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30 Ridiculously Silly Things Childless People Have Told Parents
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It is incredibly hard for people to understand what being a parent and raising kids is like until they have children of their own. While well-meaning, your non-parent friends can come off as unintentionally hilarious and just a bit ridiculous with some of their suggestions. Like telling you to ‘just bring the baby’ to the rock concert/camping trip/bar they’re desperate to go to.
Redditor u/lohype started up a very energetic and bubbly thread about all the silly things that childless people tell parents. And it all shows just how unaware many non-parents are of how much having a kid impacts your life. The well-meaning silliness is off the charts in this list, and we hope that it makes you smile, dear Pandas.
Scroll down for the best ‘just bring the baby’ moments, upvote your favorite ones, and tell us all about your experience with your non-parent friends in the comments.
Bored Panda reached out to redditor u/lohype, the creator of the insightful thread, and she was kind enough to share her thoughts about parenting with us. She told us that once you have children, it really is like the start of a new era.
"It is a total shift in every possible respect; your priorities, your worldview, and your day-to-day life. Everything you do happens through the lens of what’s best for your child. Furthermore, the goalposts are constantly shifting—my son is seven months old and his needs and challenges have changed completely drastically every few weeks since he was born," she opened up to Bored Panda.
According to the mom, crossing over into the parenting world will challenge your beliefs and assumptions about the world. "You’ll start to see so many things in a new light, from which spaces are not designed with strollers in mind to how political issues could threaten your child’s future." Scroll down for the full interview.
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#1
“Sleep when the baby sleeps.”
My wife replies, “and clean when the baby cleans. Cook when the baby cooks.”
Marcellus the Third 2 years ago
The hard one is "poop/vomit when the baby poops/vomits". Practically impossible to keep up.
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#2
I’ve been invited to two weddings recently. Both told me to bring my toddler. My completely feral, 0% socialized because of the pandemic, toddler. To a wedding. With a formal ceremony and a formal sit down dinner. No. No thank you.
Buren 2 years ago
That is nice of you. I have seen way too many delusional parents who think their kids are well-behaved and it's a hell mess
Jj321 2 years ago
Yeah, I have no interest in taking my toddler to anything like that. He generally is literally like the best behaved toddler e.v.e.r. it's insane. He's my third, and he is ridiculously easy and we'll behaved in public. In no way would I take him to a wedding. Sounds horrible.
Load More Replies... Marcellus the Third 2 years ago
Depends... had a few dozen of the creatures at ours, all fine. Wasn't very formal though.
Krysta Pandoo 2 years ago
Thank god you have common sense to understand this about your child and a formal occasion.
Francisco Scaramanga 2 years ago
If I had received such an invitation, I would assume that the hosts realized that the baby cannot keep silence and use cutlery.
Tim Bouchee 2 years ago
Now this a twist...someone actually WANTING a child (and a toddler, no less) at their wedding...never thought about it going in reverse.
Trophy Husband 2 years ago
If I were invited to a wedding and my kids weren't, I wouldn't go. That doesn't mean that I'm planning to bring them all, but the parent is likely to know what kids can sit still and behave, and to not invite them is insulting.
Theo Blackwood 2 years ago
Nope. Leave that toddler with a babysitter and you enjoy yourself at the wedding. Only if the child is required (flower girl, ringed bearer) should a kid that young be brought to a wedding and even then, it shouldn’t be as long a day for them.
Alei Griffieon 2 years ago
My 2 yr old actually does really well in these situations he has been to a couple of weddings and goes to restaruants all the time. The key for us is coloring books and a toy truck
Michael Sanders 2 years ago (edited)
We asked people not to bring kids to our wedding reception for these reasons and others and got serious push back from the people with kids. I’m not gonna deprive myself from getting twisted, group singing to very adult songs and breakdancing on the floor for you to bring your whiney kid to run amok and say he wants to go home while you tell them to sit down and eat his fuccking animal crackers
Jeanette Farson-Lowell 2 years ago
If I absolutely had to go to a wedding with my toddlers, I'd bring them toys and hide them under the dinner table. Not like they'd eat anything anyway, lol. But the ceremony part would not work out lol.
