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How I Risked My Life And Limb In Utah’s Hazardous Slot Canyons
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How I Risked My Life And Limb In Utah’s Hazardous Slot Canyons

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I’m crouching in a narrow crack between the rocks, shivering uncontrollably as the cold wet seeps through the clothes, my lips cracked from the dry wind. As I sit here on this, our impregnable sandstone perch, 300 feet above the canyon floor, in the deep dark shadow of the towering walls above us, I wonder how long before hypothermia gets the best of us. The desert sun shines bright over the valley below us, warm and inviting; so close, and yet so far….

My boyfriend is on another ledge, just below me, untangling the ropes and rigging for the last couple of rappels that will take us out of this icy prison. The jingle jangle of the carabiners and the rest of the vertical gear, along with his trembling breath, punctuate the indifferent howls of the gelid wind. Why the hell are we here, freezing our asses off on the cliff walls of Zion National Park, rather than at home, on a tropical beach in our home country of Costa Rica, piña coladas in hand? How does this even qualify as a holiday? Who said that canyoneering was fun?

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    My boyfriend and I. Obviously, we did not freeze to death. While we still might, someday, in the meanwhile we’ll continue canyoneering. For now, we’re back home, enjoying a piña colada.

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