This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)
Biology is a difficult subject, no one can dispute that. All the cell workings, the difference between diffusion and osmosis, microorganisms, plants, animals, anatomy and physiology, and most importantly—that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
However, it seems that kids either skipped this subject or slept through it, as the adults of today seem to have a very vague or even nonsensical understanding of female anatomy and how anything works. It’s funny until it becomes tragic, seeing as these misinformations are being shouted from the rooftops as though they were facts.
Thankfully, the Reddit community r/badwomensanatomy have been featuring such posts and comments, allowing their 556k members to rejoice in critiquing them. Bored Panda has covered this subreddit previously and, if you’re curious, you can find the article here.
As we delve into the voyage of triggersome content, I ask you, dear reader, to upvote the worst of the worst to have ever existed, so that we can collectively facepalm at the ridiculous misconceptions on female bodies that somehow are still very rampant in today’s society. Leave your thoughts in the comments and let’s get into it.
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If Women Wrote Men Like Men Write Women
Anatomy is one of the most intriguing branches of biology. To see a 3D visualization of how the body is held together and all the various components that unite to create a fully functioning human being is astounding! However, one body seems to confuse and mystify people like no other. The female.
The problem is in the fact that instead of educating oneself or at least making sure that what one has seen in a fever dream is at least 5% true, people take to social media to explain their views on how female anatomy should and should not work, what their preferences would be, and how said beliefs influence their actions towards women.
Thankfully the r/badwomensanatomy community of Reddit shares these findings with the rest of its 556k members and Reddit users alike, to critique and point out the glaring issues in their arguments. Created in 2014, it seems like the content just keeps on coming… Their quirky bio reads: “Women are made of sugar and spice and all things nice. Except their vaginas which are squeaky and attract bears and sharks.”
That's Quite A Stretch
Humour
But if we are to get a little bit serious for a little moment, the fact that these misconceptions exist in the first place is a massive red flag for society. So where did it come from and how did we allow it to get this bad? A survey conducted by NewGov in Britain revealed that less than half of those surveyed could not identify or describe the function of the urethra, labia, or vagina.
Breaking those results down by gender, they found that six in ten men (59%) and half of women (45%) could not even label the vagina. The only part of the female genitalia which the majority of both genders labeled correctly was the clitoris; guess it’s not that difficult to find in the end, is it? Identifying parts is one thing, but what concerned researchers was the lack of knowledge about how female genitalia worked.
What The Hell Is A Vulva?
One Of Those Anonymous Confession Accounts. That's So Messed Up??? Wth
If he thinks her vagina is not tight enough he should just start considering that he has a teeny tiny dickk
Haha This One Is Funny
Perhaps the lack of knowledge stems from the way female genitalia has been described by scientists and medical personnel throughout history. Allison Draper, in her first year of medical school at the University of Miami, was incredibly excited to delve deeper into her favorite subject. She could look up the Latin term for almost any body part and get an idea of where it was and what it did, yet when she came across female organs, she was appalled by what she found.
For example, the pudendal nerve, which provides sensation to the vagina and vulva, is derived from the Latin verb pudere: to be ashamed. The shame nerve. The Latin term for the vulva—including the inner and outer labia, the clitoris and the pubic mound—was pudendum. Translation: the part to be ashamed of. There was no equivalent word for male genitals.
What?
Oh God... Bless His Heart
What Is A Mammal, Alex?
Anatomy as a science had its start in 16th-century Italy and ever since those terms had been given to female genitals, no one batted an eye until the 21st century. That included anatomy professor, Doug Broadfield, who had been showing the pudendal canal, nerve and artery to students for 14 years. “I never really gave it a second thought,” he said. “You just don’t really think about that kind of thing.”
In the beginning, shame knew no sex. First-century Roman writers used “pudendum” to mean the genitals of men, women and animals. But it was women to whom the shame stuck. As a general rule, anatomical terms are supposed to be informative and descriptive. “Pudendum” was neither. “This is the only term which has a moral context to it,” said Dr. Bernard Moxham, head of anatomy at Cardiff University in Wales.