Nicole Krenzler 2 years ago (edited)
Depends. My Sister attended a no kids wedding because ot her newborn. ( I think it was because she was in the wedding party too) But then everyone was very understanding, and she slept most of the time. Other than that, if you can get a babysitter you need to, even if it's you, and means you can't attend.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago (edited)
We put a notice into our wedding invites for people with kids. It was very nicely & politely worded, but it made it VERY clear that the children were NOT invited. One (former) friend brought her 3 brats anyway. I had a feeling she might just show up with them, so hubs cousin was positioned to keep an eye out for her. He cut her off before she even got out of the parking lot. She tried to tell him that I had given her permission. He told her straight up that he knew that was bullsh*t because I figured she'd try to pull a fast one, which is why he was watching for her in the first place. LSS - She wanted her gift back. I sent it to her along with a note that I was terminating our friendship and explained that I don't need people who can't respect my boundaries in my life.
Christina T 2 years ago
My (then) almost 3 yo son (who has a language disability) ran down the aisle to the bride when she was coming out, spent the whole ceremony throwing m&Ms and screaming WOOPS, and calling/crying for Mommy. I was the bride. It was cute bc he is my kid, but if it had been someone else's, I probably would've been upset.
Brady Raphael 2 years ago
So YOU messed up raising your kid and it's somehow someone else's fault for wanting you to be a part of their special day. Yeah, okay.
Henry Russell 2 years ago
that funny but i just love that kid in the picture not wearing anything nice
Monica Houghton 2 years ago
And just as many ppl get mad when the wedding says no kids allowed... lose lose i guess.
Marydhale Colico 2 years ago
My cousin just got married, there just one toddler , on the wedding and boy it did he wail while the couple was saying their vows
Dan Padgett 2 years ago
It's the same thing with planes. I totally understand people wanting to take baby free flights. I have 2 kids and I made that decision, not some poor person going on holiday.
Novel Idesa 2 years ago
They literally said in the post that it's a pandemic baby. Pandemic toddlers haven't have the chance to be taught social etiquettes because they spent so much time in lockdown that they haven't had to learn how to behave in public. It's a real challenge for a lot of parents.
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#3
When I was nine months pregnant with my first I was so miserable and uncomfortable. I actually said out loud to a friend who already had kids that I couldn’t wait for my baby to be born already “so I can get some sleep.” My friend- being the angel that she is just nodded and smiled.
According to mom u/lohype, she hasn't noticed in her social circle that anyone feels pressured to have kids just because their peers do. "It has not been my experience that people have children because they feel pressured by other friends or family members. It’s a deeply personal decision that alters the course of your life forever, and it absolutely isn’t the right choice for everyone," she said.
"I love my son and being his mom, but I have always tried to be realistic in my expectations—I knew it wasn’t going to be glamorous."
#4
I’m 36 weeks pregnant with my second and had lunch out with a friend today who said to me ‘it’ll be great, once you’re on maternity leave you’ll be able to go out all the time for lunches and drinks’ …. …. I don’t think the concept of having a baby is quite understood there!!!
#5
Here is a great one that I am guilty of having used pre-kid:
“My kid will never/ I will never something something my kid”
Jerry The Joker 2 years ago
I don't remember what the issue was but my sister once gave me some advice about children that I ignored. Until I had children. I called her and apologized.
#6
"Just let them cry it out! Just tune it out!"
No matter where you fall on the 'cry it out' argument, listening to ANY baby cry for more than a few minutes is like nails on a chalkboard. It's not something you just 'tune out', any more than you 'tune out' an air raid siren.
Bored Panda was interested to hear the redditor's take on what a couple that's sitting on the fence about whether or not to have a baby should do. In her opinion, it's the perfect opportunity to evaluate their lives and goals.
"I think fence-sitting is a really healthy place to be because it means you’re ready to examine what your life might be like with or without children. Nothing can truly prepare you for the experience of becoming a parent but taking your time in making the decision is definitely the best way to reach the right conclusion," she said.
#7
“She’s asleep, just leave her at home while you pop out.” Like, absolutely no! The idea of leaving the house and leaving her alone scares the crap out of me. (She’s only 4 months old for goodness sake)
#8
"Sounds like you need a coffee!" When I was explaining how hard work is when I'm so exhausted I don't always understand what people are saying to me. Tried to explain the difference between long term sleep deprivation and like, one bad night's sleep. "OK that sounds bad, make it two coffees!" She has baby twins now...
#9
"Don't stop your hobbies! Just bring the kids along!" Usually said by a married man who's wife runs everything for him so he can just do this thing without the kids messing it up.
