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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?
It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!
We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.
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Jeremie Guerra 7 years ago
Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^
#11
bweird2day 7 years ago
could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.
#18
bweird2day 7 years ago
and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.
#19
Superluminal1 7 years ago
Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.
#21
Iyelatu 7 years ago
more like explain to the boys that in ancient china, eunuch are common.. they even got to live in a palace!
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Barb Mauler 7 years ago
The kid with the popsicle cracks me up! Looks like he's seen his 2 buddies try stuff like this BEFORE!!
Lazy Panda 7 years ago
Who was taking the photo and why didn't they tell them not to do that instead?! It was probably a fourth kid
darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago
Kids will be kids I suppose.. not that the back tyre isn't going to crush him or anything
Cheesybeansy 7 years ago
That little dude is insanely optimistic about how much distance that bike can cover...
#26
David Bartley 7 years ago
I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."
#27
Inzane_sniper 7 years ago
Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...
#33
Brenda Olano 7 years ago
The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.
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Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Now do a women compilation. Results will be the same, Internet is full of such things :)
Christine Nisbet 7 years ago
Nah, we don't do stupid things like that, we find a man to do it for us. Lol!
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Inurri 7 years ago
Surprisingly, many of those might have ended without a harm. I've seen many people improvising like that and they were all just fine. My ex boss used to make a "ladder" from chairs/tables/stuff he found to change a lightbulb (it was really high) and he had really just 2-3 centimetres for his feet on the edge of a chair or something, he looked like a acrobat (he was in his late 60.!) and I almost had a heart attack when I saw him but in the end he always managed to do everything he needed and come back. My boyfriend sometimes does "improvise" like this as well... And this is far away from my comfort zone but they don't (over)thinking this like I do, I guess?
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Diane Moffatt 7 years ago
As a woman I must admit to having done some pretty dodgy things along these lines too.
Jewel Farmer 7 years ago
Gah, I can't even finish the list! My anxiety is through the roof with some of those, lol!
Little Menace 7 years ago
Scary thing is that for each of these that [for some strange reason] worked out, there are probably 3 that didn't.
Evans Mbabie 6 years ago
The dangers are equally shared by both genders, wanna look up the stats?
Shruti Naik 7 years ago
I like it how they kind of 'get' each other and work as a team in something as insane as this. That kind of camaraderie is seen when women shop together! :)
Pete Huskins 7 years ago
Plus they're lazy and spend half their lives at the doctor while men just shrug off minor illnesses and get on with it! : )
Sean Eunson 7 years ago
The numbers are not good: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/accidental-injury.htm
Tyler Stannard 7 years ago
80 male examples and 1 unknown, just cus you cant see if #40 is a male, yes theyre going fast, doesnt automatically make them male though, there may be boy racers but you can also get impatient females too, both of which would race a train to save time, although that is a passenger train so they saved themselves.....20 seconds?
Aaron Peuters 7 years ago
The title should be changed to why men get more work done then women
Ged Maybury 7 years ago
Notwithstanding my previous comment, some of these guys really do seem to be doing totally s**t-head things. I've been seen to rig seemingly dodgy-looking set-ups to reach difficult corners. The curse of it is: it takes twenty minutes to rig a safe setup to do one final minute's painting. Or lose half a day and $200 hiring a lift to do the same 1 minute of painting. Curious thing is - I don't do it I I don't feel safe.
Ged Maybury 7 years ago
Many of these are without any context. Was the guy with the bucket on his head just doing it for a bit of 'photo-fun'? People have been setting things up for the camera ever since they were invented. Context. The man with the arrow? Is it actually set-up? A posed shot? It's too neat, too relaxed. I've seen someone take a skyrocket to the ribs. He went down in agony and writhed. Awful, yet he was not even punctured. (He was the only medical doctor within 15 miles, by the way!) Context: Electricians turn off the power before working on wiring. He was totally safe. (But we presume otherwise). Context? A man had to do emergency repairs but had no safety goggles? At least he organised *something*. Let's praise his act of eye-protection rather than jeer! Context: workers in third world countries are not given any safety equipment, since it's not required by law. They have to improvise - to stay in work and feed their families. Some of these really manipulate our assumptions.
Sean Hanton 7 years ago
#1 is definitely set up. It's a recreation of a Herman cartoon strip by Jim Unger.
Juan Pérez 7 years ago
Although it´s really funny, I would love to see girls doing all that hard work building and repairing things for everyone´s enjoyment....
Juan Pérez 7 years ago
Although its pretty funny, I would love to see girls doing all that hard work building stuff and getting things repaired for everyone´s use and enjoyment...
Clare Jenkins 7 years ago
Last 2 have harnesses clipped on just doing their job rest are idiots
José Luis Domínguez Real 7 years ago
No just men... A woman cleaning the blind (Ribeira, Galicia, Spain) ana-ares-2...7771e6.jpg 
Juan Castellucci 7 years ago
We might live less but we're having a thrill and yes, we dont learn or read that much..knowledge is important but muscles are importanter
Jace 7 years ago
Most of them are workers not working safely. That's not ingenuity. It's risk.