Although the debate is still ongoing in the medical community, back in 2019 it was agreed that “Pudendum” would no longer appear as an official term in the upcoming version of “Terminologia Anatomica.” However, the pudendal artery, canal and nerve would remain relatively unchanged “because the use of the word pudendalis in terms for structures present in both sexes cannot be interpreted as sexist.”
Ah Remember The Times When You Could Choose To Just Not Have Your Period At School
"This Is Why I Can't Talk About Feminism With You"
Male Nips vs. Female Nips
Why don’t we photoshop male nipples onto a female’s? Problem of censoring solved /s
When it comes to medical research and innovation, men's health has long gotten more attention than women's health. It was only in 1993 that Congress mandated that women and minorities be included in clinical research, although it’s still vastly understudied. “Essentially we’ve ended up with a healthcare system, among other things in society, that has been made by men for men,” Dr Kate Young, a public health researcher at Monash University in Australia.
“Because women can bear children, medical discourse associated women with the body and men with the mind,” she continued. Sadly, this notion seems to have permeated in day-to-day society as well. But not only is it cringeworthy to hear and read completely ludicrous accounts of female anatomy, it is also dangerous as this medical misinformation influences women’s fertility and reproductive rights.
“Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer...”
I don't get the whole point why female body hair is considered gross? I mean, it's just hair, my boyfriend has wool on his back 😂
Want To Get A Woman Off? The Cervix Is Perfect For That
Yeeah. I remember how ashamed I was when I first got sexually active because as a teen I encountered some "smart" books and people saying how penetration is the only "mature" way to reach orgasm and all other ways are somehow less important. It messed up me and my first experiences (which otherwise could be very pleasant) for quite a long time. I was sure to hell that there's something wrong with me
Have You Ever Given Birth Dude?
Any man who believes pregnancy is a painless process should have no problem receiving a blow to the groin with a steel-toed boot.
My son asked what he could expect when in the labour ward with his wife. Since we were in the supermarket, I gave him a 4kg watermelon and told him to imagine he had to poop that out. Apparently, he was an exemplary partner.
Load More Replies...Giving birth is one of the most dangerous things women can experience in their lives. Women literally died when there was no proper medical care, and they still do in developing countries.
And in the US. Our maternal mortality rate is very bad. It is even worse for black women.
Load More Replies...My partner passed a bladder stone and cried like he was being electrocuted & set on fire at the same time. It was smaller than a pea. You do the math. Lol.
3 v deliveries and a c section later…not a one of them was painless, even with the epidural on 2 and a spinal on the c section…that stuff wears off, you know…and baby ain’t always here yet when it does.
All my granddaughters are giving birth this month. One had had spinal surgery x2, and the anesthesiologist *missed his target. Pain from that needle was worse than labor. Thought we were going to lose her. Four days later, she's still unable to walk without unusual spinal pain.
Load More Replies...Because getting a needle in your spine is like a lovely walk on the beach. Hmmm…. me thinks the d-i-n-k might be related to Tom cruise.
And even with a lovely needle to the spine, they had to turn my anesthesia off when it became time to push because I, as a first-time-pusher, had no idea what I was doing so it was deemed 'helpful' for me to 'feel the contractions'. My baby was 9 pounds. Never again.
Load More Replies...Oe, did you know there is a device that mimics the pain from childbirth. He would be a perfect candidate. https://youtu.be/UeYsAXjYZBQ
And tell him that his shrieking and yelling is just a lack of self control.
Load More Replies...I think we should bring back the practice of men hanging from the rafters with a rope around their balls when their partner is giving birth; and she pulls on the rope when she is experiencing a contraction.
For every person on this earth, there was a woman who gave birth to them painfully. How does this guy not know this?
You cant tell someone its not painful to give birth if you have never given birth. Same as you can't tell someone periods arent that bad if you have never had a period!
You get freezing at the dentist? Does it make having a root canal comfortable?
So you're saying it's all an "act? they're simply acting?? They're delivering a baby, they're not try to win an Oscar.
No. Just. No. Sit alllllllllllllllllo the way down. Close your mouth. Open your ears.
