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Biology is a difficult subject, no one can dispute that. All the cell workings, the difference between diffusion and osmosis, microorganisms, plants, animals, anatomy and physiology, and most importantly—that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

However, it seems that kids either skipped this subject or slept through it, as the adults of today seem to have a very vague or even nonsensical understanding of female anatomy and how anything works. It’s funny until it becomes tragic, seeing as these misinformations are being shouted from the rooftops as though they were facts. 

Thankfully, the Reddit community r/badwomensanatomy have been featuring such posts and comments, allowing their 556k members to rejoice in critiquing them. Bored Panda has covered this subreddit previously and, if you’re curious, you can find the article here

As we delve into the voyage of triggersome content, I ask you, dear reader, to upvote the worst of the worst to have ever existed, so that we can collectively facepalm at the ridiculous misconceptions on female bodies that somehow are still very rampant in today’s society. Leave your thoughts in the comments and let’s get into it. 

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#1

If Women Wrote Men Like Men Write Women

If Women Wrote Men Like Men Write Women

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Anatomy is one of the most intriguing branches of biology. To see a 3D visualization of how the body is held together and all the various components that unite to create a fully functioning human being is astounding! However, one body seems to confuse and mystify people like no other. The female. 

The problem is in the fact that instead of educating oneself or at least making sure that what one has seen in a fever dream is at least 5% true, people take to social media to explain their views on how female anatomy should and should not work, what their preferences would be, and how said beliefs influence their actions towards women. 

Thankfully the r/badwomensanatomy community of Reddit shares these findings with the rest of its 556k members and Reddit users alike, to critique and point out the glaring issues in their arguments. Created in 2014, it seems like the content just keeps on coming… Their quirky bio reads: “Women are made of sugar and spice and all things nice. Except their vaginas which are squeaky and attract bears and sharks.”  

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    That's Quite A Stretch

    That's Quite A Stretch

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    Enuya
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Following his 'logic', it means that he thinks his penis is very small, right?

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    But if we are to get a little bit serious for a little moment, the fact that these misconceptions exist in the first place is a massive red flag for society. So where did it come from and how did we allow it to get this bad? A survey conducted by NewGov in Britain revealed that less than half of those surveyed could not identify or describe the function of the urethra, labia, or vagina. 

    Breaking those results down by gender, they found that six in ten men (59%) and half of women (45%) could not even label the vagina. The only part of the female genitalia which the majority of both genders labeled correctly was the clitoris; guess it’s not that difficult to find in the end, is it? Identifying parts is one thing, but what concerned researchers was the lack of knowledge about how female genitalia worked.  

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    #4

    What The Hell Is A Vulva?

    What The Hell Is A Vulva?

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    One Of Those Anonymous Confession Accounts. That's So Messed Up??? Wth

    One Of Those Anonymous Confession Accounts. That's So Messed Up??? Wth

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    Undercover
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he thinks her vagina is not tight enough he should just start considering that he has a teeny tiny dickk

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    Perhaps the lack of knowledge stems from the way female genitalia has been described by scientists and medical personnel throughout history. Allison Draper, in her first year of medical school at the University of Miami, was incredibly excited to delve deeper into her favorite subject. She could look up the Latin term for almost any body part and get an idea of where it was and what it did, yet when she came across female organs, she was appalled by what she found. 

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    For example, the pudendal nerve, which provides sensation to the vagina and vulva, is derived from the Latin verb pudere: to be ashamed. The shame nerve. The Latin term for the vulva—including the inner and outer labia, the clitoris and the pubic mound—was pudendum. Translation: the part to be ashamed of. There was no equivalent word for male genitals.

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    #9

    What Is A Mammal, Alex?

    What Is A Mammal, Alex?

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    N Miller
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame the heavy use of Photoshop to remove it from images previously

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    Anatomy as a science had its start in 16th-century Italy and ever since those terms had been given to female genitals, no one batted an eye until the 21st century. That included anatomy professor, Doug Broadfield, who had been showing the pudendal canal, nerve and artery to students for 14 years. “I never really gave it a second thought,” he said. “You just don’t really think about that kind of thing.”

