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i'm SO socially awkward and I say a LOT of dumb things so i really won't judge!
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#1
the stupidest thing I have ever said is "hey do you remember the-the-the thing? like the thing we did a few years ago it was fun and we were lauging at this..... thing, and and we um did that thing do you remember the thing?"
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#3
My 11yr old daughter and I had just left Dairy Queen where she had ordered an M&M blizzard. While driving home and eating our ice cream she says, “ugh, I hate chocolate” then looks at me in total shock and completely serious asks me, “why is there chocolate in it?” Thankfully, after staring at her a minute and almost running off the road from my own confusion, she realized why exactly there was chocolate in her blizzard and that she loves M&M’s.....which are chocolate.
Final score:
1point
#4
I was a server, seventeen years old. I had a bit of a cold; dry, scratchy throat, annoying cough. I knew I needed something to get through my shift. I was thinking about cough drops, hard candy, ANYTHING!
So I walked into the kitchen (full of guys) and literally said, “Hey! Does anybody have something I can suck on?” 🤦🏻♀️
Final score:
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K Witmer 2 years ago
Not me but my lovely, humble, so funny cousin w the most beautiful personality. Everyone that meets her loves her bc she's so so genuine. She wanted to be a comedian forever. One day she says at a family dinner that her dream was to do stand up but she was afraid everyone would laugh at her. It was so funny she was so earnest. She's still trying to fulfill that dream.
IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 2 years ago
Some people know automatically the difference between happy and funny laughs and scornful laughs. Mabye she's one of them, and was concerned about the scornful ones.
Load More Replies... IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 2 years ago (edited)
Me whos late still wants to share- I once asked my mom how peeps protected against getting pregnant, and I dont remember what she said next, but I clearly remember me saying, "why cant they just have sex with clothes on?" and I feel like a bit of an idiot for that one.
K Witmer 2 years ago
Not me but my lovely, humble, so funny cousin w the most beautiful personality. Everyone that meets her loves her bc she's so so genuine. She wanted to be a comedian forever. One day she says at a family dinner that her dream was to do stand up but she was afraid everyone would laugh at her. It was so funny she was so earnest. She's still trying to fulfill that dream.
IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 2 years ago
Some people know automatically the difference between happy and funny laughs and scornful laughs. Mabye she's one of them, and was concerned about the scornful ones.
Load More Replies... IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 2 years ago (edited)
Me whos late still wants to share- I once asked my mom how peeps protected against getting pregnant, and I dont remember what she said next, but I clearly remember me saying, "why cant they just have sex with clothes on?" and I feel like a bit of an idiot for that one.
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