For the men who want to sparkle in their own way.

When there's nothing else left to believe in...

If your cat wasn't heinous enough, you can now Evilcornize it! Just an inflatable horn away from a trip to ER.

Always wanted to gaze into the distance dreamily, but your ever-cold nose would never let you do it? Eliminate this problem with a crocheted nose warmer in the shape of 'soft kitty' forever!

Honey, we need to talk about the horse in the room.

Everybody loves pancakes and waffles and now you can combine them in one pan and get neither!

Now you cannot escape the power social media even in your private shower time! How great!

Listed as a 'toy' this banana surpriser lets you fill your bananas with, let's say, more bananas!

Always hitting that back wall when parking in your garage? Then this parking guide is what you need! And for only about 10 dollars you get a uniquely colored, orange tennis ball (because the neon yellow ones are surely less visible) and a string! Ingenious!

No, these ear blinders do not work as a shield for BS - they are the least elegant non-electrical hearing aid!

Tennis balls and strings add up to many amazing combinations - this one definitely doesn't leave you with a bruise on your forehead. Definitely!

Lets you carry your prized slice wherever you go!

If you want to feel closer to The Earth, why not trying some Earthworm jerky! The reviews, though, state that it's the worst worm jerky they've ever tried.

Now you can both run and slide down the hills (not at the same time)! Hopefully, you're not very fond of your front teeth.

A groundbreaking solution for those unsatisfied with plain old TP - now you can really up your handiwork game.

Well, yeah, that...

With this finger stylus you can finally control both your phone and your tablet with a finger. What a relief!

The real question here is why there isn't a duck-scented duct tape yet? Meanwhile, you can use this orange cream scented one for packing your boxes.

An enchanted urn for when you smoked too much weed dealing with your grief.

A metal sphere that does absolutely nothing for 249 dollars? Where can I get one?!

It sure will make your private time great again!

Look at the man's eyes while playing poosketball. He is having so. much. fun.

This product will supposedly let you blow your horns at peace and discreetly, but it turns out this carbon filter isn't so powerful against your monoxide.

Advertising your Aquatic Treadmill while not underwater might not be the best idea, but adding a picture of facepalming it sure adds some charm.

Machine-washable, air dry potatoes that cost as much as 40 pounds of real ones? It surely cannot get any better! Bonus points for wearing the orange net as a fashion statement bag.

Nothing screams "I'm a tourist" more, than a blinking HOLA on your forehead!

Turning hoof-beats into heart-beats, you can re-invent yourself as a horse with these ingenious prancercises. Horses are majestic and you can be, too!

Sure they're unbreakable, sure they're expensive, but these cups have something that no other on the market has - you can squeeze them and spill your beer everywhere!

This gadget supposedly shapes your nose according to your wishes. Proving its legitimacy there are two reviews - one saying that it's 'Excelente' and another saying 'It doesn't work at all.' Choose wisely!

Finally you can turn your iPhone into a pen with this earphone jack accessory; about the damn time!

Now you can hate Mr. President even more by lighting a sun tan lotion and steak smelling candle, while gently caressing the added toupee.

Only premium Idaho potatoes are used for the Potato Message!

Oh no, this isn't your regular picture iPhone case - it's a life-size piece of fried chicken glued to the back of your phone that works as a kick stand, too!

Made from balsam fir wood, this is a Weather Stick. What does it do? Well, it tells you what the weather is doing, of course!

A plastic stick, that smells like REAL wood for dogs that's only 9 dollars? Sign me up, because I was so bored with picking a new one for free every day.

If finding yourself polka-dotted every morning wasn't enough...

Now you can spell your name with high-res photos of firearms, shotguns and bullets. Freedom for all!

As great as it might sound, this paste has so little caffeine in it that there's no way it could energize you as a good old cuppa joe. On the other hand, who wouldn't want to be addicted to brushing teeth?

Though marked as inedible, most reviews state that the crunchiness is amazing and it doesn't taste that bad. And for only 10 bucks you can get your own sandwich bag full of (in)edible pet rocks, too!

The holy trinity of condiments your dog just couldn't live without!

There's no way you can get pickle brine cheaper, right?

For only 8,888.88$ this...thing could be yours!

Practicing your trimming techniques with this beard-equin is surely full of surprises!

Before the invention of selfie stick, people used to velcro their phones onto poles and trees and now you can, too!

You thought you'd never need it and yet, you are checking your bank balance now, right?