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    In the beginning, shame knew no sex. First-century Roman writers used “pudendum” to mean the genitals of men, women and animals. But it was women to whom the shame stuck. As a general rule, anatomical terms are supposed to be informative and descriptive. “Pudendum” was neither. “This is the only term which has a moral context to it,” said Dr. Bernard Moxham, head of anatomy at Cardiff University in Wales.

    Although the debate is still ongoing in the medical community, back in 2019 it was agreed that “Pudendum” would no longer appear as an official term in the upcoming version of “Terminologia Anatomica.” However, the pudendal artery, canal and nerve would remain relatively unchanged “because the use of the word pudendalis in terms for structures present in both sexes cannot be interpreted as sexist.” 

    #10

    Ah Remember The Times When You Could Choose To Just Not Have Your Period At School

    Ah Remember The Times When You Could Choose To Just Not Have Your Period At School

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    Bernd Herbert
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we're at it, please get rid of all the toilets at schools. All they are doing is encouraging kids to release bodily waste products att school.

    Wondering Alice
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how wide spread this is, but I want to shout out to 'hey girls' sanitary products. They are about the same price as the rest (more than supermarket own brands though) minimal packaging and better environmentally than most. I been using a while, and they are actually better for me than the expensive ones. But here is the best part- every packet you buy, one is given free to places where period poverty might be an issue. I work in a school, there are free boxes easily available and all girls are given a bag with some in every once in a while, because you can't guess which girls need the help most.

    Mulberry Juice
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re a wonderful organisation and should get all the support they can get

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    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be an equal standard for boys to keep their b*ners at home.

    Moezzzz
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish some of these guys could have a period JUST ONCE, so they'd stfu about it. Guys have no business giving any advice or have an opinion about something they never experience

    Powerful Katrinka
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all the men in the world had a period at the same time, the world would come to a screeching halt. The stock market would crash. Flights would be cancelled. Whole armies would just take to their beds. And use of opiate painkillers would skyrocket. It's kind of fun to think about.

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    sturmwesen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wish I could project menstruate on some people Carry style.

    JMC5003
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't have a clue. I saw another post recently about a guy who was angry because his girlfriend didn't "hold in her period" until a more convenient time, so he's not alone in his ignorance.

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    Id row
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. Also, it's better to just shut up altogether when it comes to women and their reproductive system. You are not an authority on women's bodies no matter how much you think you are. The only thing you should be saying on the subject is, "Can I get you something for the pain or some chocolate or something?" Or if you want to actually learn about us, ASK.

    Nona Wolf
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may have 2 or 3 periods a month, just to take advantage of that great deal!! (lol)

    BetterBitterButter
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh we don't like periods either but there is no way we can hold the red dam from bursting.

    JMC5003
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's in the US, possibly not. Most conservatives don't discuss "this type of thing" with their kids. A lot of young ladies start their periods knowing nothing about them before hand. It's treated as something shameful, to hide, as a throwback from the old testament of the bible, where women were considered to be impure during their periods, weren't allowed in the temple and even went out and stayed in tents until after their periods ended, they bathed and were "purified". Same after the birth of a child, until the bleeding stopped.

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    Joshuah Johnston
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those urinals in the boys bathroom is gonna encourage boys to pee at school. Total anarchy!

    RandomHumanBean
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my friends wrote a letter to the principle abt needing tampons/pads in restrooms. (middle school (grades 6-8 (ages 11-14)) USA) and now we have a dispenser thing in each girls restroom. so wheres the problem? well, they dont have any in them. and even when they did for like 2 days, they didnt work. so yeah

    JMC5003
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had dispensers in the bathrooms at my high school, back in the dark ages, but you had to pay for them and half the time they were also broken, so you just lost your money.

