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Everyone has the one thing they’ve heard that’s always going to be funny. What’s yours?
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#1
The cashier who had already gave me the receipt, told me to have a good day. My dumb*** thought he asked me if I wanted the receipt. I told him no and walked off. So pretty much what happened was:
"Have a good day!"
"No."
Final score:
5points
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#2
“That’s not the only cream they’re eating”
I was talking about a couple who skipped class to go have ice cream, and would always show up late for band practice.
Final score:
2points
#3
Me: I scream we all scream for-
My BFF- murder
Me: …
My BFF: …
This is why she’s my bestie
Final score:
2points
#4
I got my wisdom teeth out, and I was stoned off of my a*s, I heard a nurse say something, and I said “that’s what she said.” I think the nurse laughed, because that was so freaking funny. And I also said “Kylie Jenner is going to hate me, because my lips look like hers” , but keep in mind that I was so stoned, and my face was so swollen, I looked like a chipmunk. Thank goodness I don’t have to worry about my wisdom teeth anymore, because the amount of pain I was in afterwards was horrible.
Final score:
1point
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