He's telling the truth!

I'd be interested in meeting grim reaper, probably has great stories. Though I'd like to postpone the meeting first.

Plot twist, the statue doesn't want to disappoint the dog, so he actually throws it.

Oh

Oh the Irony!

Yikes

How is this so true? But it's never pairs that vanish.

Poor pig. Nobody would know until they actually ate the meat.

Congratulations!

Good advice. Whenever I think about exercise, my body tells me not to bother.

My grandparents had a dog that was "deaf". He had them totally fooled. You could scream at him and his ears wouldn't twitch...but the moment the treat can rattled he was there pronto. XD

People are so connected that they're disconnected from others.

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Now try pronouncing R'soles.

Calm down, fellas. It's just a large speculum.

Is it me or are cartoonists repeating each other's jokes?

Not going to kinky-shaming nothing

He should have seen that coming with his 3rd eye.

Rather plane looking for a model...

That's why they rejected "Antony and Cleopatra and Steve".

Every time I see a beautiful, fine, delicate tattoo, full of color, I always have a before/after image like that in my head :D

This seems ridiculous but as one that has worked at court I can confirm that some criminals seem to have less braincells than most people.

I would have thought that a whole house would be overweight.

Sometimes we need a hand! lol

Good luck with that *sigh*

doubles as a shield too

Doctor recommended it babe

Swipe left.

I just googled it. There are no requirements of the height of a pilot, just so long as he can fit into the cockpit.

This is really sad. I think some women expect their partner to be a mind reader.

Sparkling please

the ultimate revolution