Pulled s**t covered knicker elastic out of my dog's butt. Our dog ate a pair of my mum's undies and ended up with an inch of something stuck in her bum. I drew the short straw and had to pull it out. The elastic ended up being around 30cm long. Poor dog was not comfortable me pulling it out and I certainly wasn’t comfortable doing it. Was so gross.

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Foxxy says Hello

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That's a pretty long list. My Mom was never held back by the conventions of society to act a certain way and I admired her for that. We used to have Opera Day's where you had to sing everything you say, and that wasn't limited to the confines of our apartment.

1) Full-blown Disney parody songs about whatever isle/department I'm in if inspiration strikes. I've done this at almost every place I have ever shopped. The songs vary depending on my mood and I'm not limited to Disney though Disney is the easiest to Parody off the top of a hat.

2) Turned shopping into an adventure quest for any and all of my nieces and nephews. It can get pretty wild depending on which store we're in but it keeps them entertained, focused, and we get our shopping done pretty fast.

3) Dressed in full Renaissance fair regalia just to go to Wal-Mart at 2 in the morning, because I'm weird.

4) Renaming half of the Perkins staff, in particular one night manager, My Dear Barnabas, who we all called Barnaby, and starting a 'Trend' for between 2 am to 5 am Perkins get-together's with friends and co-workers which I have heard is still an ongoing tradition. Let me explain, me and my group started it, people got added, people left, but even though the original group doesn't do it anymore our additions added people. I'm honored that it continued, I have a lot of fun memories from Perkins.

I seriously could keep going.

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Roadkill The Brave

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Played Tennis with a friend, but we soaked the ball in gasoline and lit it on fire and decided it was a good idea to play tennis that way. Before you say it, yes it was a stupid idea and yes I was young and very foolish when I did it.

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Andres Tejeda

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I was looking outside and I saw the neighbor’s cat chasing a baby chipmunk so I ran outside and chased the cat off then I got a clean towel and wrapped the poor chipmunk up. He had some fur ripped off his tail and he was stunned but otherwise okay and we let him go after he had some rest.

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Clara Knaub

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When i was about 15 i worked in a supermarket preparing bread for baking the following morning. some of my friends came in and gave me some magic mushrooms and like a 15 year old idiot i took them before my shift finished. within half an hour i was chasing rolls around the shop because they kept escaping from the trays. dont know how i didn't get sacked

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About three years ago the Hubs and I went camping on Cape Cod. Took the bus to Provincetown to have dinner and see a show. Met three Boston bus driver ladies down for the weekend while in town. Found them again when we took the late (11:00pm) bus back to the campground. I started a sing-along in the packed bus, starting with "The wheels on the bus go round and round" through a mash-up of 70's and 80's tv show songs, ending with the Jaws theme. People kept asking my husband how much I drank that night. Not a thing. Good times!

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Laura Phillips

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well... i've done plenty of odd things before buttttt.... on a field trip to ships we were on one called the S.S CATT i believe... anyways i'm a daredevil. i was dared $10 to climb up a rope. long story short i fell in water and was in pretty big trouble.

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Emily Ralson💙💜❤💙❤💜💙❤💜💙❤

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My pal and I were in our early twenties and engaged in a full-scale drunken night out. As we walked home we decided that it would be a work of pure genius to steal every 'For Sale' on the way home. We had several in hand when we were stopped by the police who were actually really cool about it. What do you want those for? Why do you students (we weren't students) always get up to this kind of prank? Anyway, we offered our apologies and were instructed to replace all the signs that we had half-inched. It wasn't big and wasn't clever but MY GOD it was a fabulous idea at the time.

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Scagsy

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I was about 6yo and I wanted to test if humans could swallow while inverted. I stuffed my pockets with cookies and a juice box and climbed a tree. By hooking my legs on a branch, I was able to dangle upside down and confirm that yes, humans can swallow while inverted.

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T Kory

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Together with a few friend, we tied baloons (that had been used as a decoration over the university's main driveway) to my car's radio antenna and drove around the area. Needless to say, the antenna broke off and I had to explain my stupidity to my parents. They laughed hysterically and have never let me forget the incident. Im almost 50 now....

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Jill

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I went through a faze of acting like a mad scientist and would make my brother get “retinal scans” before entering my room. I actually was just shining a flashlight in his eyes. I also would cover every surface in our house with my “expirements”.

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Opazi Marcha

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I pulled my little sister's Hatchimal out of a sh** filled toilet.


Our baby sister had brought it into the bathroom. Was sitting on toilet. Dropped in. You couldn't see the toy. Mom said to flush. Sister started crying. I pulled on a rubber glove and grabbed the toilet unclogger thing. Fished it out. Mom washed off with bidet somehow. Haven't touched that hand since.

