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Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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    According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

    Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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    Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

    They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a f*****g genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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    Pamela24
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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    Stille20
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In regards to this specific problem however, why do men always warn their most beloved female relatives/friends against most other men? Is it because most men know how men talk and think about women and it's fine as long as it is just a random hot girl, but it's not okay when it's someone that man believes "belongs" to them? What does that say about male culture?

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    WhatEvenIsLife
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Every man I've ever known has warned me about other men and advised me to take precautions, learn how to defend myself, never be alone with a strange man, never trust a man who's being nice to you, etc. etc. etc. And then men get offended that you're "suspicious" of men and lecture you not to live your life in fear and that it's sexist to distrust men. I actually had someone tell me that being cautious around men was the same as being a racist. Y'all cannot have it both ways. It's f*cking exhausting. And a lot of y'all "nice guys" have some toxic-a$$ behaviors you're not willing to own up to, so if you think you're not the problem... son, you just might be. I've had more than one conversation with male friends I considered genuinely well-intentioned guys who still had really problematic behaviors, because they didn't realize they were problematic. Because this sh*t is SO baked into our culture. When we say men are trash, what we're really saying is the patriarchy is trash.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men say that because they know how they themselves have treated women.

    Salmacys
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP: If they all tell you "You can't trust MEN", why are you taking MEN's advice then? They are men, so distrust their advice!

    Panda Kicki
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I luckily never heard any of that from any male relative. I dont have any friends who had heard it either. We are probably the lucky few as I often read about such things happening :(

    Karen Klinck
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be your age, too. I 'became a woman' when the result of rape was marriage to the offender if your male relatives caught up with him, because you were now 'his' . It's not THAT long ago, either!

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the men in your life are telling you that guys are trash, it means they are trash and think all the rest of the guys are like them.

    Ross Keim
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah notice men say boys, because men don’t do that type of stuff only boys who never grew up

    Migle Klimiene
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all men are trash. It's stupid to say that. Stupid and dishonest. I now lot of Women who are sooo much trash. Soo.. Maybe lets talk about humans? Not putting sex based labels always helps see picture in a more true light

    John C
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ask african americans how they feel about others using the "n" word. You have an inherent right to trash your own group when others don't. Please stop trying so hard to make everything sexist.

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    There are so many great guys out there and it's really annoying when girls continue to say things like that but then are like "Well we don't mean all men!" Well then be specific because some people out there reading your posts really gonna take that to heart or subconsciously hold it in the back of their minds when interacting with guys. And if they meet an a*****e, that thought will come forth and that is why they make statements like that. It's a cycle

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    Haha, fair enough. Does work both ways though. Girls trash how girls all all the time.

    DC
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why play a game when the game itself is the problem and not the opponent? ... if it is a challenge of "who's the better a*****e, men or women?", it just makes a******s win, and maybe even invites people into that behaviour that wouldn't do so by themselves. Although ... well ... forget the last part, only idiots let themselves be driven into being a******s for a stupid contest like this.

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    men:"But we were warning you the hole time!" (pun intended)

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    Men don't say that. And young an dumb girls either want sugar daddies or just give them selves to men.

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    Kathleen Barlow
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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    Kelly Hartle
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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    giovanna
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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    Pamela24
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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    giovanna
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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    Sarah Kate Lamming
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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    Giovanni
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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    Emerald Joanna
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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    Hendra Lim
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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    Ruby
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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    Dora Bedpan
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy wanted to send me a pic of his d**k (I'm a male): berk, I said, no thank you. Don't you feel lonely, women, even guys receive unwanted d**k pics!

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly bra sizes don't make much sense anyway, it's all different from store to store, sometimes even within the same store

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    juice
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe i'm wrong but some people get hurt more easily, and it can and will scar them... (although heartbreak at 15 can't have been very serious so i see where she's coming from)

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if guys like natural look, then they should stick to a light bb cream and perhaps some mascara

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    John McVie
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! I do defend men I've never met, like certain scientists or politicians. And to be honest: often with more verbal force than when I stand up for my wife (e.g. to my parents...) Time to change that, I think...

