That was on a Tuesday.

On Wednesday, he was scheduled to arrive at 4:00 PM for an evening shift. He walks in at 4:25 PM holding a Starbucks cup in his hand. “I couldn’t help it, the drive thru took forever!”

I took his badge and walked him out. I hope he learned from it.

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I had to fire an employee who was calling out sick 2 or 3 times a week, every week. And her excuses were always the craziest things she could come up with, and quite obviously not true. I sat her down and told her if she called in sick ONE more time I was going to be forced to fire her. She swore she understood. Then a few days later she did it again. And was shocked when she actually got fired. #headdesk

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An employee left on lunch break and didn’t return to her overnight shift. I was the opening manager and two of the cash registers had been turned off. I asked the overnight manager about the registers and he had no clue why they were off. Did a count and there was a $1,000 shortage. Someone bought a visa gift card but there was no cash for the purchase. I reviewed the security footage and there she is loading the card and unplugging the registers. She finally returned and confessed to a gambling addiction. She lost all the money at the casino. Loss prevention said either give the money back or we file charges. Her uncle came to the store and gave us $1,000, and she was out of a job.

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Dude. I was working for a tech company and we acquired another company. The FIRST day the new employees arrive we have a welcome meeting. In the meeting we ask one of the ladies (older white woman) how she feels about joining her new team. This woman replies “I’m happy to have new bosses, the old ones treated me like I was their N*word*” The amount of jaws on the floor!!!! Oh my God. She was immediately let go. Lmfao wildest s**t.

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This one bartender called in to see if her bartender buddy that night wanted to swap in times/cut times. She was asking him to close for her so she could leave early as she was sick. We expected a slow night so he told her to just stay home, all good, he’s got it covered. 

We then watched her go into the bar across the parking lot, in her work shirt. One of our crew was off shift but hanging out. He ran over to see what was up. Chica acted like nothing was wrong, ordered him a shot and did one with him. 

This was not her first offense. She was 23. No body likes you when you’re 23. .

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🎶And still act like you're in freshman year🎶

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When I ran a retail store I once had an employee steal money from the safe. I got a call from one of my assistant managers close to close that the safe was short money. I drove to the store and verified the safe was short and figured out what happened within 10 minutes. The employee took a broom and moved where the security camera was pointing. To make sure it was no longer pointing at the safe, they stepped in front of the safe. Unfortunately for them I could still see their legs on the camera and they were wearing shorts. This happened in the winter in Michigan, only one employee wore shorts to work at that time.

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Called in to work sick for a few days, and when it wasn't feasible to continue to do so, they had to admit they'd been arrested for murder and were in jail.

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Blew up 45 000$ worth of equipment through shoddy electrical work he had been already trained for.

To be fair, this one's also on us management, we probably shouldn't have let him have a go at even this simple electrical work considering how unreliable he had shown himself to be thus far.

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At a local aerospace machine shop with computer driven machinery, one machine was acting up so the frustrated employee went to his car and came back with a gun and put 5 shots into the control module.

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I'm not a manager but an employee of an airport cargo handling company. We had a guy, high, crash a brand new jet engine airstart unit into a jet engine. Bosses were not happy.

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I think the same guy might have been operating a tug at Heathrow this week. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68749072

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I used to run a large food distribution center. The overnight crew was responsible for picking orders for delivery the next day. There was a recovering alcoholic on the night crew who fell off the wagon one night. He snuck out at break and drank a whole fifth of vodka. Once he was back on the clock, he tried to stab another employee for picking the bag of potatoes he wanted for his pallet. A fight ensued and the drunk guy ran outside. We found him blacked out in his car with the doors locked. I was worried he might choke on his own vomit, so we called an ambulance. They didn’t want to wake him or try to treat him where he had a knife, so we had to wait for the police to show up, break a window, and get him out of the car. Then they took him to the hospital to pump his stomach.

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Had a guy working for me who was a recovering alcoholic. One of the other employees went to Cuba and brought him back a mickey of Cuban rum without knowing how bad it was. The guy drank it all in the bathroom before collapsing and nearly pulling down all of the fixtures. I made sure he got home and gave him an ultimatum - resign and use us as a reference or get fired with cause. He chose the former. The guy lived under a bridge for a while after before settling in with his father in another province. I'm still his reference for employment.

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Good for you, alcoholism is bloody awful.

