I only washed the dirty clothes that were in the hamper. It took several weeks, but my new husband finally learned that I was not going to pick up his dirty clothes from the bathroom, the bedroom, and the living room floor. I was also not going to go searching all over the house, underneath bed, chair, and couch, looking for his discarded socks.

Walter would be proud.

Wish I could see the store employee when they opened the box.

I fell you.

I did the same but threw them over next doors fence. My partner at the time had to go ask realy nicely to the neighbour to ask for them back. XD

I just wanted their little vacuum cleaner friend that cleaned up everything.

I feel like i'd do that anyway... i love my dog and would want to comfort them.

That is so sweet of your husband, though.

Show the next hoover what happened to the last one. It will behave better.

Th at is completely realatible

Totally understandable reaction, Sminky Pinky.

Aww what a nice boyfriend

Sounds eminently rational

When you're pregnant wife wants watermelon, time of day and your attire are irrelevant details. You go get her watermelon.

100% valid!!

lol

Oh my god this is awesome

Okay, mines not funny but it made me realize how powerful hormones can be. After I had my first child I couldn't get ahold of my parents. I was sure that something horrible had happened to them. I called the police and made my husband drive to their house. I was so scared. They were fine just having phone issues. I've never panicked like that before or after that. Also I had a halucinattion of a Whataburger cup floating in my room.

Scumbag husband?

Did he step on one?

but the baby likes müller rice

I am so so sorry. I hope you're o.k.

See, that’s the problem. People assume that the other half is the husband and everybody starts to label him abusive and controlling while literally every other story sounds similar or even worse but people are okay and are even applauding their actions. Double standards?

What?

Math was the winner here. If you cook three casseroles and smash two on the floor, how much do you have?

You are blessed that he understood it was the chemicals affecting you, not your true personality.

Yeah, that sounds like my normal Tuesday :D

A little too much? I don't know. maybe ? I don't know

Are you OK? Can you take some sick or holiday time?