Sam 2 years ago
I guess it depends on the kid and thier age, but I was an active participant in my parents' hobbies: fishing and hiking with dad, riding horses with mom. And according to my mother the fact that it was something we did together made it extra special. She still says she misses riding with me.
"If you feel okay about the sacrifices (sleep, free time, flexibility) and you’re driven by a deep desire to shape a human being, you will do just fine. Personally, I found it easy to anticipate the kinda sucky things about being a parent because everyone warns you about them," redditor u/lohype told us.
"However, nothing prepared me for the amount of love I have for my baby and how fascinated I am by everything he does. I kind of assumed I would feel the same way I do when I hold someone else’s baby—it couldn’t be more different. The feeling I get when my son nestles into me is incomparable to anything I’ve felt before."
#10
"Just find a baby sitter for this thing I just invited you to that starts in an hour"
Uh dude ... thats not how any of this works :D
#11
I will never let my child be in public with a dirty face!
2 years later ...
She's actually not screaming for once and that chocolate pudding isn't hurting a damn soul.
#12
My family that lives like 1.5 to 2 hours away tells me to bring the baby over to see them. Meanwhile they have never come to see the baby. ... sure... you can't manage to drive this far as an adult but you want me to bring the baby?
Raising kids is no joke. Relationship and dating expert Dan Bacon, a proud father of two, spoke to Bored Panda a while back about finding the right balance between being a strict and fun parent. He stressed that patience is vital, and that parents should realize that children always push boundaries to see what they can get away with.
“In order to be good, functioning citizens of a society, children do need to be shown what is good and what is bad. However, you have to remember that a child is a clean slate and is effectively innocent,” the expert told us.
“The child will often say and do things that could make you angry if you don’t understand that he/she is simply testing to see what is okay or not, or what the limits are. Without testing, the child will just sit there, be quiet and do nothing, which isn’t going to happen,” Dan said.
#13
"We bought a little something for the kiddo!"
Please...please no more. Our little apartment couldn't fit all of the toys dumped on her. Now, our full size house can't fit all of the toys dumped on her. She doesn't need more stuffed animals. She doesn't need more coloring books. She doesn't need more crayons or markers or blocks. She definitely never needed any stickers, and I will start ending relationships over the continued introduction of kinetic sand into my home (yes, it's better and cleaner than Play-Doh...until it isn't).
#14
It’s truly unreal the extent to which people without kids don’t get it. My brother-in-law would get on us at the last family vacation for eating breakfast so early….when we did it because the kids were up and can’t exactly feed themselves. They’re expecting now and part of me can’t wait for them to get whacked by reality.
#15
My friend works nights so when she’s off she wants to meet up during the day, she drinks and I don’t which is totally fine but when I say what time nap time is she always says “just skip it” I’m like “are you insane?”
“The child wants to explore the world around it and see what he/she can and cannot do. The child will also regularly forget what is right or wrong at times, or remember that something is wrong, but do it again anyway to see if you have a different response this time.”
He continued: “By doing it again, the child often shows you that it doesn’t need to follow a particular rule because the rule was too strict, or unnecessary, which then results in you changing and allowing the child to do it from then on.”
Dan pointed out that parents should be realistic about instilling positive habits in their children by thinking about how long it takes for them to do the same thing.
#16
I was the first of my friend group to have kids.
I remember them all heading off camping to a huge 3day music festival - minimal electricity, shower or toilet facilities. Like - not even port-a-loos.
I was 3days post partum and they couldn’t understand why I wouldn’t come and just bring the baby along.
They only stopped asking when I said We’d go - but someone would have to take responsibility for disposing of my giant maternity pads….
PandaGoPanda 2 years ago (edited)
Now that is a new level of insensitivity, even teenagers and single middle-aged blokes understand without being told that no woman is going anywhere 3 days after birth.
#17
My married SILs said this to me before they had kids.
"You shouldn't have schedules for them. It's really OCD."
A year after they had their babies: "how do you get them to do what you want/ go to bed?"
Sleep schedules. Keeping track of their naps.
Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago
Starting kids on a good sleep schedule early in life makes it a lot easier for them to maintain one when they're on their own and settled down as well.
#18
"You can sleep when the baby sleeps!’