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Worked at a hotel. One of the overnight front desk agents had to evict some guests for partying. After he had them removed, he realised that he had never finalised their check in, and he didn't have any information for the people on the room. Very apologetic. Accidents happen, and good overnight help is hard to find. I wanted to get at least a picture of the people he evicted. I did some research on the key used to access the room so I could check the camera on the time they checked in.

Turns out the overnight front desk guy made the key...for himself. He threw the party and there was no guest kicked out.

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CEO walked into his office while he was m*sturbating. She was not happy with how he was using his time.

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Must've been a merchant banker! ;-)

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One of my former chefs got drunk, and probably high on shift. Smashed a door. Tried to fight the gm. Left of his bicycle but fell off it on the drive way. Which no one knew.

I come to work not knowing there was an issue the night before to the guys stuff all over the drive way. Tobacco, papers, filters, a grinder, alcohol bottle smashed, his underwear and I few other bits. I clean it all up on my way in. He’s not there yet so I start to prep breakfast and I ask what the f**k has happened the night before when I find the door. He finally comes in late at 7.30. Bleeding all over my kitchen from an open wound in his leg and he’s wearing shorts. I fire him for gross misconduct.

This isn’t even really all the stupid part.

The guy, so off his face on what ever substances he’s been on proceeds to forget that I fired him and comes into work the next day. I’m in f*****g disbelief when he comes in and I have to fire him for the second morning in a row.

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Sounds like a normal day in some of the places I used to work at !! I was a Chef for too many years (38) and on my way up the greasy pole I've seen some seriously bizarre s**t.

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Had an employee try to get someone else fired for poor hygiene. Employee stated that they witnessed a cockroach crawl out of the bag of another employee. When said employee was not fired for this, they stepped it up a notch.

This employee put a large soda cup filled with roaches and a note taped to the hood of a third employees car (who was indirectly involved in this situation). Third employee brought me to their car to see everything. Looked at the security footage and sure enough, you could see this employee writing the note and taping the lid on the cup shut before sticking it on the car in between the windshield wipers.

The note was pretty mean and degrading to the employee they wanted fired. It was asking this other employee to frame the first one by putting these bugs around the building and saying they saw them come from the other employees bag. We had to involve the police and the associate who tried to get someone fired ended up getting arrested instead. Maybe time think before you let loose the crazy?

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It's stupid but is that an arrestable offense?

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I don’t know if “worse” means dumb or bad but either way this is a question for me! They get worse as you go down. For context because of where I work all of these acts and crimes were committed by teenagers, usually 16 or under.

— stole pizza and when asked what she was doing replied “I’m stealing.”

— was on track for a minor leadership role when it was discovered that he had been stealing ice cream products all summer. The description of the thief was very specific and this guy wore the same bright pink hoodie with a giant rose on it every day. Naturally the hoodie was included in the description. The guy insisted that the girl who reported the thief had him confused with an identical employee who wore the same hoodie.

— sold other employees already used employee tickets to guests and lied about it to the general manager.

— stole the iPhone of a born and bred New Orleans guy three times his size off the desk of the HR manager. He then refused to give the phone back when the guy he stole from and his big brother knocked on his door (tracking him down with find my iPhone).

— my almost assistant manager hooked up with a teenaged employee. (The assistant manager was pretty young himself, probably 18.) the girl was really into him and had been going for him, but when it didn’t work out she got upset, her parents noticed, and called us. We had to fire both employees.

— threw a makeshift shrapnel bomb at another employee, who put her arm up to block it. The bomb (a sealed metal water bottle with dry ice that had been inside for hours) exploded on contact with her arm, ripping it open and hitting another employee in the head. The bomb was accidentally created by another employee (dry ice in metal water bottle.

— Stole a car under the (truly mistaken) impression that he was borrowing it and allowed to do so. He took another employee in said car to go get food, with himself driving, despite the fact that he had no license or permit. He thought a school ID would suffice. He then went about 60 down a 30, swerved from one ditch to the other and totaled the car in the ditch outside the place of employment.

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Why would you think it's a good idea to start driving if you don't have a driver's license?

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Scammers called and asked for $2k, she pulled it outta the safe and handed it to them no questions asked.

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Had a closing manager do this. Fked over our hours for weeks since it was 20k. Should've known better than to believe a phone call claiming the director owed them money.

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Ran a side hustle producing "adult" calendars. Discovered it because our sysadmins noticed he was using an anomalously large fraction of our network bandwidth. He was a downloading a *ton* of p*rn to harvest the images.

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Thank you, BP! If you didn't censor the words, we hapless innocents would find out that põrn and drügs exist. Thank you for saving us!

