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You will make a complete fool out of yourself many times before you master the art of seduction. Some pickups, however, are so terrible, they deserve the most savage comebacks they can get. To teach you a thing or two about contacting your newest Tinder match, Bored Panda has compiled a list of the worst pickup ideas you should avoid like the cold.
From obnoxious compliments to super-cheesy openers, even Cupid himself couldn't repair the damage these messages made. Don't be in such a rush to hit 'Send;' there's a delete button for a reason. Scroll down to read the cringy pickup disasters and upvote your favorite entries.
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coffee zombie 6 years ago
Is he talking to a freezer? Freezer doesn't have a d and should put his d in one :)
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Chyppa Homer 6 years ago
Isn't it illegal to drain juices out of overfed poultry in your country ? Sounds like it should be O_o
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Neeraj Jha 6 years ago
As an Indian man, I am sorry on his behalf... to you... to Economics... and the most of all.... to the English language.
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Chyppa Homer 6 years ago
Skills acquired over long relationship ? What, you do housework and endure nagging ?
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Tiny Dynamine 6 years ago
I often wonder why, after thousands of years of civilisation, we are still in an age where we have so many problems. Then, things like this remind me.
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Kristel 6 years ago
Even though I have a SO. Even if I would not have him. THIS IS WHY I DON'T DATE ONLINE! And why I never have done this in my life. Call me old-fashioned at 28. But I'd rather be alone for 10(+) years and then find my SO. Than being on an online dating-site / app! Or even a blind date or speed-dating or that kind of stuff. And yes, there are also good people on there. But still.. no. I'd rather meet my man in real life and under normal circumstances. But as I said, I don't even have to think about making this decision, because I am lucky to have found my man already!
Kristel 6 years ago
Even though I have a SO. Even if I would not have him. THIS IS WHY I DON'T DATE ONLINE! And why I never have done this in my life. Call me old-fashioned at 28. But I'd rather be alone for 10(+) years and then find my SO. Than being on an online dating-site / app! Or even a blind date or speed-dating or that kind of stuff. And yes, there are also good people on there. But still.. no. I'd rather meet my man in real life and under normal circumstances. But as I said, I don't even have to think about making this decision, because I am lucky to have found my man already!
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