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What's the weirdest conversation you've overheard?
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#1
Sitting down in a restaurant with my husband and heard a woman say Chickens lay two different eggs don’t they? One for baby chicks and the others are for eating
Final score:
5points
Mickysixxx 1 year ago
Silly they lay heaps of different ones like fried, boiled, poached, scrambled, curried,devilled and if you feed them bread they lay egg sandwiches
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#2
A few:
"Communism wouldn't be a bad idea if we go at it with guns"
"I'm not gay but Ryan Reynolds"
"Why haven't we invaded Canada? What are they going to do, send their geese after us?"
"Well apparently I can't exist in Tennessee" (Tennessee banned drag shows, but they used REALLY vague language as what constituted a drag show, so technically a trans person performing in any way is now illegal)
"I'm not even a lawyer and I know that's a bad idea."
"Taxes are for the communists"
"You're just the collective child"
Final score:
3points
fair_weather_rose 1 year ago
Those Canada geese are terrifying, and no one can change my mind!
#3
I was in Walmart and this older lady turns to her husband and goes, "Frank. Did you make an oopies in your pants again?"
I was horrified and the sad part was, he replied, "Yes honey," then proceeded to squat down and unleash this FURY out of himself, his wife was mortified.
Final score:
3points
#4
It’s more of seen.
I was in class and I saw this girl look up on Google….
“Is Mr. Clean gay?”
I was like what?
(I looked it up bc I was curious and he is not)
Final score:
3points
#5
Overheard an argument at my local grocery store about pickles..that’s right, an argument about straight up pickles.
Final score:
3points
#6
I heard the dentist tell my mum that I have a sideways tooth in my jaw
Final score:
2points
#7
Walking home and two dudes passed us, then one said to the other: “Dude, I love coke.”
Final score:
1point
#8
i didnt overhear this everyone overheard this and i have said this storry before but it still weird. i could tell you the whole story but ill tell you the conversation
HEY YOU ( random woman , filled with rage, walking up stairs pushing past a big man)
yah ( random very scared and confused man)
YOU GOT F*****G WATER IN MY F*****G HAIR YOU LITTLE PIECE OF S**T ( followed by lots of swares)
um excuse me youre are talking near kids ( 8 year old me you only heard about f**k and s**t at this point)
I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT IM NEAR KIDS HE GOT F*****G WATER IN MY HAIR ( followed by probably every sware in the world)
(back to man) look woman im sorry i didnt mean to
YOU ARE SUCH A B***H I CANT BELIEVE YOU GOT WATER IM MY F*****G HAIR ( followed by slurs and swares. maybe slurs that dont even apply to his race) YOU WILL BE PUNISHED AND LEARN TO BEHAVE
*women storms off, pushes past line of people ,who witnessed the entire thing* *everyone stares at here confused why she said that in a waterpark and we were in line for a waterslide* *end of story* like i get that you dont want to get water in your hair but if you dont then dont go near a water park
YOU AND YOUR
Final score:
1point
#9
At the beach, walk past 2 ladies talking about how someone cut off someone's head and was a cannibal. Very strange, I think they were talking about a movie? Hopefully.
Final score:
1point
#10
With no context, seeing a tiny frail old lady turn toward her companion and say "I could f***g kill that guy."
Final score:
0points
#11
2 guys in conversation walking by me.
Guy 1: "A chicken, a whole chicken!!"
Guy 2: "An eye for an eye."
That's all I got before they were out of earshot.
Final score:
0points
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