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Married plant manager had an affair with an assembly worker who was his granddaughters age and a mom to two very young boys. The girl dated one of the techs who was 12 years older than her and worked at the same plant. The tech found out about the affair and killed her. The company fired the plant manager. 

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That escalated quickly.

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I worked at a food distribution center in the UK years ago. You could get into trouble for leaving the warehouse floor without authorisation and this guy wanted to use the loo but didn't want to get into trouble. So he done a poo in one of the 1100ltr wheelie bins that are scattered around the warehouse. He was fired, I think I laughed for 2 days.

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That's on the company. Everyone has to have the option to just go to the toilet without trouble.

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First job in insurance, weird guy wanted to be in SIU, the team that investigates fraud. He got it in his head that, rather than investigating external fraud as part of the claims department, they were a kind of clandestine CIA operation who were listening in on our phone calls and you could get tapped to join if you were smart enough and hard working enough.

He was fired for sleeping at his desk repeatedly.

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There was a guy in my office who worked in the fraud department of the bank. The job was to block cards when the account holder would call in case of theft, or its misplaced etc and check if and where it was used , anything that is not known to the account holder. This guy really thought he was some FBI CIA level. He had Fraud analyst ( or department , I forgot) written on his house name plate. He was really weird. He used fake keychains of high value bikes and cars for his low value bike and used to hang the fake keychain on his belt loop so that it's easily visible. He got fired because they found a call where he was abusing the caller (forgot to mute his device) and the caller heard everything

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My dad/uncles small family remodeling company where I also work. New hire says he’ll let us use some tools for a job we’re doing. Proudly says he stole them from his last employer. Later on, while driving the company truck, hops out and gets in a fight with a teenager right out front of the high school…that I go to…and brags about kicking this guys a*s. It was in the paper the next day as a mini riot. This guy was an adult just out of the army. Didn’t last the week.

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Probably should’ve been terminated immediately upon learning he stole from his previous employer

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No longer a manager but I used to be a GM at a small shop in my college town.

Immediately let a guy go that sent a text implying disgusting things with a hairbrush to one of our underage employees, who was very upset by it and no longer felt safe coming to work.

My boss told me I needed to calm down and we shouldn’t rush to let someone go because they’re flirting, and told the dude he wasn’t fired.

Girl quit, and business failed not even two weeks later. I was not sad to say goodbye to that place.

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Had a guy selling plates of Puerto Rican food at work.
One day, someone catches him feet in air, rummaging through a dumpster for scraps of food to cook and sell along with his plates.

Gets caught red handed, decides to “play crazy” and shave his eyebrows saying “It’s for his personal hygiene regimen.

I don’t remember what happened to him or where he ended up. But that was the last time I ever ate home cooked meals from co-workers.

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I can't remember what it's called but there are meals made like this and sold in some poorer countries.

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Call center job, can't decide between:

The guy who lit fireworks off at his desk OR the guy who challenged a customer (who happened to be local to our location) to a fist fight.

Busy days for management but, all in all, probably the least remarkable call center firings that will be mentioned in this thread.

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I had a coworker get fired for applying for jobs on a jobs site using her company computer at work. After she’d been warned about appropriate internet use and that she was being monitored. Had a different coworker fired for looking at p*rn at work on a work computer, also after being warned about appropriate internet use. 

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I currently manage software engineers. If you’ve ever worked with engineers, they can be a different breed. I haven’t necessarily had a bad experience with one, but have definitely met some characters.

I hired a guy. He killed the interview (it was virtual). Resume was great, had excellent references. My team alternates between 3/2 and 2/3 in office days and this guy had worked remote since 2011 and in his first day it f*****g showed.

Before I even got into my office, I had four complaints about this guy’s body odor. I wasn’t really sure what to think until I got there and shook his hand. I damn near fainted. I’ve never smelled body odor like that in my entire life. I immediately asked him to come outside with me because I didn’t want him stinking up the office. I asked him what was going on, if he had a medical condition I needed to be aware of. He had no idea what I was talking about. So I told him point blank he smelled like a bomb hit a diaper. He was shocked and couldn’t believe it. I asked him to take care of it and gave him the rest of the week to work from home to get it taken care of.

A week goes by and he comes into the office. Immediate complaints from people. One colleague threatened to walk out. I asked the guy again what the deal was and he told me “well I sprayed Febreeze on myself before I walked in?” My jaw almost dropped. Apparently this guy hasn’t showered in literal years and just washes himself with water from his sink once a week. He also smokes cigarettes and apparently only eats one meal a day and “drinks IPAs” for dinner. I asked him again to take care of this or there would be conversations with HR.