And before my son was born I wholeheartedly believed this, I now realise that while this works for some parents for others (like me) this is a mythical idea something in the realm of reality of unicorns
Natalie Kudryashova 2 years ago
As a parent of three, I try most of the time to sleep when they sleep. You need your sleep, other things can wait
“You need to be patient as the child grows up and figures out how to behave and approach life in a way that suits you and himself/herself. One way to think about expecting a child to change or follow your orders is to remember how long it can take you to change a certain behavior as an adult,” he said.
“Sometimes it can take weeks or months for you to stop a habit, change a behavior or take on a new behavior that people are asking of you, so you shouldn’t expect a child to change everything overnight and be completely obedient to every new rule you come up with," Dan noted.
"You have to love patiently, otherwise being a parent will make you feel stressed all the way through the child’s life.”
#19
“You should/shouldn’t let your kid do X.” I will decide what is acceptable behavior or not. The most common one is telling me I shouldn’t let my kid cry. He’s a kid. When I was a kid. I cried a lot. Many people told me not to cry. I didn’t stop being “sensitive,” I just stopped sharing and resented people for it. My son can cry. Don’t worry, I’ll leave the room. His emotions are valid.
It’s always advice like, as if it’s my first day with my son.
Novel Idesa 2 years ago (edited)
This is infuriating and I used to get it a lot as parent of an autistic kid. "You shouldn't let your kid wear headphones at the dinner table." "You shouldn't give in to her tantrums, you're spoiling her." Actually a tantrum and a meltdown aren't the same thing, Karen, and nobody asked for your ignorant input. Do you understand what overstimulation is, how to avoid it (with things like headphones) and how to manage it when it happens? No? Then stay in your lane.
#20
My friend constantly compares my having a toddler and newborn to her having a ten year old black lab. Not even kind of the same thing.
#21
My boss (who is actually a parent) said to me that if I had any training sessions I didn’t want to miss while I’m as on maternity leave (which are at least several long usually) I could “bring him with me as long as he’s a good baby”. Because we all know how predictable babies are
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
I'm extra bothered by the phrase "good baby". So some babies are just "bad"? 🤨
#22
This hits home for me. After three girls it's so easy for other people to say, "Oh you should really try again for that boy!"
Krysta Pandoo 2 years ago
People keep saying that to me after my two boys. 'You need to try for a girl next!'. Being esctatic with boys and not wanting another kid let alone a girl is like a foreign concept.
#23
Basically the moment my sister-in-law was pregnant, my older brother decided that he knew all about child-rearing and wanted to give me all kinds of advice about my 2 yo. They were going to babysit while we went to a wedding and he said they were going to grill hot dogs and go swimming. LO had been in a pool ONE TIME for the one lesson I had been able to schedule and never eaten hot dogs. When I explained to my brother that hot dogs are the #1 choking hazard food for kids under 5 and I could bring chicken nuggets/whatever so he didn't have to buy anything, and that I didn't feel comfortable with him going swimming without us there, he called me a helicopter parent and that I was "ruining" my son. A week later they had a party to announce their pregnancy and he introduced me to my sister-in-law's family as "my sister, AKA my nephew's very overprotective mom." Nice.
They did not babysit for us.
Their son is now about 4 months and has barely left the house. Who's overprotective now?
#24
I visited one of my friends when I was still childless. She was like a week postpartum and still struggling a lot with breastfeeding. Baby wanted to eat. I was like: “I don’t mind! Just feed her! I’ll just watch!” She was probably too polite to kick me out.
I’m so sorry. I had no idea.
Erica Ventura 2 years ago
Some mom's stop caring after subsequent kids. By my 3rd, the drs at the hospital asked if it would be ok for the residents on rounds to watch me nurse, to get first hand knowledge of what a good latch looks like. I figured if it helped them help other mothers get started nursing well, I honestly didn't care Although my last kid was born at home, just so I could get some privacy. 😉
#25
I have a 7-month-old son and I’m very fortunate that most of my friends either want kids or love them, so he’s very popular. However, now that I’m a parent myself, I find it some of the assumptions and things they say SO funny, especially since I had exactly the same logic before I had a kid of my own. Probably the most common one I hear is, in reference to a late-night gathering at someone’s home, “Just bring the baby! We’d love to see him!” It makes me giggle because I used to say stuff like this all the time and my mom friends were probably too exasperated to explain the concept of bedtime to me.
