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Some people just looove talking. Like your auntie Betsie who just created a FB account and floods it with posts on chemtrails, or that entitled anti-masker who believes wearing a face covering impinges on their rights. Or many other loud ones on social media who can’t miss a chance to spread some misinformation on drinking bleach to prevent COVID-19. 

But the world is the place of karma, and if there’s yin, there’s always yang. That means that if you throw some nonsense out there into the world, it may come back and hit you like a boomerang. 

To show you how it works in practice, Bored Panda compiled a mesmerizing collection from the witty subreddit called “Murdered By Words.” It’s a prominent corner of the internet entirely devoted to put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments.

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    I'm Gonna Take The Surgeon's Side On This One

    I'm Gonna Take The Surgeon's Side On This One

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    Disabled Parking Should Only Be Valid During Business Hours 9 To 5

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    Being in an argument, whether voluntarily or not, is one of the most emotionally draining situations you can get yourself into. It raises your blood pressure, and you may feel trapped by the opponent trying to prove their point no matter what.

    It gets even more frustrating when the person you’re arguing with is proving a point that, in your eyes, doesn’t make any sense to begin with. Whether it’s anti-maskers, anti-vaxers, flat-earthers, or conspiracy theorists, anyone can have their own opinion, but as such, everyone can stand up for their own beliefs.

    Luckily, there’re some tricks you should know to winning an argument. According to Susan Krauss Whitbourne, a professor emerita of Psychological and Brain Sciences at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, you should start by knowing your facts.

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    “How many times have you made a claim about some piece of trivia only to realize, as soon as you’ve made that claim, that you’re completely wrong?” Such a situation doesn’t lead you anywhere and gives your opponent a straight shot to winning.

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    Now Sit Your Ass Down, Stefan.

    Now Sit Your Ass Down, Stefan.

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    Find A Different Career.

    Find A Different Career.

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spot on. As a doctor, you are absolutely obliged to treat all patients the same way, regardless of age, gender, occupation, and anything else. If one is unable to do this, they simply aren't doctor material and should not be allowed to graduate.

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    Apparently, It's Impossible For Women To Be Smart And Beautiful At The Same Time

    Apparently, It's Impossible For Women To Be Smart And Beautiful At The Same Time

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    Eglė Bukauskaitė
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a time i went on a speed dating: 4/5 dudes straight up told me that they're intimidated with intelligent women. The only one that did not - was a self sufficient, creative, ambitious and overall impressive guy

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    Seeing other person’s perspective may also help you in an argument. “You don’t have to agree with a foe in order to see his or her perspective,” says Susan.

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    “However, if you want to win an argument, you do need to be able to see the world the way your opponent does. Stepping into the mental set of those you argue with allows you to figure out what’s influencing them.”

    If you figure out what’s triggering the person you’re arguing with, you can direct your focus there and showing a little empathy never hurt anybody.

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    The Fact That He Never Removed The Post Surprises Me

    The Fact That He Never Removed The Post Surprises Me

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    And the third thing is to remember that “Becoming defensive is one of the worst ways to win an argument.” Letting your opponent see that you've dug into your position with no other alternatives may lift the argument from bad to ugly. Moreover, if you let the other person realize that you’re open-minded, even if you're pretending to be, the argument may resolve itself. 

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    #11

    Just Pulled The Lever To The Verbal Guillotine.

    Just Pulled The Lever To The Verbal Guillotine.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same distinction between them being blessed with a fruitful marriage, where immigrants breed like rabbits.

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    On A Comment Thread About UPS And USPS Workers

    On A Comment Thread About UPS And USPS Workers

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that are condescending about other people's jobs are usually parasites with no job at all.

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    #14

    Well, When You Put It That Way...

    Well, When You Put It That Way...

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    #17

    Cut The Shit Lady. You Chose The Bathroom.

    Cut The Shit Lady. You Chose The Bathroom.

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    Jaded Queen
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She shouldn't have said gender neutral ,if she was gonna make a sexist comment. It's like god can u even read

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    I Love Arnold's Wholesome Murders

    I Love Arnold's Wholesome Murders

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    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny how it's always the people with fragile egos accusing others of being snowflakes, when they themselves are visibly half melted in outrage.