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    Philly Bob
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom was an OB-GYN... Been married twice, raised 4 girls and had 2 sisters. Was this person born under a rock??? And Ms Ardern is a badass!

    Blackheart
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is an involuntary bodily function! Get a pen, write that down.

    Sami-Jo Ross
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how my period snuck up on me at school before I figured out the timing and I had to go home because my shorts were thoroughly soaked in blood? Imma slap him with my pad.

    Slay Queen
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just do it. Periods aren't pee dummy. We don't control them. Got it? I don't care if you don't understand cause we are living in an age where we have got this thing called the 'internet', okay honey? And you can ask you mommy and daddy what that is so you can learn the alphabet and type(ask them what that is too) your questions into the computer(ask them).

    RajunCajun
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyplace I have worked in the last 10 years have had free products in the rest rooms, don't tell this guy or he will find out that women have periods at work too!

    ravina nimje
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah, we don't agree to have periods either. But we don't have choice so learn to get along with it.

    Moya Satterwhite
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does know they last about a week and cannot be stopped because it’s school, right.

    Gmaddles
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See what happens when schools don't have sex-education classes!? Goddamn.

    Mabelbabel
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A former boyfriend of mine used to get really annoyed by the fact that my period lasted 5 days. He called me selfish for dragging it out and said I should get it over and done with in a day. He thought we could choose how long a period lasted and control how much blood came out. He accused me of deliberately taking too long and producing too much blood in order to put him off sex. He was an idiot and didn't last too long as a boyfriend.

    Kel_how
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Those naughty girls with their naughty periods! Just leave them at home!"

    Mike Loux
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of those girls also do not think this is a good idea, but they HAVE NO F*****G CHOICE BECAUSE IT'S BIOLOGY YOU DUMB C**T.

    Walter Brameld
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, this is obviously a joke. They're making fun of the reason people give for being against free condoms .

    Marianne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd really like to have a deep conversation with him about what he thinks that periods are...

    David
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see things like this I want to believe - troll. But hey, maybe the prime minister will let them take those hygiene products home so they can just have their periods at night. Maybe after dinner when they go to bed. Best for everyone that way.

    frederick clause
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do these people come from? Have they been living like hermits in a cave in the hills?

    DC
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my ... they don't charge you for using the toilet, do they? Do they encourage your bladder's state of fullness to happen during class, by that? No, they even try to not allow you to go there outside of breaks, usually resulting in some p**s soaked firstgraders...

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    "This Is Why I Can't Talk About Feminism With You"

    "This Is Why I Can't Talk About Feminism With You"

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    DEW
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes on the 28th. day of each month all women have their period. The reason we all agreed on the 28th. is because of damn February only having 28 days. LOL!!!

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    Male Nips vs. Female Nips

    Male Nips vs. Female Nips

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don’t we photoshop male nipples onto a female’s? Problem of censoring solved /s

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    When it comes to medical research and innovation, men's health has long gotten more attention than women's health. It was only in 1993 that Congress mandated that women and minorities be included in clinical research, although it’s still vastly understudied. “Essentially we’ve ended up with a healthcare system, among other things in society, that has been made by men for men,” Dr Kate Young, a public health researcher at Monash University in Australia. 

    “Because women can bear children, medical discourse associated women with the body and men with the mind,” she continued. Sadly, this notion seems to have permeated in day-to-day society as well. But not only is it cringeworthy to hear and read completely ludicrous accounts of female anatomy, it is also dangerous as this medical misinformation influences women’s fertility and reproductive rights.

    #13

    “Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer...”

    “Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer...”

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    Undercover
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the whole point why female body hair is considered gross? I mean, it's just hair, my boyfriend has wool on his back 😂

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    #14

    Want To Get A Woman Off? The Cervix Is Perfect For That

    Want To Get A Woman Off? The Cervix Is Perfect For That

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    Enuya
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeah. I remember how ashamed I was when I first got sexually active because as a teen I encountered some "smart" books and people saying how penetration is the only "mature" way to reach orgasm and all other ways are somehow less important. It messed up me and my first experiences (which otherwise could be very pleasant) for quite a long time. I was sure to hell that there's something wrong with me

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    Have You Ever Given Birth Dude?

