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Windows vs. Apple

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–Here are a few playful jokes about Apple vs. Windows computers:

Apple: “We removed the headphone jack.”

Windows: “We just removed the ‘blue screen of death’… mostly.”

Apple: “We make computers that just work.”

Windows: “We make computers that sometimes work… but hey, you can play Minesweeper!”

Why don’t Apple users play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when you’re already found by Apple! 😲

Apple users: “My computer is sleek, fast, and virus-free.”

Windows users: “Mine can run Doom from 1993 without breaking a sweat.”

Why did the Apple computer break up with the Windows computer?

It needed space… and Windows kept crashing the relationship.

Apple: “Here’s a new feature!”

Windows: “Here’s a 3-hour update you didn’t ask for.”

Why don’t Window users need Siri?

Because they already spend half their time talking to tech support!

Apple fans are like, “I love how seamless everything is!”

Meanwhile, Windows fans are like, “I love how customizable everything is… after I fix these 7 issues.”

–Here are some light-hearted jokes comparing Windows and Apple computers:

Why do Windows computers make great detectives? They always find the problem, but solving it? That’s another story!

Why did the Apple user break up with their Windows computer? It just wasn’t their type… too many issues.

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Why don’t Apple computers get viruses? Because they’re too expensive for the hackers to afford!

Windows update vs Apple update: Windows: “I’ll need 30 minutes to update.” Apple: “Here’s a quick update you didn’t ask for. Done in 5 seconds!”

How do Apple users fix problems? They don’t. They just buy a new Apple product.

Why do Apple computers have such a clean design? Because they hide the fact you’ve got no money left after buying one.

What’s the difference between a Windows and Apple user? A Windows user says, “I’ll figure it out.” An Apple user says, “There’s an app for that.”

Hope these bring a smile! 😊😊😊

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Windows vs. Apple

Charles Yarbrough is the President and Co-Founder of Web Host Pro, a company specializing in providing high-quality web hosting solutions. His journey into the tech industry began with a passion for computers that he developed as a child, which led him to experiment with video game development on his Commodore 64. Although he initially pursued a career in winemaking in Napa Valley, his interest in computers eventually became his main focus.

Charles Yarbrough is the President and Co-Founder of Web Host Pro, a company specializing in providing high-quality web hosting solutions. His journey into the tech industry began with a passion for computers that he developed as a child, which led him to experiment with video game development on his Commodore 64. Although he initially pursued a career in winemaking in Napa Valley, his interest in computers eventually became his main focus.

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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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