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    If He Were Here He'd Consume These Morons With Fireballs From His Eyes And Bolts Of Lightning From His Arse

    If He Were Here He'd Consume These Morons With Fireballs From His Eyes And Bolts Of Lightning From His Arse

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    Stille20
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The store should not have let them in .....or they took their masks off once inside to show offf. We should be fining this behavior. You can get a fine for music being too loud or disturbing the piece or reckless endangerment. STOP MAKING MASKS POLITICAL

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    Yellow Tape Around Her Body It's A Fucking Homicide

    Yellow Tape Around Her Body It's A Fucking Homicide

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    Bunny Wood
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen. Speaking from NZ and Australia I just laugh at how retarded the Americans are in this topic. Raped by your insurance companies and begging for more

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    Good Old Meghan Mccain

    Good Old Meghan Mccain

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it this one or some other blonde right-wing mouthpiece who later had to admit that she was in a completely different city at the time?

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    #22

    The Ramsays Has The Best Insults

    The Ramsays Has The Best Insults

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    Don't Defend Corporations, They Will Not Return The Favor

    Don't Defend Corporations, They Will Not Return The Favor

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a famous old case, still worth bringing up occasionally, as many people never questioned the "scamming from poor corporations" line.

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    #24

    Murdered By The Word Of God.

    Murdered By The Word Of God.

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    That's Just How It Is Though, Isn't It?

    That's Just How It Is Though, Isn't It?

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    An Effortless Genocide

    An Effortless Genocide

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of immigrants work in jobs that others don’t want to do, majority have come for a better life and will take what they can, they have to start their lives all over again and they are not picky like many of us westerners (especially the privileged). They often take the lower paying jobs like trolley collectors, taxi/uber drivers, food delivery drivers and fruit pickers etc. What a lot of people don’t seem to understand is that a lot of these immigrants are well educated but their qualifications mean nothing because of where they are from and studied so they have to do it all over again.

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    Very Strange, Indeed

    Very Strange, Indeed

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah who wants to go to have a raging know-it-all bigot at a party. No thanks.

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    Homophobia Is Manmade

    Homophobia Is Manmade

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    Amy Pattie
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the Jewish perspective! I have seen the first one so often, but the second one is a very new perspective. Thanks for the share!

    Dave P
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the perspective of the Reform movement in Judaism, not Judaism overall and as someone Jewish is loaded with errors including the person in both parts of this literally ignorant on Hebrew where very different words than what they claim are uses. I even dealt with it in another post here https://www.boredpanda.com/wrong-translation-of-bible-homophobia/?comment_id=5215484

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    El Dee
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked this one out and, unsurprisingly, that definition is disputed. There's also other context from elsewhere in the bible to suggest that, unsurprisingly, religious people have always been homophobes. What did Christ think? I don't know and I can't ask him - and neither can anyone else. All I can say is that he 'drank wine with the sinners' So those who were considered sinners under Judaism were people he wanted he befriend and help, my guess is he probably wasn't a homophobe..

    Si
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does not translate as child molester. It translates as boy “molester”. Nobody in the Bible gave a s**t about raping girls.

    Anna Lessens
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is in Deuteronomy..something about ..if a man raped an engaged woman only the man is to die for the woman has done nothing to warrant a sin...

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    Aragorn II Elessar
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Jesus came today and we didn’t know it was him, and preached in churches, most so called Christians would chase him out.

    Dave P
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except if you go to that reddit, someone gave a whole history lesson and Hebrew lesson and that outed as being totally ignorant on Judaism. Just because someone is Jewish doesnt mean they know anything.

    Tree
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if that's the ignorant view, do you have a more accurate view? Not in a mean way, I'm really curious

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking advantage of children (in any way) is sinful. They were grooming these boys. Disgusting.

    Suzi Gauthier
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I think it was Sodom where when the mob was banging at the door asking for their men, they tried to give them their women & girls. Nice.

