I'm not in marching band (yet, my new school has one and I've already applied) but my current band has some STORIES.

1. Entire trumpet section forgot their music
2. One of the flutes almost fought the first chair clarinet.
3. The bass clarinets constantly have beef.
4. The tenor sax has been stealing a folder every day so she's set for life and the band teacher got pissed
5. Someone broke a drum (the drumskin is literally hanging inside the drum it's so bad)
6. Someone dented their trumpet and left it on the teacher's desk
7. A quote book exists
8. There was a lockdown and someone managed to lock themselves in a tuba case since they hid in there
9. A saxophonist almost fell through the base drum
10. The entire band showed up in polos and khakis one day (this was last year, our old band director wore polos and khakis every day, and it was his last day before retirement so we all wore the outfit with nametags)

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