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James Wilson 7 years ago
Why do I have to click through 17 pages... just put them all on one. I understand the adverts but I'm not going to be clicking through 17 pages. 😥
Un. player 7 years ago
Womens lives longer when mens, because the mens in this world are slaves, womens exploting mens for they good existence.......they less work, less get stress every days...... This is not mens world (like somebody sang)........
Cassie 7 years ago
Nah, I've seen women do stuff like this and men who wouldn't dream of doing any of this.
Load More Replies... Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Now do a women compilation. Results will be the same, Internet is full of such things :)
Christine Nisbet 7 years ago
Nah, we don't do stupid things like that, we find a man to do it for us. Lol!
Load More Replies... Inurri 7 years ago
Surprisingly, many of those might have ended without a harm. I've seen many people improvising like that and they were all just fine. My ex boss used to make a "ladder" from chairs/tables/stuff he found to change a lightbulb (it was really high) and he had really just 2-3 centimetres for his feet on the edge of a chair or something, he looked like a acrobat (he was in his late 60.!) and I almost had a heart attack when I saw him but in the end he always managed to do everything he needed and come back. My boyfriend sometimes does "improvise" like this as well... And this is far away from my comfort zone but they don't (over)thinking this like I do, I guess?
Load More Replies... Diane Moffatt 7 years ago
As a woman I must admit to having done some pretty dodgy things along these lines too.
Jewel Farmer 7 years ago
Gah, I can't even finish the list! My anxiety is through the roof with some of those, lol!
Little Menace 7 years ago
Scary thing is that for each of these that [for some strange reason] worked out, there are probably 3 that didn't.
Evans Mbabie 6 years ago
The dangers are equally shared by both genders, wanna look up the stats?
Shruti Naik 7 years ago
I like it how they kind of 'get' each other and work as a team in something as insane as this. That kind of camaraderie is seen when women shop together! :)
Pete Huskins 7 years ago
Plus they're lazy and spend half their lives at the doctor while men just shrug off minor illnesses and get on with it! : )
Sean Eunson 7 years ago
The numbers are not good: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/accidental-injury.htm
Tyler Stannard 7 years ago
80 male examples and 1 unknown, just cus you cant see if #40 is a male, yes theyre going fast, doesnt automatically make them male though, there may be boy racers but you can also get impatient females too, both of which would race a train to save time, although that is a passenger train so they saved themselves.....20 seconds?
Aaron Peuters 7 years ago
The title should be changed to why men get more work done then women
Ged Maybury 7 years ago
Notwithstanding my previous comment, some of these guys really do seem to be doing totally s**t-head things. I've been seen to rig seemingly dodgy-looking set-ups to reach difficult corners. The curse of it is: it takes twenty minutes to rig a safe setup to do one final minute's painting. Or lose half a day and $200 hiring a lift to do the same 1 minute of painting. Curious thing is - I don't do it I I don't feel safe.
Ged Maybury 7 years ago
Many of these are without any context. Was the guy with the bucket on his head just doing it for a bit of 'photo-fun'? People have been setting things up for the camera ever since they were invented. Context. The man with the arrow? Is it actually set-up? A posed shot? It's too neat, too relaxed. I've seen someone take a skyrocket to the ribs. He went down in agony and writhed. Awful, yet he was not even punctured. (He was the only medical doctor within 15 miles, by the way!) Context: Electricians turn off the power before working on wiring. He was totally safe. (But we presume otherwise). Context? A man had to do emergency repairs but had no safety goggles? At least he organised *something*. Let's praise his act of eye-protection rather than jeer! Context: workers in third world countries are not given any safety equipment, since it's not required by law. They have to improvise - to stay in work and feed their families. Some of these really manipulate our assumptions.
Sean Hanton 7 years ago
#1 is definitely set up. It's a recreation of a Herman cartoon strip by Jim Unger.
Juan Pérez 7 years ago
Although it´s really funny, I would love to see girls doing all that hard work building and repairing things for everyone´s enjoyment....
Juan Pérez 7 years ago
Although its pretty funny, I would love to see girls doing all that hard work building stuff and getting things repaired for everyone´s use and enjoyment...
Clare Jenkins 7 years ago
Last 2 have harnesses clipped on just doing their job rest are idiots
José Luis Domínguez Real 7 years ago
No just men... A woman cleaning the blind (Ribeira, Galicia, Spain) ana-ares-2...7771e6.jpg
Juan Castellucci 7 years ago
We might live less but we're having a thrill and yes, we dont learn or read that much..knowledge is important but muscles are importanter
Jace 7 years ago
Most of them are workers not working safely. That's not ingenuity. It's risk.
Load More Replies... James Wilson 7 years ago
Why do I have to click through 17 pages... just put them all on one. I understand the adverts but I'm not going to be clicking through 17 pages. 😥
Un. player 7 years ago
Womens lives longer when mens, because the mens in this world are slaves, womens exploting mens for they good existence.......they less work, less get stress every days...... This is not mens world (like somebody sang)........
Cassie 7 years ago
Nah, I've seen women do stuff like this and men who wouldn't dream of doing any of this.
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