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40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group
If not for the three grey hairs peeking out, I’d feel as fresh as new. It seems like only yesterday we’d drink Capri Sun, burn CDs and listen to the Smashing Pumpkins. Speaking of the latter, kids these days call it “dad rock,” and how can you blame them?
The oldest of Gen Z, aka the newest generation that was born between 1997 and 2012, is now 24. No, it’s not you who are 24, it’s the kids who have no clue what “pick up the phone'' means.
So today, we’re diving deep into the world of no illusion, ready to face one fact we all dread (hence the booming skincare industry among millennials!)—we are old. Thanks to the corner of Reddit ‘Heck I’m Old,’ we have a collection of posts to make you feel not just old, but rather ancient. “When you look at kids nowadays and see their music you can't help but think of how everything is old,” says the group’s description and from what you see below, they ain’t lying.
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#1
I'm Just Going To Leave This Here
#2
Ah Nostalgia....
#3
Zoom Meetings!
If you ever feel like time is passing at the pace of a hadron collider, you can be sure you’re not the only one. Most of us feel that the passage of time is inevitable, and that it only makes us older (but also wiser, more confident and happy overall!).
Having said that, it's no secret that our modern society is obsessed with freezing and even turning back time. This ageing paranoia that’s sweeping across our society has been heavily fueled by social media, where young folks constantly put pressure on achievements, looks, and everything, really. Its competitive nature shows that someone is doing better and has accomplished more by your age than you have.
#4
I Remember!
#5
The Struggle Is Real
#6
Just Pause Duh
Being scared of ageing is not only nothing new, it seems like it creeps into the minds of younger generations obsessed with anti-ageing life choices earlier than ever in history. In 2018, a report from the Royal Society for Public Health (RSPH) found that millennials felt the most negatively towards ageing, viewing it as a steep decline and assuming dementia and loneliness as inevitable.
#7
I'm Old I Remember Having One Thinking It Was So Cool
#8
I Feel This Deep In My Soul
kristina law 3 years ago
That cashier was just jealous that you got to experience Blockbuster and they didn't lol
#9
I Consider This A Small Victory
In some extreme cases where fear of getting older interferes with your life, doctors diagnose people with gerascophobia. “Gerascophobia sufferers have very frequent thoughts about changes in their appearance due to ageing and increasingly losing control over their life as they get older. These thoughts trigger panic attacks, shortness of breath, sweating and shaking," Dr. Rose Aghdami, a consulting and coaching psychologist, told Refinery29.
"Their behavior is affected too, as they often avoid certain activities which remind them of ageing, withdraw from social contact, and become more isolated."
#10
You Might Be Old...
#11
Doc Brown And Marty Mcfly Still Here, Together, In 2021
Serial pacifist 3 years ago
Hey, this one actually made me feel good. They ditched the Delorean?
#12
Never Failed
The RSPH has also urged people to stop using the term 'anti-ageing' popularized by the beauty industry, since it could be putting pressure on women to see ageing as something inherently detrimental. Another 2017 study found that 30% of women under 35 were regularly using anti-wrinkle products, a fact that’s so obvious when browsing through social media that you don’t need a survey for it
#13
"I Grew Up With No Internet" Starter Pack
#14
Beware This Man
Serial pacifist 3 years ago (edited)
Thanks, Macaulay. I wish you would look up to Bart Simpson, he doesn't age like that.
#15
I Resemble That Remark
#16
Who Else Had These Exact Same Speakers?
#17
This Feeling All Of The Time
#18
What Else?
#19
In The ‘80s, TV Stations Just Turned Off Late At Night. No Infomercials, Nothing. Just This
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
Well, they played a nifty tune first, and then some nice white noise to fall asleep to...
