Do you know how it feels when a glob of $15 conditioner slides out of your hand and disappears down the pitch-black abyss drain without even stopping to say goodbye? The intensity of that sheer second of madness is so real that if you've never experienced it, imagine all the overblown drama in Gossip Girl without the safety of the screen, meaning it actually happened.
So get ready for a dose of #GirlProblem memes that capture a whole bunch of peculiar situations that you wouldn’t need a further explanation on what we are talking about. I should also remind you that although the memes talk about things that most women would relate to, it doesn’t mean they’re gender specific.
I mean, humor is universal anyway and hey, what guy hasn’t indulged in a $15 conditioner?! I don’t know about you, but my dad has.
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Why dress for someone who only wants to see you without clothes? Sometimes guys make no sense lol
I don't have a bath at home, but, before corona, I'd go to public baths sometimes (for the record, I'm in S. Korea, it's completely normal and platonic here), and I noticed my boobs float on the water ehehehheh
Don't forget the hydraulic lift so I don't land on my butt trying to get up.
I have a sit down bath, water level over my shoulders, and ledges at the sides to rest my elbows while I'm reading. Utter bliss
I have one too but I feel it's never going to be clean enuf or that I might keep sliding n never sit. Any tips?
Load More Replies...I ended up building this dream. I’m over 6’ tall and there is not a bathtub on the planet, already made and for immediate purchase, that can fit me.
old claw foots are good for us tall folk they have different sizes
Load More Replies...Right? You have to pick which part you want to freeze and which to warm up
The local swimming pool in the 90's mums treating it like a spa while dad's threw their kids around.. such fun
I have a tub in the master bathroom that will sit 2 or three but dang it takes 2 days to fill it up
I'm short, fat & should've "tested" the tub size in our new house BEFORE we purchased it.
If you're flexible enough you can cross your legs under the thighs and you're all underwater. I'm 1.80m and I do this.
I bought a tub like that by mistake. It's so long I have to work to keep my head above water.
Seen a Japanese style soaking tub that might just work. Even lying on the bottom of a deep tub isn't enough to get my boobs underwater
And I want a girl petite, beautiful and fit enough so that can happen in a normal bath, but alas, some things just are not going to happen
Get a walkin tub. I'm installing one in my bathroom now. You can find them surprisingly cheap second hand.
I finally got it. Well I rent but anyway my whole hippopotamuses ass can fit in it.
It`s easy, just stop growing once reaching a decent hight. You will need bigger and more expensive ladders and people helping you with shopping but you WILL fit in the bathtube and your blanket will cover shoulders AND feet. Just don`t put too much salt in the water or your boobs will begin to float, no matter how big the tube is ;)
Ooh the blankets covering both feet and shoulders always baffles me. I’m short so I have enough but, like, just barely 😂 to be fair 1 ankle needs 360° coverage so that’s maybe taking up more blanket than I imagine it does. But still, I can’t imagine how annoying it must be with normal height or more 😅
Load More Replies...Our house was built in 1978 with the large tub that was the norm before the skimpy, thin fiberglass junk of today. It's made of cast iron, holds the heat and covers all the bits.
I never gave much thought to what kind of house I want to have (if I could ever afford one). But I have an elaborate plan and design in my mind for what kind of bathroom I want.
BUT not so big that I can't put my feet on the far wall and still keep my head above water. Drowning kind of ruins the experience
Cross your legs and put them under your thighs. I'm 1.80m and I do that sometimes
*sigh* Truly I am sad to burst your bubble but there is a slight issue with baths being slippery... Suddenly, you end up with your head underwater and your legs waving in the air, while you blindly and desperately try and find a place to put your book down that wasn't completely drenched in water by your initial flailing. Rinse and repeat 2-3 times during your relaxing soak.
I have one. It's called a garden tub. I use it once a year but have to clean it once a week. Dust and Pet fur collector
Same, hardly ever use mine, but the cats like sleeping in it for some reason.
Load More Replies...No, not everyone’s bathtub is the exact same size, Ryan.
