One day, my mom was at a coffee shop. She was sitting in her car, drinking her coffee, and she hears a thump on her car door. She turns to look out her window, and this lady, we'll call her Karen, is glaring at her. My mom is confused, obviously, and rolls down her window.

Mom: Yes?
Karen: WHAT do you think you're doing?!
Mom: *confusion* Drinking my coffee?
Karen: LOOK at your parking spot! Do you have any clue how to park?

My mom peeks out, and sure enough, she's on the white line. To be clear, she is barely touching it. Karen should have no trouble parking next to her. In fact, Karen is already in the spot next to her, with room to spare.

Mom: Ummm...
Karen: I am an old woman! I can't park in conditions like this!
Mom: I'm sorry, but did you just hit my car?
Karen: Yes. So? You deserved it! You should have thought about others before parking this carelessly! I don't know WHAT is happening to America! Things like this would NEVER have happened under Trump!

My mom is fed up. She gets out of her car and takes a picture of Karen's license plate.

Karen: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
Mom: You damaged my car. I'm taking a photo your license plate to submit to the cops.
Karen: I- But-

Karen huffs and stomps into her car, and my mom climbs into hers. Karen pulls out first, and she just sits behind my mom for a while. After a bit, my mom turns around. Karen's trying to get a picture of her license plate!

My mom never did give Karen's license plate number to the cops, but sometimes I wish she did!

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