Conversations with HR happened, as you probably guessed. He was eventually terminated but one thing he told HR was that he WASN’T SURE HOW TO PROPERLY SHOWER and asked for guidance 😂.

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When we brought up minor issues to talk to the employee about, they sicced their mom on us during their break, screaming, cursing, threats of violence and lawsuits. The person was in their mid-late 20s, not a kid. We told them to go ahead and not bother clocking back in from the break lol. The organization offered at-will employment and all employees knew this. It was a summer camp with most employees ranging from 18-28 though there were some older employees. We anticipated that this might be an issue with the younger employees but none older than 20.

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At one of my old jobs, we got a call not from the former employee (competent adult in his 20s; I don't remember whether he'd quit or gotten fired) but from his mommy, demanding the guy's W-2 from the previous year. This was on April 15. In the afternoon. On a Sunday. Mama Karen demanded I call one of the business office people to come in and get her baby's W-2 so he could file his taxes on time. I told her he should have gotten the W-2 in the mail in January, refused to call in the bosses on a Sunday afternoon, and probably suggested she (or even he!) might have been better off calling before now. I don't remember what happened after that, so probably nothing.

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I used to be in the news industry on the commercial production side. A few years back we ran a tragic story of a father and son drowning on a fishing trip. The father was a well known doctor at a local hospital... The very next day, we had a sales person literally approach the hospital he worked at and say "well it looks like a good time to run a new recruitment ad"... Our GM got a call from someone at the corporate level of the hospital and we never saw that sales person again. The GM didn't even bother to send an email or make an announcement about her no longer being employed. Managers were the only ones that were told 'why.'.

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The really galling part is taht there ARE "managers" that will do this - "somebody died! this is time to make money!"

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Senior exec tried to steal the company's IP and key employees to start their own business. Even got the CEO to sign a fraudulent letter to their potential investors. Got found out, terminated with extreme prejudice and all hell broke loose. F****d us up for at least six months.

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Pales in comparison to many stories here, but I figured I’d share:

I brought in a contractor who was *super* eager to get a foot in the door at the company I worked at. Due to company policy about this team, we were only hiring in-state. It was the first thing I brought up in the interview. It was reiterated by his contract firm multiple times. Day 2 we hop on a Zoom call, the guy dials in with a tropical beach in the background. Not a fake background.

Me - “Hey where are you?”

Him - “Costa Rica, man! Just got here late last night. It’s gorgeous!”

Me - “When are you coming back to the states?”

Him - “I rented this place for the month. So probably after that. But I miiiight hit up Portugal to see a buddy for a few weeks first.”

Me - “Ok. Well, you were told multiple times that you were required to work within the state. So you’re fired. I’m going to have your account deactivated immediately. Turn in your laptop with your firm when you get back to the US.”

Him - “But my permanent address is still there!”

Me - “….”.

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But... it's gorgeous! 🙃

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In college I worked at a tire shop, it was actually a really fun job. I never saw it happen but one of my co-workers would take some tires as he was unloading the shipment truck, hide them behind the retaining wall outside, then come back at night and put them in his truck and take off. I’m still not even sure how he got caught but they fired him for it, which is too bad because I actually really liked that guy.

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I had an employee use a company gas card on his personal car.(purpose is for company vehicles only). Got caught using his gas card on a Sunday Night at 12am. In the HOOD, not where he would be working but right near his house and not the time he would be working.

He admitted to it. I asked him if it happened previously. He said no. Got a warning letter……

2 days later I got the report he did it 2 previous times….lost his job the next day.

If he had just told me the truth he wouldn’t have lost his job. And I asked him 3 times!

What makes you think if you got caught the most recent time, you wouldn’t get caught the previous times?

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We had a similar situation with a company gas card. Guy (in a marked company car) was hanging out at the gas pump selling $20 worth of gas for $10 and (obviously) pocketed the $. The employees at the gas station notified the company. Busted, with video.

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Smuggled like 8oz of marijuana into a prison and gave it to an inmate.

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We had a guy who nonconsensually licked a coworker at a work event. Not the worst thing I've ever heard, but definitely the most amusing to recount that I've heard.

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After close one night, one of my employees robbed another employee at knifepoint in the parking lot. Came in the next day like nothing happened and was surprised when we told him he needed to leave and that the police had been called.

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Why let him leave before the cops arrived?

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