Load More Replies...Lighten up, people.... I don't think this is lack of knowledge from the guy's side. It sounds to me more like a spontaneous reaction to the flow of time. Just like you go "already?!" when you, for example, hear your nephew turned 18. And she took it with humour, because the situation is obviously bizarre and funny.
I agree. When I was young my family always called me fat but I was right in the middle of the healthy bmi (I know that its not super accurate but for this example it works). I spent years thinking that I was fat and undesirable when I was perfectly fine. Society has nkrmalised too much that being underweight is the correct thing.
Thats like the double standard with homemakers and working women. Many sexist men pretend that "marriage will ruin you, women are a money drain". But they are the same ones that want to date solely a sahm and that say things like 'I wouldnt date a woman earning more than me'. Well either the woman is allowed to earn money or you need to pay. Is common sense...
Well, jeez, it's not like you planned to pick up that many items. Those sneaky stores set up all the wrong displays in all the right places. Godiva chocolates next to feminine hygiene, etc.
Please. And lets stop pretending that "healthy" means underweight. Being underweight does not make you bad and nobody should be bullied for that (same with overweight). But it shouldnt be considered the norm. Many actresses in the cinema are incredibly underweight and seen as "this is how a normal woman should look like".
I hate it when someone tells me to calm down when I'm legitimately angry.
I always cut the underwires out before I wear them. Can't stand underwire bras, so uncomfortable.
It's the old " the worst thing I guy fears to happen on a first date is to be laughed at, for the woman it's being raped and murdered" thing.
52 + surgery + private fitness coach + personal chef + hours of professional makeup + professional photographer
Am I the only woman who actually likes wearing a bra? I often hear other women complain that bras are uncomfortable and that they can't waight to take it of when they get home. But my bras are very comfy, and I love wearing them. I feel insecure without wearing a bra, and I like the tight feeling of it. Sometimes I even sleep in it.
Yes!! I've got naturally curly hair and I love it when it rains! Makes it even curlier
Some of them are funny. But honestly I see a lot of repetition and I don't see all of this relatability with women life in some of them. Much more with the shopaholic, make-up lover, "I act like a bitch and I'm proud" kind of person. I personally prefer the posts that show women memes without the repetition of the usual clichè.
I agree. Many are funny. But like with most "women relatable problems" a lot are simply stereotypes. Many women do not care for makeup, clothes, shopping or alcohol. It would be like me making memes about my life as a short haired woman and assuming that all women relate..
Load More Replies...All the period ones remind me that, even though I don't/won't have kids, having a hysterectomy was a good thing.
That moment when you go outside after shaving your legs and the wind starts playing Wind in the Willows on that one-inch square of hair you missed just under your kneecap. Amirite?
Lol yes. When the sunlight highlights all the tiny patches you missed
Load More Replies...it says 80 yet I can only see 50? some of these are very relatable lol
You have to click on the link provided after #50. Most BP articles have a link that expands the list to all of the entries.
Load More Replies...There are currently only 3 kinds of people that are free to bash on: Whites / Males / Cops . Combinations possible.
Load More Replies...Some of them are funny. But honestly I see a lot of repetition and I don't see all of this relatability with women life in some of them. Much more with the shopaholic, make-up lover, "I act like a bitch and I'm proud" kind of person. I personally prefer the posts that show women memes without the repetition of the usual clichè.
I agree. Many are funny. But like with most "women relatable problems" a lot are simply stereotypes. Many women do not care for makeup, clothes, shopping or alcohol. It would be like me making memes about my life as a short haired woman and assuming that all women relate..
Load More Replies...All the period ones remind me that, even though I don't/won't have kids, having a hysterectomy was a good thing.
That moment when you go outside after shaving your legs and the wind starts playing Wind in the Willows on that one-inch square of hair you missed just under your kneecap. Amirite?
Lol yes. When the sunlight highlights all the tiny patches you missed
Load More Replies...it says 80 yet I can only see 50? some of these are very relatable lol
You have to click on the link provided after #50. Most BP articles have a link that expands the list to all of the entries.
Load More Replies...There are currently only 3 kinds of people that are free to bash on: Whites / Males / Cops . Combinations possible.
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