    Romenriel
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Testament (not Gospels though) also bans homosexuality. But it was written in an ancient Roman Empire, when the most common homosexual behaviour was old rich men grooming teen boys, as written above. Author of said words couldn't have known that there will be time when real homosexual relationships of equal partners, who knows what would he thinks of those? So I think Christians shouldn't be so strict to gay people. After all, there are many places in the Bible that basically say: mind your own bussiness.

    Dave P
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be reform because that is not what the other denominations think. Reform is a 230 year old movement, hit its peak 100 years ago and is on the decline. They deny god wrote the bible, support altering translations from the original Hebrew, etc. Speaking as a Jew with a graduate degree and studies Jewish theology for 13 years professionally, I can say most of what he is saying is pure BS.

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    Marcia Cash
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 years of Catholic school, attending Mass every morning during first period, not once did we ever actually read the Bible, though we got tested on memorizing the catechism.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen a Jewish perspective, and I'm SO happy I did. I will take this as the Gospel and spread it to my church. Thank you for this, whoever posted it.

    Mosheh Wolf
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first is wrong, since Leviticus is most likely to have been mostly composed during the Babylonian Exile, when Greece was a bunch of city states, battling the Persian Empire, and the Jews in Babylon would have had little to no contact with Greeks. So that explanation cannot stand. Moreover, it says not to sleep with a male (זָכָר) as with a woman, not a boy (terms such as נָעַר). The reasons behind the prohibition are obscure, and run from a prohibition on breaking gender roles (cross-dressing is also prohibited), to prohibition of specific non-Hebrew religious rituals, to the possibility that the text had been changed much later to fit later religious ideas, and actually was either added or even changed from a different prohibition.

    Mosheh Wolf
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As for the second, all that the Bible says is that the people were very evil and sinners. The main sin that is being shown is the mistreatment of guests. In fact, the Jewish mythology states that their main evil was not helping the poor and passing laws prohibiting the feeding and hosting of travelers and the poor. A city reacting with outrage and sexual violence to three guest at one house does imply that the treatment of travelers was not normally pleasant.

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    Alex K
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that thing about greeks being ok with older men having sexual relationships with younger boys is a load of bullshit. In ancient greece one who did that was called a kinedos (κιναιδος) and it was considered a crime. In Athens in particular laws were passed that schools were not to open before sunrise and close after sundown, and that visitors in gymnasiums (where young people worked out naked) was very limited. Don't forget that Greece and particularly athens was a wealthy and powerful state, and propaganda of this kind was used against them.

    Logan Slaughter
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Cyanide and Happiness comic, where the gay couple says "Only God can judge us!" And God's sitting nearby, holding up a "10."

    phantom buni
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, look, look. You can downvote me if you want, but I’m only saying this: I am all for homosexual rights and anti homophobia, but it’s only fair that there are multiple translations of the Bible. You might be right, you might be wrong. However, if you’re wrong, you’ve used religious text to back up your ideas, which is tacky and blasphemous. If you’re right, I’d recommend not taking the internet as your theology (study of the Bible), but actually going in-depth and reading books if you want to understand more. That’s all, thanks.

    Declan
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From my atheist but has read the Bible perspective 1. This is accurate about the pedophilia one, and 2. Sodom and Gomorra was about the fact that they literally wanted to rape God and the angel, not the gayness

    Henry Russell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate it when people use their religon to add there hate to gay, vaccine, etc. im christan but i dont care if your black, white, gay, etc just shut up if you say that god disproves this it makes you loook like a stupid idiot and a horrible person cause you are

    Patty Leaton
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man made bibles they sell on the street ,I was given they one copied most of the bible a little extra added

    Geoff Smith
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This showed up in an earlier Bored Panda (just a week or two ago). Nothing in the original post or in the response is true.

    Cupcakezzz
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the Jewish perspective. I like seeing it in more then one way.

    Carrie quast
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA! I knew it! I figured that line was about the greeks, and boys, but never actually googled it. Thank you for that confirmation!

    PattonPawter
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am Jewish and this is so important to me. Like Amy Pattie said, thanks for the share!

    Banjo Peppers
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure one of the other “homosexuality” mentions in the Bible is speaking out against student-teacher relationships.

