I want to get to know y'all, so here I am. I'll post something as well.
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I was about 2 or 3 when i was making a song for my mom, when my brother came in and turned off the piano i was playing with. (it was a real electric piano). I beat the crap out of him and leaving him with minor bruises, bite marks, and a lot of headaches. Sorry Brother!
I did standup for grownups, cracked jokes and such. Everyone was laughing, and I had the rare chance to get away with curse words.