    Have You Ever Given Birth Dude?

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any man who believes pregnancy is a painless process should have no problem receiving a blow to the groin with a steel-toed boot.

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    When the internet is riddled with fake news and snake oil salespeople peddling their "wellness" agenda, heuristically learning about your own body with accurate information is tough, says author of “The Vagina Bible” Dr. Jen Gunter. She argues one only needs to scratch the surface of the wellness industry and you'll find worrying ideas that stem from patriarchal ideas about women and the value that is placed on "purity" and virginity.

    "What are you saying when you keep pushing this idea? That a dry, tight vagina is the achievable goal, right? What, because that's the only way some dude can get off?" she added. "When did a virginal vagina become this standard that women should be aspiring to achieve? It's a [messed] up purity culture thing." However, it seems as though it’ll take a long time for this to change and for the health of a human being to be prioritized over profit. 

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    As you continue to scroll through this list—though if you’ve already left, I can’t blame you—continue upvoting the most horrendous and misinformed posts to help shed some light on how badly we need proper education to enter the equation. Leave your thoughts in the comments and I’ll see you in the next one. 

    #16

    Surely You Didn't Know This About Babies

    Surely You Didn't Know This About Babies

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    Icecream Sarang
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, my last baby came out from a 4” incision in my abdominal cavity and uterus, so I can’t argue that one.

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    I Didn't Realize My Fallopian Tubes Were Clogged

    I Didn't Realize My Fallopian Tubes Were Clogged

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    Nami BlueOne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i eat MORE dairy and animal fat, does that mean my menopause come earlier? ..

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    What Do You Mean Women Don’t Bleed Milk When Stabbed In The T**s?

    What Do You Mean Women Don’t Bleed Milk When Stabbed In The T**s?

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    #20

    This Might Actually Be The Worst One I’ve Ever Seen

    This Might Actually Be The Worst One I’ve Ever Seen

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    Enuya
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me that no woman was turned on by you without telling me that no woman was turned on by you.

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    Well Then!

    Well Then!

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    #23

    Yea Sorry Let Me Just Empty Out My Vagina If All It’s Blood Before Work

    Yea Sorry Let Me Just Empty Out My Vagina If All It’s Blood Before Work

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    Monika
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'd be so nice...I could just wake up in the morning, push all the blood out, and go on with my day!

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    #24

    Because Athletes Don't Get Periods

    Because Athletes Don't Get Periods

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    Lakota Wolf
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo I only have periods because I'm not fit enough? XD jeez, I've been doing it SO wrong for the last 29 years.

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    #25

    Apparently The Company Later Removed The Product, But Why Was It Even Created... And Even Then Why On Earth Is It Bright Pink

    Apparently The Company Later Removed The Product, But Why Was It Even Created... And Even Then Why On Earth Is It Bright Pink

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    kate h
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best quote from the backlash: " Men use a hand urinating, and are constantly adjusting or otherwise handling their junk. Studies show few men wash their hands after using public restrooms, but sure men, try to shame women into using female genital gloves because our bodies freak you out. Grow TF up.”

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    #26

    If You Have Sex With One Person A Thousand Times, The Vagina Will Stay Tight. It Only Loosens When You Have Sex A Thousand Times With Different People, Duh

    If You Have Sex With One Person A Thousand Times, The Vagina Will Stay Tight. It Only Loosens When You Have Sex A Thousand Times With Different People, Duh

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    JustJackie
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we only blame and shame women when we're talking about raising children? I really hate that. I get that most of the time it is the mums doing most of the childcare. Shouldn't we be shaming the men who don't help out, instead of blaming the mums, when there should be 2 people parenting. Spelling edit

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    #27

    *sigh* Yet Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women. When Will It End???