OMG! Birth was excruciating! I was literally shaking I was in so much pain.
Ah yes... anesthetic. Sit upright in the midst of labor, expose your back to some guy in a lab coat who swabs your skin with icy cold alcohol before jabbing a needle the size of the Burj Khalifa into your spine while saying urgently, during a contraction, DON'T MOVE!
OMG.... pregnancy can be horrible. My baby literally kicked the p**s out of me the other day. Not to mention the fact that everything hurts when the drugs wear off after you've had a baby, natural or c-section. Add in to the fact that sometimes you get no meds because it's too late...
Solution-Push an eggplant up his a**e, get him to push it out with NO help!
While I do agree that most of the screaming is unnecessary, giving birth is extremely painful. And also, you can't just pump a laboring woman full of pain killers because.... we do want the kid to survive, right? I found, during the births of my kids, that I only screamed when my breathing got out of the rhythm the pains made. But if I kept breathing in tune with the pain I didn't need to scream at all.
Getting kicked in the balls definitely hurts more than giving birth because no man has ever gotten kicked in the balls and then said, "yeah, I'd do that again" ;)
My sister-in-law's first birth: 32 hours in a rural hospital. When she demanded anesthetic they said it was too late--she should have asked earlier. She found out later that there was no anaethesiologist at the hospital that weekend--he would have had to have driven from the city over--8 hours away....
As Erma Bombeck once said - giving birth is like having an orange pulled out of your nose.
The average age in medieval times was not 40-ish because people didn’t grow old back then. There were plenty of old people. It’s the high child (and mothers) mortality rates what brought the average down. Childbirth was a major cause of death for both mother and child. Or maybe this asshat needs to know how and why chainsaws were invented?
All births are different, there is always some level of pain. Unless you get an epidural
Even getting the epidural isn’t a guarantee of reducing or eliminating pain. I had one, and it didn’t help at all. I felt everything.
Load More Replies...I have passed kidney stones. It's like giving birth to a baby that has a dozen sharp edges.
What a degenerate. Idea that we're destroying our planet because at leat 80% of population is on this mental level is excruciating.
Tell me your a man without telling me your a man.
Load More Replies...When the internet is riddled with fake news and snake oil salespeople peddling their "wellness" agenda, heuristically learning about your own body with accurate information is tough, says author of “The Vagina Bible” Dr. Jen Gunter. She argues one only needs to scratch the surface of the wellness industry and you'll find worrying ideas that stem from patriarchal ideas about women and the value that is placed on "purity" and virginity.
"What are you saying when you keep pushing this idea? That a dry, tight vagina is the achievable goal, right? What, because that's the only way some dude can get off?" she added. "When did a virginal vagina become this standard that women should be aspiring to achieve? It's a [messed] up purity culture thing." However, it seems as though it’ll take a long time for this to change and for the health of a human being to be prioritized over profit.
As you continue to scroll through this list—though if you’ve already left, I can’t blame you—continue upvoting the most horrendous and misinformed posts to help shed some light on how badly we need proper education to enter the equation. Leave your thoughts in the comments and I’ll see you in the next one.
Surely You Didn't Know This About Babies
You know, my last baby came out from a 4” incision in my abdominal cavity and uterus, so I can’t argue that one.
I Didn't Realize My Fallopian Tubes Were Clogged
if i eat MORE dairy and animal fat, does that mean my menopause come earlier? ..
What Do You Mean Women Don’t Bleed Milk When Stabbed In The T**s?
You’re Looking For A Corpse, Mate
This Might Actually Be The Worst One I’ve Ever Seen
I Don't Think Lesbians Work That Way
Well Then!
Yea Sorry Let Me Just Empty Out My Vagina If All It’s Blood Before Work
Because Athletes Don't Get Periods
Sooo I only have periods because I'm not fit enough? XD jeez, I've been doing it SO wrong for the last 29 years.
Apparently The Company Later Removed The Product, But Why Was It Even Created... And Even Then Why On Earth Is It Bright Pink
Best quote from the backlash: " Men use a hand urinating, and are constantly adjusting or otherwise handling their junk. Studies show few men wash their hands after using public restrooms, but sure men, try to shame women into using female genital gloves because our bodies freak you out. Grow TF up.”
