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“Fire Me, Lol”: Woman Won’t Make Coffee For Male Colleagues, Gets Fired, Cues Malicious Compliance
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“Fire Me, Lol”: Woman Won’t Make Coffee For Male Colleagues, Gets Fired, Cues Malicious Compliance

“Fire Me, Lol”: Woman Won't Make Coffee For Male Colleagues, Gets Fired, Cues Malicious ComplianceCompany Fires Woman For Refusing To Make Coffee For Male Colleagues, She Cues Malicious ComplianceWoman Fired For Refusing To Make Coffee For Male Colleagues Watches Them Struggle To Find ReplacementWoman Fired For Refusing To Make Coffee, Sees Things Fall Apart As They Search For ReplacementCompany Struggles To Find Replacement For Woman They Fired Over Not Making Coffee While She Thrives“Fire Me, Lol”: Fired Worker Asked To Stay Until A Replacement Is Found, Makes The Most Of It“Fire Me, Lol”: Worker Sees Karma Unfold After Being Fired Over CoffeeWorker Sees Karma Unfold After Being Fired Over Coffee, Then Asked To Stay Until ReplacedWoman Fired For Obeying The Rules, Then Asked To Stay Until Company Finds A ReplacementMisogynistic Boss Struggles To Replace Woman They Fired For Not Making Coffee
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Ever been in a situation where no matter what you do, it’s still wrong? Oh, yes, it’s definitely a case of “something doesn’t add up” and, more often than not, it’s not a you problem, it’s a them problem.

And what makes this problem worse—not for you, but for them—is when someone maliciously complies with the circumstances of the problem. And then the company shoves itself into a corner because it can’t find a solution to the problem.

Sometimes, there is no winning, no matter what you do. But maybe winning was never an option because of the people in charge

Image credits: Pavel Danilyuk (not the actual photo)

Especially when company policy and managerial orders contradict each other, leaving you out of a job, maliciously complying with the chaos

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The company’s rash decision-making led to there being no clerk, no replacement, and no inadequate boss

Redditor u/Practical_Ad3462 recalled a story from 2005 when the missus had just moved from the U.S. of A to live with him in the land down under. Due to bureaucracy, OP’s wife ended up settling for a job she could actually get and do, and that was being a clerk at a brokering loans company.

All was fine and dandy for some time, until one fateful request to prep some coffee. You see, company policy doesn’t allow folks (even more so if they are women) to make coffee for others. It reinforced a traditionalist approach that some sales sharks liked to abuse.

That didn’t stop one salesperson from doing it anyway as she brought a client over. Sure enough, she’s now asking OP’s wife to fetch some coffee for them. One discreet and polite excuse later, the salesperson chooses violence and “tattles” on her to the super.

This is where it gets interesting—the Mrs. gets fired. Kinda. She’s told she should continue working until they find a replacement. But she was fired. In any case, she kept complying maliciously with the requirements.

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Turns out, the company pushed itself into a corner as they couldn’t find a replacement for months. Never did, until one day the Mrs. landed another job and jumped ship, leaving the company barge floating on without a clerk. Oh, and the super was fired.

Folks loved the story, tossing 6,000 upvotes its way and sharing their stories

And the folks on the subreddit gobbled up the story as if it was an extra-glazed donut left in the company kitchen because it was Tim’s birthday. By that, we mean the post got nearly 6,000 upvotes (96% positive).

Some pointed out that if this was to happen today, equal rights institutions would be all over that company. Like over an extra-glazed donut. I’ll stop. At the very least, this has sex discrimination written all over.

Others shared some of their experiences and stories. Turns out, getting fired-not fired is a thing as another employee was told (also in the heat of the moment) they were fired, but never told when. Needless to say, they had to figure that one out themselves through HR. Who was also flabbergasted.

And yet others didn’t really need a “punch of reality at 6AM” as they read the story and understood that it was from 18 years ago.

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The Sex Discrimination Act of 1984 could’ve been invoked, but malicious compliance seemed more appropriate

It probably needs no explanation, but the Sex Discrimination Act of 1984 is an act put into force by the Government of Australia to protect people from unfair treatment based on all-things sex and gender identity. This includes sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, intersex status, marital or relationship status, pregnancy and breastfeeding. It also extends to cover family responsibilities and makes sexual harassment illegal.

Should discrimination or harassment happen, people can submit a formal complaint to the Australian Human Rights Commission. The Commission works in partnership with various anti-discrimination groups to promote equality and actively counter discrimination, sexual harassment and violence against women.

Alongside this, the Australian Government also has acts for racial discrimination (1975), disability discrimination (1992) and age discrimination (2004).

So, what are your thoughts on any of this? Would you have somehow one-upped the malicious compliance? If so, how? Let us know in the comment section below!

The author of the post was active in the comment section, providing context where questions arose

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Robertas Lisickis

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Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

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Robertas Lisickis

Robertas Lisickis

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Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

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Ieva Pečiulytė

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I'm a Visual Editor for Bored Panda. I’m also an analog collage artist. My love for images and experience in layering goes well with both creating collages by hand and working with digital images as an Editor. When I’m not using my kitchen area as an art studio I also do various experiments making my own cosmetics or brewing kombucha. When I’m not at home you would most definitely find me attending a concert or walking my dog.

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Little but Fierce
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My one pedantic thing is that people not understanding that "discreet" and "discrete" mean completely different things just drives me nuts.

Binky Melnik
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m driven more crazy by people confusing “apart” and “a part,” when they’re opposites! Makes me wonder whether they also confuse “night” and “day.” 🙄 But the “discrete/discreet” one is up there, too!

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Trillian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they had fired me over something like that you can bet I would not have come back the next day.

The Blue Spirit
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so confused here. I was a company policy that she *didn't* need to make the coffee, she does just that, and is fired on the spot? Even if it was against company policy, firing her with no warnings about refusing to make coffee feels like dangerous legal ground

Jane Doe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was a temp through an agency. The plan, agency finds a person to work three months, goes full time. Everyone happy. The reality: agency sends a person that company let's go at 2 months and three weeks. Asks for new person. Yes, she could have gone a legal route, but chose to stay, do minimal work and collect a paycheck while job hunting. So lose a battle, win the war.

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Little but Fierce
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My one pedantic thing is that people not understanding that "discreet" and "discrete" mean completely different things just drives me nuts.

Binky Melnik
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m driven more crazy by people confusing “apart” and “a part,” when they’re opposites! Makes me wonder whether they also confuse “night” and “day.” 🙄 But the “discrete/discreet” one is up there, too!

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Trillian
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they had fired me over something like that you can bet I would not have come back the next day.

The Blue Spirit
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so confused here. I was a company policy that she *didn't* need to make the coffee, she does just that, and is fired on the spot? Even if it was against company policy, firing her with no warnings about refusing to make coffee feels like dangerous legal ground

Jane Doe
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was a temp through an agency. The plan, agency finds a person to work three months, goes full time. Everyone happy. The reality: agency sends a person that company let's go at 2 months and three weeks. Asks for new person. Yes, she could have gone a legal route, but chose to stay, do minimal work and collect a paycheck while job hunting. So lose a battle, win the war.

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