    *sigh* Yet Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women. When Will It End???

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    #28

    "Because Girls Have Milk Filled In Their Boobies All The Time, Spraying Around Whenever They Open Their Bra"

    "Because Girls Have Milk Filled In Their Boobies All The Time, Spraying Around Whenever They Open Their Bra"

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    #29

    Bodily Functions Are Unattractive

    Bodily Functions Are Unattractive

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    #30

    That’s… I Don’t Know

    That’s… I Don’t Know

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    #31

    "Can't Find The Source" But This Is Definitely How This Works

    "Can't Find The Source" But This Is Definitely How This Works

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    #32

    Gardening Concerns Thanks To A Bloody Superstition

    Gardening Concerns Thanks To A Bloody Superstition

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    Jan Rosier
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, that one... my parents and grandparents (1970's) insisted that women on their period could not make mayonnaise as it would not 'take' and be runny. Same for whipped cream, soup going off...

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    #33

    And I Hate When Men Decide To Spew Nonsense About Everything About Women’s Bodies And Claim That It’s True

    And I Hate When Men Decide To Spew Nonsense About Everything About Women’s Bodies And Claim That It’s True

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    #34

    You Girls Ever Just Get Your Period Made Void Due To Someone Injected With Autism And Microchips Being In The Proximity

    You Girls Ever Just Get Your Period Made Void Due To Someone Injected With Autism And Microchips Being In The Proximity

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    #35

    Who's Gonna Tell Him?

    Who's Gonna Tell Him?

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    Dave Miller Jr.
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I fell off my bike onto the blacktop. I was going downhill about 40mph. Biggest. Orgasm. Ever.

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    #36

    A Shout For All Those Virgin Obsessed Folks At The Back

    A Shout For All Those Virgin Obsessed Folks At The Back

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    #37

    Elon Musk’s Badwomensanatomy

    Elon Musk’s Badwomensanatomy

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    alwaysMispelled
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got pissed because he is not a mammal. He is a robot. And he was jealous. He wants to be able to grow peach fuzz.

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    #38

    "My Uterus Didn't Come With A Built-In Hoover And Now I'm Upset"

    "My Uterus Didn't Come With A Built-In Hoover And Now I'm Upset"

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    Lisa
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although written terribly is not full wrong - failure to progress is a medical term based on a chart created by checking half unconscious women giving birth. Often progress slows when the person in labour isn’t comfortable, doesn’t get sucked back in but can slow down labour. Dilating also isn’t linear. C-sections are way over done as the medical staff want to get the bed back, failure to progress really is failure to wait. Often mum and baby are in no danger just need more time.

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    #39

    Senator Josh Hawley Tries To Say That Only Cis-Women Have The Capacity To Give Birth. Wrong. That Professor Worded Her Rebuttal Perfectly

    Senator Josh Hawley Tries To Say That Only Cis-Women Have The Capacity To Give Birth. Wrong. That Professor Worded Her Rebuttal Perfectly

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    Jihana
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered what women with fertility issues turn into, since apparently they are not women any longer? Aardvarks?

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    #40

    This Ad Just Came Up On My Instagram Feed And This Is The First Time I've Ever Seen A Women's Razor Ad Actually Show A Hairy Leg Being Shaved

    This Ad Just Came Up On My Instagram Feed And This Is The First Time I've Ever Seen A Women's Razor Ad Actually Show A Hairy Leg Being Shaved

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    #41

    Do We Even Have Organs?

    Do We Even Have Organs?

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    Headless Roach
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internal organs are totally overrated. See, the person who asked walks about fine without a brain, I am doing well too.