Francesca Annoni 2 years ago
I love dinner with friend with kids.. we have a lot of very organised friends... " dinner with kids?" "OK, not later than 7 pm, menu for kids with pasta with tomato sauce or pizza, carrots and small tomatoes to eat, a table for the kids near the TV, and at 9,30 pm everyone goes home" "perfect , we'll bring ice cream for kids and beer for adults"
#26
My sister-in-law had a baby right around Thanksgiving, several weeks early after a very high risk pregnancy that landed her in the hospital the last 4 weeks of her pregnancy on observation/bed rest. Her sister couldn't understand why she was "ruining Christmas" by not wanting to go camping over Christmas/New Year's. Keep in mind, the trip was being planned when the baby was anticipated to be born on Christmas Eve...
When he was born around Thanksgiving the sister rejoiced! The camping trip must be on! Only to be let down by her sister and pesky nephew's medical needs coming first. ::sigh::
#27
“Have you tried 'most common solution'”
No, Brenda. Somehow that incredibly common option that we’ve used for all our other fussy babies never occurred to us. That’s so incredibly helpful you should write a book!
#28
Childless people seemed confused about over stimulation to me. Like why I asked for permission to use a bedroom and I carried a fussy baby to a dark room for rocking. My son would throw his nursing cover and screech if there was too much excitement going on as well as unlatching to lift his head and try to look around at the excitement. Feeding uncovered in a dimly lit, quiet room worked much better.
#29
I was ranting about the lack of sleep because of the 6 month regression and my friend said "that's so weird, my dog has been waking up to pee at night too! I wonder if he's having a regression"
#30
My bio dad and stepmom would always invite us all over for dinner, always at 7/730. I told them constantly that we will always turn down dinner because I’m not pushing back my infant’s bedtime. Sometimes they’d even invite us over day of, with very little prep time. Please make it more obvious that you guys didn’t have kids lol (my bio dad divorced my mom when I was a baby and I know his ass was no help when I was an infant).
What do you think ?
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
All 69 of them would be "You think YOU'RE tired??" as if non-parents can't have insomnia
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Yoga Kitty 2 years ago
I am childfree myself but at some point people around me started to have children and I obviously did not want to stop all contact for the next years. Let me be honest - you simply cannot win! Young parents' lifes completely revolve around their children. They are tired and have no energy to spare for anything else. So you are forced to constantly engage in topics that you cannot really cover. Whatever you do, no matter how good the intention, it will be wrong. Shall I come over to help? No, don't visit, everything is untidy! Do you want to come over then, get out for a bit? No, I'd have to carry everything with me! Shall I take the kids while you have a nap? No, I will not leave my baby alone! If you cannot relate, you are accused of being cold, if you try to at least somehow relate - "pets are not kids, you cannot compare that!" And how dare you give advice (no matter how valid) - "you don't know sh!t, you are not a parent yourself!" Correct, can we talk about something else then?!
abby smink 2 years ago
And heaven forbid you don't automatically know "parent stuff 101"
Load More Replies... Buren 2 years ago
It's nice to see how many considerate parents in this post, who know full well the kind of social setting that their kids are not ready for. I have seen way too many misbehaved kids in public setting that I'm waiting for Thanos to take either me or them. And I have seen babies in cinemas. NO.
Christina T 2 years ago
To be fair, I took my baby when he was a month old to see a movie for my birthday. I was ready to jump up and take him out of the theater if he started crying, but he slept through almost the whole movie and didn't make a sound when he was awake. Once he got older though, we didn't go to the movies, until he was old enough to sit through them, or it was a children's movie
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Jaguarundi 2 years ago
Well, I may not have had any children, but, I'm not an idiot to think that parents don't have enormous responsibilities once they do. I never assumed that they had "free time" available on demand. I waited for them to make the plans or I would ask when it would be convenient to get together and adapt to the moment if they had to suddenly change those plans. "Adulting" is hard, "Parenting" is even harder.
aubergine10003 2 years ago
ChildFREE. Not childless. And yes, this is nothing compared to what parents say to the childfree.
Just saying 2 years ago
or how about we stop the 'I'm worse off than you' competition and learn to have compassion for each other and stop saying dumb things to each other and just generally support each other whatever our situation happens to be.
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Jenn Ryan 2 years ago
I don't have children. I have dogs. Everyone I know who has children literally does nothing but complain about how hard parenting is and how hard life is with kids.
