The first three suckle their young, which creates a better bond. Birds(dinosaurs) go about survival of the fittest in a slightly different way. 😱

reminds me of the public swimming pool

Not all the words. There's also "auuuuuuuuuuu" and "ew ew ew" and "growl".

This is just sad.

The last one lasts a life time lol

Well, definitely doesn't work with me.

the sounds of nature are all the sounds of animals trying to f**k

Awesome!

"Light up" not "burn down"

you should peel the banana first

The hair from my head it's starting to part ways...i think they're getting a divorce.

...and so he left to seek his fortune.

Sadly, this is an exact depiction of our society today :(

Candle: yes, so romantic that I'm melting!

So true!

Mine just keeps running forever and ever!

Hahahahaha! Not everyone's happy about that union..

It's happy bc nobody touch or break her like other flowers lol

I have a Jim on my forehead right now...and he is obese.

Always an upside!

Well that escalated rather quickly.

"My child, the fertilizer of crop."

Poor cloud!

I love the innocent look on her face :D

Is it wrong, that as an adult, I felt a bit sad for the trolley ?

Whoopsie. Most people you always see twice in your life :P

Me every Damn time!

I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the end sky!

Always trust in humans to mess things up :'D

Cockroach

never knew my lovelife was so universal..

The circle of life in action.

Phew, i thought i was the only one washing his teeth in the shower. Glad to know there is a bus somewhere there doing the same.

Hahahah! You gotta go little guys!

The reality would be more like since a planet doesn't have arms to swat, the rocket would be more like a pesky mosquito that lands and puts a blotch on the surface.

Lol

i am the balloon

Actually, in most programming languages “=” is an assignment operator, meaning that it would set the variable “attraction” to “true” rather than check if “attraction” is equal to “true”. This means the conditional statement is always true. The proper operator would be an equality operator, being “==” in most languages.

Ducks are winners who got it all.

Gerbils eat there babies

Nope! try again XD

*cutie patootie*

😮😱😱 what a bad friend 😢 it trusted you..

Onh :( I actually never kill spiders. Just bring 'em outside, they're useful. (I also don't live in a place like Australia! haha)

Important lesson to learn: ditch your friends, they are holding you back from achieving your goals.

Noooooo!!!!! I need you both, not only in a pair but in a group of 10

i can make the ouch go away! *snaps neck*

Aw. :(

when you fall asleep and the next day the world ended

Actually, the tongue (and the inside of the mouth in general) heals much quicker than extremities. Unfortunately, the human mouth containes the second most virulent bacterial flora in the whole organism (the most virulent flora resides in the gut).