On time I was on a Zoom call with my friend. My sister walked in as my friend announced (rather loudly) "I just farted" She had never met that friend before.

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Agent Duck

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I was doing a split in a balcony for no apparent reason, and then I realized someone was watching me. I just smiled.

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Titas Burinskas

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My parents caught me dancing to nightcore for a good solid 6 minutes and when i saw them i just screamed...

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Yoloplay3r

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As a pastor, I was asked to lead out at a youth program during the annual camp meeting. Realizing I owned only square duds, I stopped at RU-21 in attempt to look cool.

Apparently it worked, because two young women seemed to be checking me out at the checkout line. Moreover, their car caught up with mine as I continued my journey on the freeway. They tracked alongside me in the passing lane, ogling playfully.

A married man, and safety conscious, I hit upon a creative way to bring closure to the situation.
Holding the wheel steady with my right hand, I reached up with the other and buried my index finger deep into my left nostril.

I could hear their screams through two panes of window glass, at 70 mph.

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Coo Dat

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