    Levi
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I always wondered ab king david also what branch of judiasm does he practice

    Shadow
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I maybe miss-remembering this but didn't the Greeks separate the genders for a good portion of their history? To the point where your first sexual experience was with your own gender and you didn't really have contact with the other gender until you married. It wasn't until the Romans came into the picture that sex with your own gender was considered dirty/wrong/morally corrupt? (To be clear I'm not saying that being LGTBQ2+ is dirty/wrong/morally corrupt but that it was the view of the Romans historically) Also wasn't Sodom destroyed because the men of the city found out the angelic messengers where coming and planned to rape them. So the angels destroyed Sodom for attempted rape?

    Bernd Herbert
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U know what would even be better? NOT getting advice from a book written by an archaic society. As he said:“deeply rooted in the time and place“. That time and place is long gone. And by the way: having sex with a 17year old is not pedophilia! And last but not least:I find it highly unlikely that a 17 year old was considered a boy or a child tow millenia ago

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    Murdered By Laws

    Murdered By Laws

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    A Better Headline

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    Amy Pattie
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I am happily married even though we both lost our job in corona and now live in a church community house. Screw the idea of having kids though, they’d have to sleep on the floor of the games room or something, and I wouldn’t want anyone’s life to start out like that.

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    Murdered By Numbers?

    Murdered By Numbers?

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, some statistics show violent crime has decreased since "violent" video games becamse more popular/mainstream.

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    Maybe Not The First, But Definitely The Most Famous

    Maybe Not The First, But Definitely The Most Famous

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    Amy Pattie
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More specifically, first Innocent brown man killed publicly by a police state while his homies could only stand powerlessly and watched.

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    Kill Theirs Or Educate Ours?

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same boring song that Republicans sing every time. Why invest 50 billion in education when we need that money to buy tanks and develop nuclear bombs? Because obviously having the power to destroy this entire world 5 times isn't enough....

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    Ain't No Right Way

    Ain't No Right Way

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    Is It True

    Is It True

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they think it's part of the uniform? Like typical blue/green "medical color" doesn't really do anything but it's part of the image?

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    The Aunt Looks Like Such A Nice Person

    The Aunt Looks Like Such A Nice Person

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have alcohol problems and are in a divorce but still feel entitled enough to lecture people on how they should live their life.

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    Roll Tide!

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    I Lol'd Hard

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    Holy Hell! Call The Morgue

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck, why not just say your room is getting a bit stuffy and whiffy so please air it out. No need to go into such detail.

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    That Moment When An Anti-Vaxx Mom Is Called Out On Facebook By Her Son's Pediatric Nurse

    That Moment When An Anti-Vaxx Mom Is Called Out On Facebook By Her Son's Pediatric Nurse

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly only the Anti-vaxxer lies will be retweeted, adding some more misinformation to the huge pile of BS that's already on the internet.

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    Video Games Cause Violence

    Video Games Cause Violence

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No thank you, I'll keep playing chess where I get ahead by sacrificing my own peons to murder their horses bishops peons and queen".

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    We The People

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the constitution is like the bible for the american... and we see the bible it's a cause of war between the people

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    Why Do Old People Insist On Doing This?

    Why Do Old People Insist On Doing This?

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    You Can Disagree With An Opinion, But The Math Never Lies

    You Can Disagree With An Opinion, But The Math Never Lies

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's this kind of "math" that leads Americans to believe that in "Socialist" European countries people pay about 125% of their income on taxes. And that's why healthcare is free.

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    Murdered With One Word Almost 3 Years Later

    Murdered With One Word Almost 3 Years Later

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    #51

    Really Weird, Isn't It?

    Really Weird, Isn't It?

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    I Know, I Know! It's The Second One, Right?

    I Know, I Know! It's The Second One, Right?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Tomi lady apparently even wrote a book and is a former television-host..

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    That's Tough.

    That's Tough.

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    Dealing With The Consequences Of Your Actions

    Dealing With The Consequences Of Your Actions

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    #56

    Or Just Stop Being A Dick At All, Really

    Or Just Stop Being A Dick At All, Really

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    Christian Bradshaw
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! Acne isn't something that's easy to prevent. Stop being an asshole!

