I don't have teeth and rarely wear my dentures. A little girl was at my register. Apparently her parents had told her if she was bad all her teeth would fall out. So upon noticing my lack of teeth she asked if I was a bad girl

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Cadena Norton

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My little sister (maybe 7 or 8 at the time) was writing a story. In the story, two characters got married and then the husband got killed in a war about a year later.
A couple years after his death, the wife (completely naturally) had three girls in a row (a few years apart) and that's why the main characters never knew their dad.

I read it and nearly died laughing.
She was mortified and confused as to why it was so funny.
I told her, "Ummm...that doesn't work. The Mom can't have kids years after the Dad died."
And she was like "Yes she can. They were married."

So yeah, we had a little conversation where I attempted to be age appropriate and also encourage her that the story was good even if the timing didn't work.
She's embarrassed about it now. I make sure to remind her every so often.🤣

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Lil Miss Hobbit

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