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    #42

    Found In The Wild, Apparently Somebody Didn’t Listen To Health Class

    Found In The Wild, Apparently Somebody Didn’t Listen To Health Class

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    #43

    A Comment I Saw On A Tiktok Where A Woman Asked If Her Armpit Hair Bothered Them Because Her Armpits Don't Look Like Those Of A Prepubescent Girl

    A Comment I Saw On A Tiktok Where A Woman Asked If Her Armpit Hair Bothered Them Because Her Armpits Don't Look Like Those Of A Prepubescent Girl

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    #46

    I’m Guessing This Guy Has Never Been With A Pregnant Person

    I’m Guessing This Guy Has Never Been With A Pregnant Person

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    #47

    I Got Hospitalized Yesterday, While I Was Unconscious At The Bed, The Doctor Decided To Tell My Mom "Having This Much Leg Hair Is Completely Unnatural, She Should Check That Out"

    I Got Hospitalized Yesterday, While I Was Unconscious At The Bed, The Doctor Decided To Tell My Mom "Having This Much Leg Hair Is Completely Unnatural, She Should Check That Out"

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    #49

    Because Women Should Throw Their Lives Away To Have Kids Before 30

    Because Women Should Throw Their Lives Away To Have Kids Before 30

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    #50

    Baby Snorkel?

    Baby Snorkel?

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    Wondering Alice
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kind of ok with this one. Ok, it's a stupid thought, but it's just a lack of education and he is asking about something he does not know. Best not shame people for genuine questions.

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    #51

    Incels Making Up "Facts" About Women As An Excuse To Call Them Disgusting

    Incels Making Up "Facts" About Women As An Excuse To Call Them Disgusting

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    And the like
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No we don't. On the other hand, YOU pee out of your penis, so every time we have sex with you you're actually rubbing your pee in our vaginas. Oh but wait you do not have sex, right.

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    #52

    Noticed This In A Thread On The Front Page

    Noticed This In A Thread On The Front Page

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    Monika
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they accepted they were wrong instead of arguing "NOOOOOOoOoOoOo PEE coMes oUt of thE vAginA yoU duMb B***H"

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    #53

    This Advert Thinks Boobs Are... Muscle?

    This Advert Thinks Boobs Are... Muscle?

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    #54

    You Can't Use A Tampon If You're A Virgin, Because Of Your Virgin Thingy

    You Can't Use A Tampon If You're A Virgin, Because Of Your Virgin Thingy

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    #55

    I Like Herbal Tea And Meditation As Much As The Next Person, But

    I Like Herbal Tea And Meditation As Much As The Next Person, But

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    #56

    Bold Statement In A Video Reaction Of (Cis) Men Trying Simulated Period Cramps

    Bold Statement In A Video Reaction Of (Cis) Men Trying Simulated Period Cramps

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    Sonja
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There IS a machine that can simulate period cramps and even labour for men. They hooked up a cowboy together with his girlfriend who was told to tell them to stop when the pain reached her monthly level. She still sat there smiling and he broke down crying already.

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    #57

    Is Your Belly Button Above Hipline, You Fraud?!

    Is Your Belly Button Above Hipline, You Fraud?!

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    #58

    That's... Simply Not True

    That's... Simply Not True

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    Jihana
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number one reason women shave and have boob jobs are idiot men like this one.

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    #60

    All I Can Say Is Wow

    All I Can Say Is Wow

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    #61

    Vaginas Are Like Shoes

    Vaginas Are Like Shoes

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    #62

    Your Period Won't Hurt If You Eat The Right Food

    Your Period Won't Hurt If You Eat The Right Food

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    #64

    It’s Subtle, But If You Look Closely You’ll Notice The Pregnancy Belly Is Photoshopped On

    It’s Subtle, But If You Look Closely You’ll Notice The Pregnancy Belly Is Photoshopped On

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.. but the clothes are nice tho. It kinda would look cool if it was real fabric printing

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    #66

    Do Men Really Not Know How Long It Takes To Be Able To Take A Pregnancy Test??

    Do Men Really Not Know How Long It Takes To Be Able To Take A Pregnancy Test??

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    Auntie Bear
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why men should not be making decisions about women's bodies!