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually irritates me, and I'm a dude. I'd lose my s**t if people constantly touched me. At the bar this is the worst. I feel for you on this one, ladies.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen. Then they p**n the idiot off on me and now I'm expected to bro it up with some random jackass.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abercrombie and fitchs lesser known menswear catalogue: grabber, crimey and snitch

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    Dynein
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh honest toxic masculinity is a thing and it includes not opening up about your problems because that would show you're weak.

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally me. Mostly because women's compliments are usually genuine and nice, while a guy's compliments are often sexual and somehow related to my looks.

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    Firework
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is all the time, not just when they're drunk at bars.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife wanted a specific vanity mirror style that she's been on the hunt for. She never found it so I ended up surprising her by making it for her and threw in a few one-way glass sections to hide leds that would illuminate through the mirrors surface. Not all men are this way. These types of story's will never be told because it doesn't align with the agenda.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well we dont have that saying in greece but let me tell you it worked globally xD

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They spent that time to work out that actually they want to push that powerful woman around. And she ain't having it.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaginas are "made" to pass babies through. Have you measured the head of a newborn lately?

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    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I don't like it either. It's like a participation trofee, it's fake. Get me a good, new female superhero instead! I don't want hand-me-downs.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its weird how they are raised to act totally irresponisbly and at the same time they are always the first option if not the only one to take leadership in most aspects of society

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pockets !!!!! I bought a pair of men's shorts last week. ( it is summer here). FIVE pockets. All of them useful sizes.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This VICE thing needs a better understanding of biology and sexual selection... *facepalm*

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    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Because Beyoncé is a perfect person? Lovely personality, compatible with the man, kind, funny, no flaws? Or because she's pretty? Cheating is always wrong, doesn't matter who they're cheating on.

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    Jill Pulcifer
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whenever my husband twitches and makes contented sighs I assume he's dreaming he's in the middle of a lengthy uninterrupted monologue, explaining something to me that I all ready know and didn't ask about, or chasing a rabbit, its impossible to tell.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish every ideologue would be open about their craziness so I'd know how to avoid. Dating profile mentions politics? Pass. Hard pass.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A meal, someone to talk to who'd listen, and some interesting conversation . . . Eric Adam Hovis wants a friend.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but a good friend of mine was once friends with a guy named Matt who she had to cut out of her life because he wouldn't stop being weird and creepy about the fact that she didn't want to be anything but friends. He kept becoming possessive and getting upset if she didn't text him for a few hours. Turned out afterwards that he'd told his parents for YEARS that they were a couple.

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    Dark Pearl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop downvoting Demi. Building on what they said: What's wrong with dating someone you genuinely like no matter whether they're rich or poor?

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the dudes that think they're sexy and badass wearing their pants halfway down their butts. I always laugh when I see them running from the cops on LivePD. They're either tripping over the pants that slid from their butt down to their ankles faster than a stripper on a greased pole, or they're slowed down because they have to hold their pants up with one hand while they run. Pull your pants up! No one cares what brand of underwear you have. We're just grateful you're wearing some.

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    Chiara1125
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol what's with you guys, Michal and Dora, it's not all about sex and money

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    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because that's a men thing. No woman ever snores. It's also something they do on purpose... And they might not know they do, so yes, they will be surprised. Some of these comments are just too stupid to be funny.

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    Lynda Momalo
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to disagree on this one. Dude, that sucks is fine. "Calm, down, it's not that important, who cares?" is gasoline on the fire.

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    Miranda Taylor-Hook
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    !goldigger! what about actual speaking to him, stop trying to make money of him

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    Annabell H.
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of them deserve to suffer... and I just realized I basically used the “not all men” so kill me now please

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