This is why I come to this site! Every time I thought I had calmed down, I burst out laughing again!

This would make a great scene for a movie. I'm picturing Mr. Bean?

You mean these guys caused his ban? flock-of-s...b7a9ba.jpg

(Seagull) s**t happens. A lot apparently.

You sure did impress your new employer back then haha.

“Tracey Drake, the Empress’s director of public relations, said as wild as it sounds, the story is true. Drake, who heard the news Sunday, initially thought it was an April Fool’s joke but long-term staff confirmed the tale, she said. “It’s one of those things where you can’t make this stuff up.”” TIMES COLONIST http://www.timescolonist.com/authors?author=Katie%20DeRosa

He really flocked up

absolutely hilarious - i would love to see a photo of the remains of that hotel room

That was hilarious..it really made my day and makes me want to try Brother Pepperoni and stay in Empress Hotel...😁😁😁

I could not.stop.laughing!! So glad I clicked to read this. It was well worth it!

If not seagulls, his plan was quite good. Or if they had nets installed on windows.

What a horrible day you had! Just about everything that could go wrong, did for you! I can imagine the horror you must have felt at the end of all this and to get banned for life, must have been the icing on the cake! I am so happy you managed to maintain your sense of humor despite the misery you must have felt. I know I would have dissolved into a puddle of tears if this had happen to me!

PLEASE, someone, make this into a film!!! I SWEAR I'd make the Premier showing and buy the DVD if it comes to fruition!! OMG! Other than the damages caused (which I HOPE the hapless "victim" inspired were covered at his expense, which would only be the RIGHT thing to do) this event could bring much JOY to folks of all kinds. And in today's world we can ALL use some happiness and joy. If only for a few hours or says, even. And as mentioned in several posts below, star Mr. Bean as the helpless, hapless, "victim" in the story! To coin a term, it would be "EPIC!" LMAO

Hysterical!! What a great sketch this would be for Mr. Bean!!

Sorry it's not about the story but I got so excited to find out he's from Nova Scotia! Or at least been there, Halifax is my home too!! So weird whenever the internet acknowledges we exist. XD

just dont ever store your 12lb of precious peperoni by an open window

I am crying. OMG

I don't know if I should feel bad for laughing so hard!!! Damn... Hahahaha

I lost it at "High Tea." I'm glad they let him back in. I'm not sure I would have.

Now I need to try that 'roni.

I stayed in a hotel in Eastbourne UK for a few weeks - i trained a seagull to come knocking at the window every morning for breakfast - i used to buy it sprats - feel sorry for the ne

poor guy. They should've banned the pepperoni instead.

Alfred Hitchcock would have loved this. The Birds, part II.

I would have just asked reception to keep the Pepperoni in a fridge for me in the first place..

And here I thought I had a BAD Day... LMAO!!!

Yes, more funny stories like this one! Just what I needed!

This needs to be made into a short film.. fantastic

OML

Every hotel room should have a mini fridge.

Craziness at ultra level. But the why the heck did he decide it's a good idea to leave peperoni in a room with an open window unattended?

The sad thing is that the pepperoni would do just fine being left out for WEEKS. Salami (of which pepperoni is a variety) was invented to stay fresh for MONTHS before the invention of refrigerators.

I guess he didn't think to ask the kitchen to store it. He could also have gotten ice and put it in the tub. I wonder how his employer reacted. I bet his Navy buddies had a good laugh.

Nice, apart from the usual old title "... the internet..."

But really, why didn't he just ask to put them in the kitchen? They must have several fridges and surely would have some space. Sometimes people act really weirdly instead of just being logical O.o Also I can't imagine someone chasing and attacking seagulls. I mean, have you ever even SEE a seagul? Let alone pissed, hungry and scared one? If this is true, that man is fearless to the "Hercules" level O.o

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