If You Have Sex With One Person A Thousand Times, The Vagina Will Stay Tight. It Only Loosens When You Have Sex A Thousand Times With Different People, Duh
Why do we only blame and shame women when we're talking about raising children? I really hate that. I get that most of the time it is the mums doing most of the childcare. Shouldn't we be shaming the men who don't help out, instead of blaming the mums, when there should be 2 people parenting. Spelling edit
*sigh* Yet Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women. When Will It End???
"Because Girls Have Milk Filled In Their Boobies All The Time, Spraying Around Whenever They Open Their Bra"
Bodily Functions Are Unattractive
That’s… I Don’t Know
"Can't Find The Source" But This Is Definitely How This Works
Gardening Concerns Thanks To A Bloody Superstition
Ah, that one... my parents and grandparents (1970's) insisted that women on their period could not make mayonnaise as it would not 'take' and be runny. Same for whipped cream, soup going off...
And I Hate When Men Decide To Spew Nonsense About Everything About Women’s Bodies And Claim That It’s True
You Girls Ever Just Get Your Period Made Void Due To Someone Injected With Autism And Microchips Being In The Proximity
Who's Gonna Tell Him?
One time I fell off my bike onto the blacktop. I was going downhill about 40mph. Biggest. Orgasm. Ever.
A Shout For All Those Virgin Obsessed Folks At The Back
Elon Musk’s Badwomensanatomy
He got pissed because he is not a mammal. He is a robot. And he was jealous. He wants to be able to grow peach fuzz.
"My Uterus Didn't Come With A Built-In Hoover And Now I'm Upset"
Although written terribly is not full wrong - failure to progress is a medical term based on a chart created by checking half unconscious women giving birth. Often progress slows when the person in labour isn’t comfortable, doesn’t get sucked back in but can slow down labour. Dilating also isn’t linear. C-sections are way over done as the medical staff want to get the bed back, failure to progress really is failure to wait. Often mum and baby are in no danger just need more time.
Senator Josh Hawley Tries To Say That Only Cis-Women Have The Capacity To Give Birth. Wrong. That Professor Worded Her Rebuttal Perfectly
This Ad Just Came Up On My Instagram Feed And This Is The First Time I've Ever Seen A Women's Razor Ad Actually Show A Hairy Leg Being Shaved
*Looking at the picture* then *looking at my legs*. Yup, definitely winter.
Do We Even Have Organs?
Internal organs are totally overrated. See, the person who asked walks about fine without a brain, I am doing well too.
Found In The Wild, Apparently Somebody Didn’t Listen To Health Class
A Comment I Saw On A Tiktok Where A Woman Asked If Her Armpit Hair Bothered Them Because Her Armpits Don't Look Like Those Of A Prepubescent Girl
Bmi 9.7 To 11
No Words
I’m Guessing This Guy Has Never Been With A Pregnant Person
I Got Hospitalized Yesterday, While I Was Unconscious At The Bed, The Doctor Decided To Tell My Mom "Having This Much Leg Hair Is Completely Unnatural, She Should Check That Out"
This Idiot
Because Women Should Throw Their Lives Away To Have Kids Before 30
Baby Snorkel?
I could only make it to #30 before I lost all faith in humanity. Brain cells died and were mourned.
Came here to say something similar... WTH did I just read?????
Load More Replies...I swear my 9 and 11 year old boys understand more about male and female bodies that any of these posts do. I promised myself that I would raise them to understand proper anatomy.
This may not be a popular opinion, but many of these guys (not all) are victims, too. The woefully horrible job we as a society do to properly educate about anything remotely connected to the reproductive system or sex is where this comes from. Abstinence only programs coupled with a Christian view of sex as sinful or shameful is how it perpetuates.
Maybe, just maybe, men could talk and listen to women. I think some men just tune out when a woman talks about her body.
Load More Replies...All I know is I wish I could have Charlotte Dobré read these out loud and watch her facial expressions.
