I dreamed I lived in a cottage by the sea. The sea was green. I was running along a boardwalk with some groceries. The boardwalk ran right over the sand, and there was high green grass on either side. I remember feeling very satisfied, because I got groceries. The cottage had a screen door, and I looked out at the beach, and there was the most adorable gray seal on the beach. He did a lot of silly tricks for me, and I felt like I loved him for that. But then he came up on the porch, and tried to get in! I sat on the edge of the bed, and hoped he wouldn’t get it. But he tore through the screen door and came in. He tossed furniture all over the place. He made a huge mess of everything. I knew that would happen. IS THAT MY BOYFRIEND?

Also I often dream of ants, and fruit flies. I’ve read that that just means you have many small annoyances. I do not dispute that.

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Deanna Crichley

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I was riding a purple glitter banana seat bike inside a mall with a friend. We were peddling as fast as we could and not making any progress. We needed to make it to Sears to get egg foo young. I woke up thinking that was the best egg too young I’d ever had. Half asleep still, I wondered if I had leftovers in the fridge. I was sadly disappointed when I was fully awake. No leftovers.

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Virginia Schwartz

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