Leslie Crittenden 2 years ago
That's the truth of parenting. The highs are higher, and the lows are lower, than you ever dreamed was possible. They're a package deal, can't have one without the other.
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Justme 2 years ago
I’ve run into things normal parents say to women who have lost babies. Once, when I was early in my 8th unsuccessful pregnancy and bleeding again, I told my coworker that I was bleeding and going in for an ultrasound. As I left for my appt she excitedly clapped her hands and exclaimed, “are you going to hear the heartbeat today!?”. Uh, no Jessica, I’m going to find out if my baby is still alive or if they died, but thanks for the excitement.
OnlyMyOpinion 2 years ago
Child free woman here, 38. I have never said any of these things and absolutely realise how hard it is to have kids and how much it impacts on life. Hence why I have chosen not to have any.
Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago
I am childless but I see the difference between good parents and bad parents. It's more disheartening when you're related to the bad parents. Especially when that person became the very parent they always complained about. That's the biggest fear that keeps me from being one.
Asia 2 years ago
I gave up quarter way through... bunch of entitled parents moaning about how everyone should see the world from their perspective. Also really giving the vibe that child free people are unworthy.
Cheese Peaches 2 years ago
They think they're so special because they did the nasty.
Load More Replies... Eastendbird 2 years ago
"According to mom u/lohype, she hasn't noticed in her social circle that anyone feels pressured to have kids just because their peers do. "It has not been my experience that people have children because they feel pressured by other friends or family members." Sooo, "I don't think people who choose not to have children feel pressured to have kids" says person who chose to have children. This whole post is moaning about people who haven't experienced something making silly comments to people who have experienced it.
Suzi Q 2 years ago
You didn't know my family! Sooo much pressure but no kids. I tried and failed many times, turned out to be severe endometriosis. Never pressure anyone to have kids. They could be trying and failing and it hurts to be reminded.
Load More Replies... Christina T 2 years ago
I get the "I know what's best" and "you should/shouldn't do" about my son with a language disability from parents and non parents alike. Nurse told me I should let my son answer for himself, and when I explained he wasn't looking to me for an answer, but to explain what she was saying in a way he could understand, she said he just "needed to figure it out on his own". She was not a mom. Another told me I shouldn't support him with his school work bc then he'd never learn how to do anything on his own. She IS a mom, but not of a child with a learning disability. I ignore most who give unsolicited advice, especially when it is ridiculous, but I have put some (like above) in their place. I have worked with EXPERTS and spent years learning how to explain things to my learning disabled child, working to help him get to where he can talk, listen, read and write and UNDERSTAND it all. I was told he'd never be on level with his peers, but at 16, he's so close to achieving even this feat!
Tonya Wallace 2 years ago
Shout-out to all the parents! Mine is grown, but those early days are vivid in my memory. Just do the best you can with what you have. You rock! ✌🏾
Jesse 2 years ago
Not a parent, but this one is too good to not share. "Oh, they can handle being forced to be on their best and extroverted behaviour" - my grandma. My brother has severe anger issues, I have chronic social anxiety and depression, and my sister is disabled and her social skills aren't the best. I have to applaud my mum for not laughing in her face.
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
All 69 of them would be "You think YOU'RE tired??" as if non-parents can't have insomnia
Load More Replies... Yoga Kitty 2 years ago
I am childfree myself but at some point people around me started to have children and I obviously did not want to stop all contact for the next years. Let me be honest - you simply cannot win! Young parents' lifes completely revolve around their children. They are tired and have no energy to spare for anything else. So you are forced to constantly engage in topics that you cannot really cover. Whatever you do, no matter how good the intention, it will be wrong. Shall I come over to help? No, don't visit, everything is untidy! Do you want to come over then, get out for a bit? No, I'd have to carry everything with me! Shall I take the kids while you have a nap? No, I will not leave my baby alone! If you cannot relate, you are accused of being cold, if you try to at least somehow relate - "pets are not kids, you cannot compare that!" And how dare you give advice (no matter how valid) - "you don't know sh!t, you are not a parent yourself!" Correct, can we talk about something else then?!
abby smink 2 years ago
And heaven forbid you don't automatically know "parent stuff 101"
Load More Replies... Buren 2 years ago
It's nice to see how many considerate parents in this post, who know full well the kind of social setting that their kids are not ready for. I have seen way too many misbehaved kids in public setting that I'm waiting for Thanos to take either me or them. And I have seen babies in cinemas. NO.