And we let these kinds of men to lead our countries. Some people just should get their short shrimps cut off
I can't believe the ignorance or the stupidity. That's like an associate of my daughter. She just had a kid and asked me if I was going to have anymore. I told her I had a hysterectomy. She looked at me puzzled and asked me if I was going to have anymore kids again. I told her I had a hysterectomy so I couldn't have kids and had to explain what a hysterectomy is. She is in her mid/late 20s. And she is reproducing. Scary stuff
You just did some good work there. She probably doesn't even know about menopause.
Load More Replies...I could only read the first 20 before I surrendered all hope in the sex education these gentlemen have received.
I feel like this article should be entitled "Uneducated Incels Who Still Live in Mommy's Basement." Cripes this was painful to get through.
Ok, I accept that there are men who have no clue about how female bodies work, I accept there are men who are stupidly confident about posting their opinions online, what I’m struggling with is how big the crossover is on that Venn diagram. Are the two related? Thick as mince AND super confident about their ‘knowledge’? It’s scary, these men walk amongst us.
I knew there were stupid people out there. I just didn't realize they were so, so stupid. Holy yikes!!
reminds me of the perso who said to me "you're only genderless (i am a demi-girl now btw) because you don't want a period but don't want to be a guy" like wtf man I just didn't feel like a full girl or a guy
Okay, I just had to stop reading these. But I do have a solution. 1) the moment one of these statements is published, a nurse shows up with charts, statistics and illustrations and teaches these people about women's lives and bodies. Then teaches them about their bodies.
Tell me, when will the American educational system pick up? Most of this wouldn't needed have happened.
No, manspreading is gross and unnecessary. Also, we're called "women."
Load More Replies...I could only make it to #30 before I lost all faith in humanity. Brain cells died and were mourned.
Came here to say something similar... WTH did I just read?????
Load More Replies...I swear my 9 and 11 year old boys understand more about male and female bodies that any of these posts do. I promised myself that I would raise them to understand proper anatomy.
This may not be a popular opinion, but many of these guys (not all) are victims, too. The woefully horrible job we as a society do to properly educate about anything remotely connected to the reproductive system or sex is where this comes from. Abstinence only programs coupled with a Christian view of sex as sinful or shameful is how it perpetuates.
Maybe, just maybe, men could talk and listen to women. I think some men just tune out when a woman talks about her body.
Load More Replies...All I know is I wish I could have Charlotte Dobré read these out loud and watch her facial expressions.
And we let these kinds of men to lead our countries. Some people just should get their short shrimps cut off
I can't believe the ignorance or the stupidity. That's like an associate of my daughter. She just had a kid and asked me if I was going to have anymore. I told her I had a hysterectomy. She looked at me puzzled and asked me if I was going to have anymore kids again. I told her I had a hysterectomy so I couldn't have kids and had to explain what a hysterectomy is. She is in her mid/late 20s. And she is reproducing. Scary stuff
You just did some good work there. She probably doesn't even know about menopause.
Load More Replies...I could only read the first 20 before I surrendered all hope in the sex education these gentlemen have received.
I feel like this article should be entitled "Uneducated Incels Who Still Live in Mommy's Basement." Cripes this was painful to get through.
Ok, I accept that there are men who have no clue about how female bodies work, I accept there are men who are stupidly confident about posting their opinions online, what I’m struggling with is how big the crossover is on that Venn diagram. Are the two related? Thick as mince AND super confident about their ‘knowledge’? It’s scary, these men walk amongst us.
I knew there were stupid people out there. I just didn't realize they were so, so stupid. Holy yikes!!
reminds me of the perso who said to me "you're only genderless (i am a demi-girl now btw) because you don't want a period but don't want to be a guy" like wtf man I just didn't feel like a full girl or a guy
Okay, I just had to stop reading these. But I do have a solution. 1) the moment one of these statements is published, a nurse shows up with charts, statistics and illustrations and teaches these people about women's lives and bodies. Then teaches them about their bodies.
Tell me, when will the American educational system pick up? Most of this wouldn't needed have happened.
No, manspreading is gross and unnecessary. Also, we're called "women."
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