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    Half Truths Are All Lies

    Half Truths Are All Lies

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with an universal healthcare in the long run costs will go down because people won't wait till they need an expensive emergency operation to visit a doctor. Most Americans would go to a garage if their car feels strange when they are driving it, but they won't visit a doctor when their body feels strange even when they are just sitting in a chair.

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    #62

    Dan Wootton’s Worst Take

    Dan Wootton’s Worst Take

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    von Funnyname
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    correct me if i'm wrong, but right side looks to be scallops to me, which is a seafood. So vegetarian at best, for one. Two, my God that soup looks sooooooooooo good

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    #63

    Fuckin' War Criminals, I Tell Ya

    Fuckin' War Criminals, I Tell Ya

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    JuJu
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't call it military. For us, it's just time. And we don't have to add am or pm. *waves from Germany*

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    #64

    Yeah Science Sucks...

    Yeah Science Sucks...

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fact. The US had a pandemic response team, but the orange buffoon dismissed them as being SUPERFLUous.

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    #65

    They Also Have Poor Swordsman Skill

    They Also Have Poor Swordsman Skill

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    #66

    And Then There's Kanye...

    And Then There's Kanye...

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like, as a human, even Kanye has more things going for him than Trump, and I only know three things about him.

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    #67

    Trump Supporter Jokes About Taking Food From Bernie Supporters.

    Trump Supporter Jokes About Taking Food From Bernie Supporters.

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    #68

    What’s Scarier Than Measles? Antivaxxers.

    What’s Scarier Than Measles? Antivaxxers.

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    El Dee
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a time before vaccinations. I think you should get a vaccination for anything you possibly can - why suffer/die without reason? But, as most adults had had the disease in childhood this generally only affected children. In the western world with good nutrition etc complications were exceptionally rare. Deaths DID happen but they were rare. But if a vaccination is available why would you take the chance?

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    #69

    Pretty Much Murdered Himself

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    #70

    So Apparently Tarentino Is As Savage In Real Life As He Is In Reel Life

    So Apparently Tarentino Is As Savage In Real Life As He Is In Reel Life

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true, they both get better with age.That includes their acting skills.

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    #71

    That Generation Just Doesn't Have Their Priorities Straight.

    That Generation Just Doesn't Have Their Priorities Straight.

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    #72

    This Chick Spews The Most Outrageous Stuff

    This Chick Spews The Most Outrageous Stuff

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    స్టీఫెన్ ఆండ్రూ
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you were fighting to defend your country on its home soil, you weren't fighting for your country. You were fighting for your country's politicians.

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    #73

    Boomer Murdered For Shitty Take (Resubmitted With Censoring)

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    Ace
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the good old days when people didn't sleep, ain't that right debra?

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    #74

    Yes, It's To Refrain From Common Sense

    Yes, It's To Refrain From Common Sense

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    Hooked
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mathematically challenged". Whaaahahahaha. Read this one so many times before but it still makes me LOL. Thank you again for this moment of joy :-D

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    #75

    Trying To Relate To Their Viewers

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube is part of the Google moloch. You know: That friendly search engine that would never sell your data and keep your privacy protected....

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    #76

    Choosing A Mutual Fund > Paypal

    Choosing A Mutual Fund > Paypal

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, letting your gran help you with knitting/sowing/ ... would be a nice social engagement for her. Or your gramps in many countries, he'd have learned that and ironing pretty well in the army.

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    #77

    Percentages Are Just So Confusing

    Percentages Are Just So Confusing

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes the ever emerging "But we have more people so we can have more death people before our situation is just as bad as yours!!!" Because somehow 220 000 death people isn't bad when your country has 320 million people?

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    #78

    Classic Flat Earther

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    #79

    This Is What This Type Of Parenting Leads To

    This Is What This Type Of Parenting Leads To

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    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, children, those little humans who are your prisoners and who have no human rights according to the Association of Crazy Controlfreak Parents.

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    #80

    Jim Mcgovern Is Brutal Af But Honest Words.

    Jim Mcgovern Is Brutal Af But Honest Words.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He still has 3 months to mess up the US and boy, will he mess up the US when he loses the elections.