Christina T 2 years ago
To be fair, I took my baby when he was a month old to see a movie for my birthday. I was ready to jump up and take him out of the theater if he started crying, but he slept through almost the whole movie and didn't make a sound when he was awake. Once he got older though, we didn't go to the movies, until he was old enough to sit through them, or it was a children's movie
Load More Replies... Jaguarundi 2 years ago
Well, I may not have had any children, but, I'm not an idiot to think that parents don't have enormous responsibilities once they do. I never assumed that they had "free time" available on demand. I waited for them to make the plans or I would ask when it would be convenient to get together and adapt to the moment if they had to suddenly change those plans. "Adulting" is hard, "Parenting" is even harder.
aubergine10003 2 years ago
ChildFREE. Not childless. And yes, this is nothing compared to what parents say to the childfree.
Just saying 2 years ago
or how about we stop the 'I'm worse off than you' competition and learn to have compassion for each other and stop saying dumb things to each other and just generally support each other whatever our situation happens to be.
Load More Replies... Jenn Ryan 2 years ago
I don't have children. I have dogs. Everyone I know who has children literally does nothing but complain about how hard parenting is and how hard life is with kids.
Leslie Crittenden 2 years ago
That's the truth of parenting. The highs are higher, and the lows are lower, than you ever dreamed was possible. They're a package deal, can't have one without the other.
Load More Replies... Justme 2 years ago
I’ve run into things normal parents say to women who have lost babies. Once, when I was early in my 8th unsuccessful pregnancy and bleeding again, I told my coworker that I was bleeding and going in for an ultrasound. As I left for my appt she excitedly clapped her hands and exclaimed, “are you going to hear the heartbeat today!?”. Uh, no Jessica, I’m going to find out if my baby is still alive or if they died, but thanks for the excitement.
OnlyMyOpinion 2 years ago
Child free woman here, 38. I have never said any of these things and absolutely realise how hard it is to have kids and how much it impacts on life. Hence why I have chosen not to have any.
Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago
I am childless but I see the difference between good parents and bad parents. It's more disheartening when you're related to the bad parents. Especially when that person became the very parent they always complained about. That's the biggest fear that keeps me from being one.
Asia 2 years ago
I gave up quarter way through... bunch of entitled parents moaning about how everyone should see the world from their perspective. Also really giving the vibe that child free people are unworthy.
Cheese Peaches 2 years ago
They think they're so special because they did the nasty.
Load More Replies... Eastendbird 2 years ago
"According to mom u/lohype, she hasn't noticed in her social circle that anyone feels pressured to have kids just because their peers do. "It has not been my experience that people have children because they feel pressured by other friends or family members." Sooo, "I don't think people who choose not to have children feel pressured to have kids" says person who chose to have children. This whole post is moaning about people who haven't experienced something making silly comments to people who have experienced it.
Suzi Q 2 years ago
You didn't know my family! Sooo much pressure but no kids. I tried and failed many times, turned out to be severe endometriosis. Never pressure anyone to have kids. They could be trying and failing and it hurts to be reminded.
Load More Replies... Christina T 2 years ago
I get the "I know what's best" and "you should/shouldn't do" about my son with a language disability from parents and non parents alike. Nurse told me I should let my son answer for himself, and when I explained he wasn't looking to me for an answer, but to explain what she was saying in a way he could understand, she said he just "needed to figure it out on his own". She was not a mom. Another told me I shouldn't support him with his school work bc then he'd never learn how to do anything on his own. She IS a mom, but not of a child with a learning disability. I ignore most who give unsolicited advice, especially when it is ridiculous, but I have put some (like above) in their place. I have worked with EXPERTS and spent years learning how to explain things to my learning disabled child, working to help him get to where he can talk, listen, read and write and UNDERSTAND it all. I was told he'd never be on level with his peers, but at 16, he's so close to achieving even this feat!
Tonya Wallace 2 years ago
Shout-out to all the parents! Mine is grown, but those early days are vivid in my memory. Just do the best you can with what you have. You rock! ✌🏾
Jesse 2 years ago
Not a parent, but this one is too good to not share. "Oh, they can handle being forced to be on their best and extroverted behaviour" - my grandma. My brother has severe anger issues, I have chronic social anxiety and depression, and my sister is disabled and her social skills aren't the best. I have to applaud my mum for not laughing in her face.
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