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    #67

    From The Thirstiest Dude On Facebook

    From The Thirstiest Dude On Facebook

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    #69

    Really Thought This Was A Troll But It’s Not! I’m Thoroughly Entertained

    Really Thought This Was A Troll But It’s Not! I’m Thoroughly Entertained

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    #70

    Found While Cleaning Out An Old House — Did You Know Lysol Can Be Used To Clean Your Vagina?

    Found While Cleaning Out An Old House — Did You Know Lysol Can Be Used To Clean Your Vagina?

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *crosses legs* Also, for the record, the vagina is self cleaning and doesn't need anything up there for washing purposes, except in medical cases sometimes.

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    #71

    I Was Ready To Get Irritated And Ended Up Having A Genuinely Good Laugh

    I Was Ready To Get Irritated And Ended Up Having A Genuinely Good Laugh

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    #72

    Women Who Track Periods Are Promiscious

    Women Who Track Periods Are Promiscious

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, menstrual calendar. No thanks I don’t want cops to have more “evidence” if something bad happens. In the US. Deleted all period related stuff as soon as Roe was overturned. F**k SCOTUS.

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    #73

    Best Thing About Being A Woman!

    Best Thing About Being A Woman!

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    #74

    I Keep Forgetting That The Existence Of Women’s Body Hair (And Not Men’s) Needs To Be Bleached/Erased Out Of Society’s Collective Conscious (Lest We Traumatise The Poor Men)

    I Keep Forgetting That The Existence Of Women’s Body Hair (And Not Men’s) Needs To Be Bleached/Erased Out Of Society’s Collective Conscious (Lest We Traumatise The Poor Men)

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    KDS
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the horror we women have body hair news flash we are supposed to have hair it keep sweat from irritating the skin and to keep us warm.

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    #77

    Disappointed That My Tits Never Got This Feature

    Disappointed That My Tits Never Got This Feature

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    Jul_Jul_C
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear... his source must ben hentais I guess. Let him stick to animated women.

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    #78

    I Found This On Tiktok And It’s Absolute Gold. And The Fact It’s So Common Many Women Share The Same Experience Yet It’s Still Impossible To Find The C**t

    I Found This On Tiktok And It’s Absolute Gold. And The Fact It’s So Common Many Women Share The Same Experience Yet It’s Still Impossible To Find The C**t

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    Bernd Herbert
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is clit a word that needs to be censored? How about clitoris? Are Americans too sensitive for biological terms?

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    #79

    Not Kink Shaming... Nothing Wrong With A Pregnancy Fetish I Suppose... But This Is Just.. Yeah... No

    Not Kink Shaming... Nothing Wrong With A Pregnancy Fetish I Suppose... But This Is Just.. Yeah... No

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    #80

    But Where Do The Organs Go? Do They Just Get Squished Down Into The Butt? Baby Got Spleen?

    But Where Do The Organs Go? Do They Just Get Squished Down Into The Butt? Baby Got Spleen?

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    #81

    Apparently Moaning During Sex Warrants The Death Penalty

    Apparently Moaning During Sex Warrants The Death Penalty

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    #82

    Found In Vietnam...i Have No Words

    Found In Vietnam...i Have No Words

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    #83

    In A Thread About Birth Control For Men We Got This Lovely Gem

    In A Thread About Birth Control For Men We Got This Lovely Gem

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    Auntie Bear
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe for this gentleman the answer we're looking for is castration.

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    #86

    This Can’t Be Right

    This Can’t Be Right

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    Auntie Bear
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because the weather and my body temperature have absolutely nothing to do with my clothing choice on any given day. /s

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    #87

    I Don’t Know If Realistic Is The Best Word Here

    I Don’t Know If Realistic Is The Best Word Here

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    #88

    Well Someone Said" Imagine It Profile" And I Thought It Would Be Fun To Showcase

    Well Someone Said" Imagine It Profile" And I Thought It Would Be Fun To Showcase

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