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Zadie the Swiftie

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finished my work more than a day before it's due

(not procrastinating) :)

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Little Dino

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I looked straight at my friend Rowan (he is British as hEcK) while I poured the tea he was drinking in the sink just to see if he would cry.



SPOILER ALERT: he cried. Rowan cried for an hour.

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Lily

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When I was a kid I was really into some anime and would always practice twirling sticks like I was in the middle of a sword fight. I was about 12 or 13 walking home from school in the pouring rain and I found a long stick and thought it'd be cool and dramatic to twirl it around in the rain, so I did. While walking down one of our busiest streets in the pouring rain I was twirling a large stick around like I was preparing to fight whatever enemy was to come about. I was...the weird kid, but I felt like a bad a** in the moment.

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Julia Lott

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I used to eat road salt. I was in elementary school.

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Rainbowskull13 (she/her)

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My (very upstanding and serious) dad told me the story of how he and his friends would light tire fires on the main (and only) streets going in and out of their very small town. Essentially they cut off all traffic to and from the town for a day until someone could get the volunteer fire department to come out usually the next morning. Im sure the townspeople thought they were annoying, but when you are farm boys with nothing to do during the 50's that was what you did.

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Jill

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In grade school, I was referred to as a class cut-up, but I wanted to elevate myself to being THE class cut-up. I was in 3rd grade, the year was 1960, and we were having class photos taken. I figured I could make this shot very memorable if I were to cross my eyes.

I never expected the results I recieved, 2 weeks later. As we were handed out our pictures, everyone started laughing. Once the laughter subsided, we all heard laughter from other classes. Yes, the entire school finally realized .... I AM THE class cut-up!!

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Steve Shearer

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This was some years ago. I dyed my hair at home and it came out way too dark. Trip to the drug store to buy some hair dye remover. It turned my hair green. My coworkers never let me live that one down. It still embarrasses me to this day.

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BusLady

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1. Sang the Oscar Mayer Wiener song in a hall full of naked statues in the vatican.

2. Theme song to Titanic on a gondola in venice.

3. Dancing wherever I am, usually badly.

4. Camping, flinging flaming marshmallows for distance.

There's more, but I can't remember.

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Helen Haley

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I was at a bbq last summer and my cousin asked to use my phone. I let him use it, he took it and no joke wiped it on his pants saying “Look at my butt shine” he was about 3 at the time 😂

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🍿WhErE iS mY pOpCoRn🍿

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So we had a bunk bed when I was 12 and my grandmother sleeps on the bottom and i sleep on the top. One afternoon I was reviewing for a math test and I just dissociated had this weird urge to just curl up and rock myself back and forth. And I did. While muttering to myself/mouthing words, trying to memorize math equations and I didn't get much sleep the night before, so my eyes are kinda bloodshot. But I didn't know my cousin was visiting so I'm just rocking back and forth, muttering to myself with bloodshot eyes while he comes in and he sees me and we kinda just froze and stared at each other. It was very awkward. He left after about 10 seconds.

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Someone passing by

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Drizzled the ketchup over the fries instead of putting it on the side.
Bonus: 1) I don’t care about putting the milk or cereal first
2) I don’t care about the toilet paper being under or over

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me and 2 pals got on the bus at different bus stops from one another and sat at different seats. then we phoned each other as though we were oblivious that we were on the same bus. It did make the other passengers laugh. Better to do it on a busy bus.

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There's probably a long list of weird things I've done, so here's a list! One time, I had twenty or so dollars. My friend at school offered me to trade it for 5, and I almost agreed but then I said I wanted to renegotiate for it. "I'll only take it for twenty," I said, very smart-allecky like. She reluctantly agreed after arguing for several minutes, telling me it was a bad deal. Two- I was okay with fake falling over and bonking my head to get out of class- but when someone called me clumsy I would get upset. Three- I would write messages in someone else's handed writing on the bored to see my teacher's reaction- often times, it was "Who wrote this?" Four- Been able to sing and dance and scream loudly in my own room but when someone else came in- I would say don't listen! Five- Taken a fake dollar and tried to pay for a slushy at the gas station with it. Yes, I was dumb and some of these thing's aren't SUPER weird, but they're up there for me. I guess I'm just not super weird.

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Maddie Painter

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I was playing hide and seek and I hide in a chicken coop dress like a "chicken" at the time I thought it was genius.

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McLizard

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Tried making avocado chocolate mousse. I actually have it in my fridge, but it tastes too avocado-ey. It's probably not the weirdest, but it's the best I can think of now.

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A Random Panda

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As a dare, went up to my classmate and said "oh f*** it's Hayden!!!"

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I kiss someone feet and worshipped them like Jesus. Yeah it was a dare

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McLizard

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