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    #81

    Two Can Play That Game.

    Two Can Play That Game.

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    GirlFriday
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump had nothing to do with that money. It was my money and Congress gave it back to me for a while.

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    #82

    Hello 911? I’d Like To Report A Murder. The Weapon? Facts.

    Hello 911? I’d Like To Report A Murder. The Weapon? Facts.

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    Ace
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok first of all, worshipping satan and atheism are two different things

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    #83

    New To Reddit. Hope It Belongs

    New To Reddit. Hope It Belongs

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my hubby opted for a sex change then we would likely seperate BUT I would still love him. That wouldn’t change it is just the love would be very different. In saying that though, leaving someone over a hypothetical like that is just stupid.

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    #84

    Didn’t Think That Was Going Anywhere Until It Went All The Way

    Didn’t Think That Was Going Anywhere Until It Went All The Way

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why they're arguing with a dead alcoholic wryly comic writer but whatever floats their boat.

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    #85

    Props To Will And Jaden Smith

    Props To Will And Jaden Smith

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like some people think celebrities aren’t actual people with hearts or feelings etc. there are posts shaming celebrities for complaining about the pandemic like just because they have money they have no right to complain. Well they are humans too, they feel things like depression, anxiety, fear, sadness, etc just like anybody else. Money doesn’t make you immune or a robot.

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    #86

    Millennials Are Destroying The Eating Industry

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    crazy_cat_notAlady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm a millennial with a "decent" above-average salary in my country. i take of my senior mom. pay medical and utility bills. pay for transport and cooking gas. after all the mandatory expenses, there's little left for "luxuries" like eating out. in a country where onions and tomatoes cost more than OTC vitamin pills and most antibiotics, something's definitely fishy!

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    #87

    Tear Gas Civilians, They Bring Gas Masks. Wow What A Coincidence.

    Tear Gas Civilians, They Bring Gas Masks. Wow What A Coincidence.

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me glad that I moved from Colorado Springs to a small town in Texas, in May. Just in time to escape this kind of thing.

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    #89

    Freedom Seeds, Anger Pipes And Boo-Hoo Water

    Freedom Seeds, Anger Pipes And Boo-Hoo Water

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    #92

    Username Checks Out

    Username Checks Out

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, trackpants aren’t stupid (don’t know what ultraboosts are), trackies are the comfiest pants ever.

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    #93

    We Should Totally Trust The Billionaires To Tell Us How To Run The Economy

    We Should Totally Trust The Billionaires To Tell Us How To Run The Economy

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    Whoops, Matt Walsh.

    Whoops, Matt Walsh.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as "Being too smart" is a valid reason to turn you down for the police force things won't be getting any better.

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    She'd Like To Speak To The Manager

    She'd Like To Speak To The Manager

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with that knowledge Trump tried to declare Antifa a terrorist organization. Because it's really an outrage if Neo-nazi's and white supremacists can't hold their rallies without some Anti-fascists counterprotesting.

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    #97

    Now *that* Is Bravery

    Now *that* Is Bravery

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    #98

    Yes, Do Tell Her

    Yes, Do Tell Her

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a BP post and most people agreed that without any context or background information it's impossible to say something sensible on the matter.

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    The Irony

    The Irony

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    Pamela24
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...I mean I love what Jeremy does (I love James May wayyy more though) but there's no denying that he's a bit of a jerk.

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    #100

    Choosing Gets Murdered

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    Guy Finds His Bil‘S Post Of Recently Getting Married And How He „flirts“ With Women

    Guy Finds His Bil‘S Post Of Recently Getting Married And How He „flirts“ With Women

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    #102

    Boomer Gets Roasted On Twitter After Saying The Word "Boomer" Is The N Word Of Ageism.

    Boomer Gets Roasted On Twitter After Saying The Word "Boomer" Is The N Word Of Ageism.

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate anything that separates people into categories. It just breeds hate and resentment.Can't we all just get along?

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    #103

    Shocking...especially With Apple's Record On Protecting The Rights Of Their Chinese Factory Workers...

    Shocking...especially With Apple's Record On Protecting The Rights Of Their Chinese Factory Workers...

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