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It’s beyond belief how little we know about what we call our best furry friends. Ok, we don’t actually call cats that, ‘cause they would be better off without humans altogether, but we’d like to think we are.

I mean, we now have evidence that felines sleep in trees, form super weird shapes with fellow felines, and on some occasions, their .exe just stops working. Apparently, that’s not it.

People have a whole subreddit dedicated to sightings of cats that got caught acting super weird. Like weird². Serious about not being serious, we present you the most off-the-track cattos from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat that either need some fixing, or I give up.

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    He’s About To Speak Italian

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    Bored Panda reached out to the creator of r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat, which now has 200K members and basically says “that's just not right.”

    The redditor just-a-traveler told us that he made the subreddit as a companion to a similar subreddit r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog. Created five years ago, the dog community now has a staggering 875K members.

    “Both subreddits serve as a place for folks to show off their pets being goofs,” just-a-traveler said. He was also laconic when asked about the idea behind it: “the images pretty much speak for themselves.”

    And it’s true. We don’t know why these cats are acting so weird and stuff, but we may never find a reason. In the end, this is cat logic and the only thing we are sure about is that it doesn’t work by the book.

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    Bikinicat.exe Stopped Working

    Bikinicat.exe Stopped Working

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    Francis
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :D how? the more i look the less i understandhow this cat lies...did this cat lose some bones?

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    Guys, Please, What's Wrong With My Bat?

    Guys, Please, What's Wrong With My Bat?

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    But cat behavior experts do believe that some weird feline behavior can, in fact, be explained. For example, when cats knead or “make biscuits” with their paws, it’s their instincts calling. Richard Gowan, a veterinarian at The Cat Clinic, believes that: "This action could be a marking instinct as the cat releases hormones through their feet. [They] might do it on your bed to mark it as theirs."

    Meanwhile, if the cat is headbutting, it doesn’t necessarily mean they want us to pet them. Instead, Gowan suggests they are marking us with their scent glands. "When cats do things like kneading, scratching, or headbutting, they're actually marking you with their glands."

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    Gowan also believes that if cat refuses to use a litter box, it’s not always them being naughty. On the contrary, it may be your fault. “The cat might be thinking, 'No, your litter-box management isn't up to my standards,'" he said.

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    He Doesnt Give A Flying F.

    He Doesnt Give A Flying F.

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    #10

    He Is Laying On His Back On Top Of The Cabinets With His Eyes Wide Open, Just Staring At The Ceiling

    He Is Laying On His Back On Top Of The Cabinets With His Eyes Wide Open, Just Staring At The Ceiling

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    #16

    Think Batteries Are Low

    Think Batteries Are Low

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    #17

    I Wanted A Cat, But I Got Whatever This Is Instead

    I Wanted A Cat, But I Got Whatever This Is Instead

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    #18

    Everytime I Clear Out Some Space In The Fridge, Noodle Thinks It's For Him

    Everytime I Clear Out Some Space In The Fridge, Noodle Thinks It's For Him

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    #19

    Too Exhausted To Even Make It To The Amazon Box

    Too Exhausted To Even Make It To The Amazon Box

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    #20

    Meet Katsu: A Dramatic And Needy Boi Screaming For His Hooman

    Meet Katsu: A Dramatic And Needy Boi Screaming For His Hooman

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    #21

    This Seems Like A Good Place For Laurie To Chill (Fry In The Background)

    This Seems Like A Good Place For Laurie To Chill (Fry In The Background)

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    #22

    Don't Know How He Got There. He Cries Until I Come Look At Him

    Don't Know How He Got There. He Cries Until I Come Look At Him

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    #23

    Sadie Big Stretchin’ In The Sun Looks Like A Mirror Camera Effect... But She’s Just Löng

    Sadie Big Stretchin’ In The Sun Looks Like A Mirror Camera Effect... But She’s Just Löng

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    #24

    Too Lazy To Stand Up So He Clogged The Sink With His Body And Created A ‘Drinking Pool’

    Too Lazy To Stand Up So He Clogged The Sink With His Body And Created A ‘Drinking Pool’

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    #25

    Some Cats Hunt Mice And Bring Them To You As A Gift. My Cat Hunts Bread

    Some Cats Hunt Mice And Bring Them To You As A Gift. My Cat Hunts Bread

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    #27

    My Mom’s Cat. 100% Stuck And Not Nearly As Amused As I Was

    My Mom’s Cat. 100% Stuck And Not Nearly As Amused As I Was

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    #28

    Mr. Bigglesworth

    Mr. Bigglesworth from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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    mph seti
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered what happened under the fur...Now I know. Thanks, Mr. Bigglesworth.