#20
70's Kids Checking In
#21
Well, This Is The New Metric For How Old We Are, I Guess
Danish Dynomummy 3 years ago
My Kids freak out every time I tell them I wasn't born in this Millennium
#22
Stolen From Facebook
#23
Phoebe’s Baby Is A College Grad
S. Tor Storm 3 years ago (edited)
hahaha, I actually thought to myself: wow, she actually kept in touch with him even tho it wasn't her baby?
#24
Was It A Nokia Or A Razr You Had?
Michelle M 3 years ago (edited)
I had a Nokia c2 when I was 10 or 11. Used to feel quite smug typing fast without looking at the keyboard.
#25
We All Knew This Day Would Come
#27
Anyone Else??
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
And then you go to the actual store and those young whippersnappers rearranged it again.
#28
An Ancient Artifact From A More Civilized Time
#29
Pretty Much!
MagicalUnicorn 3 years ago
oh crap, i totally have such location in my home town, the realization hit me like ton of brick
#30
Old School Uncool
#31
Some Redditor Is Mocking His Dad For This 80's Handset That's Plugged Into His iPhone. All I Can Say Is, That Looks Amazingly Comfortable....
#32
I Was 20 When It Aired And God, Do I Still Feel Old....
#33
Good Morning
MagicalUnicorn 3 years ago
me, 35, in march 2021 : for vaccination too young, for gynecologist 'geriatric' :D
#34
Afv Anyone?
David Shoemaker 3 years ago
The American bashing on this site seems to be a hobby for a lot of people.
#35
After 9 And On The Weekends Plus $.10 Texts
#36
Pink Floyd::pride
#37
This Cut Me Deep
#38
Never Failed
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
I use to have a fake 8 track player to fool my car into playing cassettes. In 1992.
#39
That's Relatable
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Mark Fuller 3 years ago
40 years old in a few weeks and currently on holiday. Very excited / proud that we went OUT for dinner after 8pm and stayed up after midnight!! But did still walk passed most of the bars and restaurants because they were "too loud" or "busy". We just wanted peace and quiet, with decent food, a nice atmosphere and as few other humans as possible. We're officially old. But had a lovely evening!
Michael Se 3 years ago
A few months ago, I (only 43) had to show a kid how the gas pump worked. He kept hitting the octane number. After the fifth punch I told him, "You have to lift the handle cradle. It's old school." He lifted it, and pleasantly chuffed, said, "Thank you, sir!" And I was instantly 70 years old.
Ivy la Sangrienta 3 years ago
Wait, what other kind of pumps are there?!!
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Lunar Bicycle 3 years ago
Honestly, any of these that start with “remember when?” and then show computers or cell phones seem silly to my old self. Those all still feel new to me! I still remember when a cordless landline phone felt like future tech. I called a friend from it and told him I was in the front yard. He was blown away. And we didn’t even keep the phone. It was a gift for my grandparents, and my mom wanted me to test it first since she didn’t trust the technology!
Mark Fuller 3 years ago
40 years old in a few weeks and currently on holiday. Very excited / proud that we went OUT for dinner after 8pm and stayed up after midnight!! But did still walk passed most of the bars and restaurants because they were "too loud" or "busy". We just wanted peace and quiet, with decent food, a nice atmosphere and as few other humans as possible. We're officially old. But had a lovely evening!
Michael Se 3 years ago
A few months ago, I (only 43) had to show a kid how the gas pump worked. He kept hitting the octane number. After the fifth punch I told him, "You have to lift the handle cradle. It's old school." He lifted it, and pleasantly chuffed, said, "Thank you, sir!" And I was instantly 70 years old.
Ivy la Sangrienta 3 years ago
Wait, what other kind of pumps are there?!!
Load More Replies... Lunar Bicycle 3 years ago
Honestly, any of these that start with “remember when?” and then show computers or cell phones seem silly to my old self. Those all still feel new to me! I still remember when a cordless landline phone felt like future tech. I called a friend from it and told him I was in the front yard. He was blown away. And we didn’t even keep the phone. It was a gift for my grandparents, and my mom wanted me to test it first since she didn’t trust the technology!
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