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    #29

    Whatever Is Comfy I Guess

    Whatever Is Comfy I Guess

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    #31

    The Whisker Demon Has Returned To Assert Dominance While I Clean Up Her Hairball

    The Whisker Demon Has Returned To Assert Dominance While I Clean Up Her Hairball

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    #33

    Mom Sent Me This Picture Of My Cat This Morning While She Was Cat Sitting. Kitty Loves Her Grandma!

    Mom Sent Me This Picture Of My Cat This Morning While She Was Cat Sitting. Kitty Loves Her Grandma!

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    Even More Heartwarming Is That It Was A “Mommy’s Home” Reaction

    Even More Heartwarming Is That It Was A “Mommy’s Home” Reaction

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    #35

    Oprah Loves Hanging On The Clothes Horse

    Oprah Loves Hanging On The Clothes Horse

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    #37

    Family Just Got A New Cat, Haven’t Met Her Yet But This Is The First Picture My Mom Sent Me Of Her Lol

    Family Just Got A New Cat, Haven’t Met Her Yet But This Is The First Picture My Mom Sent Me Of Her Lol

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    #39

    Cat Raising Paw To Gain Attention

    Cat Raising Paw To Gain Attention

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    #40

    Told Gobbolino To Get Off The Cupboard. He Made This Face

    Told Gobbolino To Get Off The Cupboard. He Made This Face

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    #41

    I'll Always Be Watching John There's No Escaping Me

    I'll Always Be Watching John There's No Escaping Me

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    #42

    My Cat Sleeps With His Eyes Wide Open Sometimes And It’s Creepy As Hell

    My Cat Sleeps With His Eyes Wide Open Sometimes And It’s Creepy As Hell

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    #43

    Sometimes The Stair Light Would Turn On At Night...

    sometimes the stair light would turn on at night... from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't these hoomans know that they can trip in the dark? They don't have eyesight like mine. I'll be out of character and help them out."

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    #44

    She Tried Out A New Pose On The Stairs Today

    She Tried Out A New Pose On The Stairs Today

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    #45

    I Find Her Sitting Like This All The Time

    I Find Her Sitting Like This All The Time

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    #48

    I Guess It’s Nice And Warm?

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    Cheers

    Cheers

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, a green-headed cat! I had one once. Bred it with a yellow-tailed moggy and now we have blue kittens. *This is not a true story*

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    #51

    My Cat Uses The Ducts To Get Around My House Sometimes

    My Cat Uses The Ducts To Get Around My House Sometimes

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    That’s A Disney Movie Villain If I’ve Ever Seen One

    That’s A Disney Movie Villain If I’ve Ever Seen One

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    #53

    Ulthar Has Started To Lick The Walls, No Idea Why

    Ulthar Has Started To Lick The Walls, No Idea Why

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    crazy_cat_notAlady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry to be the party-pooper - it might be a bit serious. a few cats who have a considerable worm load do this. i have seen my cat do this when his urea, creatinine shot up. I'm just a little concerned. wish him and the hooman good health.

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    Mlem Trigger

    Mlem Trigger

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    Martti Laurson
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this before. Is that a common thing? I'm bald, so I have no comb to test

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    #55

    No He’s Not Dead, He’s Just Very Comfortable

    No He’s Not Dead, He’s Just Very Comfortable

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    #56

    She Likes To Drink The Water By Dipping Her Belly Into The Bowl?

    My silly cat likes to drink her water by dipping her belly into the bowl, and then licking the water off of her fur from r/aww

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    Pusfarm
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it just feels good. A quick dip in the pool, cat style.

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    #57

    My Cat Likes To "Bite" Me Then Apologies By Licking Me But Won't Let Me Leave.

    My Cat Likes To "Bite" Me Then Apologies By Licking Me But Won't Let Me Leave.

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    #58

    He Really Likes The Faucet, But He’s Really Bad At It

    He Really Likes The Faucet, But He’s Really Bad At It

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    #59

    Why Is She Like This?

    Why Is She Like This?

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    Leo Has An Odd Way Of Relaxing

    Leo Has An Odd Way Of Relaxing

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    Someone Doesn't Understand The New Face Scratcher

    Someone Doesn't Understand The New Face Scratcher

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    devi L.
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with my cat. But if I hold it he comes running to get brushed smh lol

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    Budz Gets The Hose Again

    Budz Gets The Hose Again

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    Maja Lykkegaard
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats love it when I'm watering the garden. They charge the stream, and then gets super pissed at me, when they get wet :D

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