this should be higher

Yes!! Such a bittersweet feeling.

why is this so accurate tho lol

Yes but once they do they turn out to be serial killers and bury you in their garden.

Ah, the always-illustrious American job scene... We work to live but it all too quickly becomes living to work.

it's not just you

Hot toast, cold real butter! You only get the one shot, so just a corner. One of the best things about being human.

Now I need to get out of bed for some toast and butter

Toasted sourdough with melted butter mmm

YES! I have cheese spread in my fridge and it's too good!!

Does anyone ever have this feeling but minus butter and toast and it's just bread. Coz uh

OMG THIS HAS TO BE HIGHER!!!

This is why I rarely bake bread, we end up eating it all with butter and salt for dinner :)

Actually had someone at work buy me a loaf of perfect sourdough bread for Christmas gift exchange because I talked about how good sourdough was.

And soft eggs with salt

I do this as well.

Yep. I have this phase and with cheese and crackers and with other really simple stuff too.

are you English? I have found they are very serious about their toast. I never thought of toast as a snack until marrying my british husband.

Difference is I fall into the trap and then 10 minutes later, I am opening up a slice of a brand new loaf of bread and make my last two slices then only I will stop.

nope. right there with u

Just you and a few select other millions

Also, the "Bread Maker Dilemma", whole loaf of freshly baked bread goes down way too easily!

Yes, actually. Have that very craving the same time every month. It’s weird.

GIMMEEEE!!!!

Restrain yourself? Restrain!!! I wish I could

You are not alone…

I may have 4 slices instead of just two but that is my limit?

Enjoy whilst you can - you get to an age where two slices of the most delicious toast, even with marmalade, is too much to eat in one go.... very sad....

Unlimited Dark Brown Bread and butter at Outback, nuff said.

I do this with peanut butter toast. and have you ever had banana toast with butter? DELICIOUS.

With jam and brown cheese.

Now I want toast

me

omg i did eat an entire loaf

I went through a period of this

Absolutely! Whenever the bread comes out of the oven, I'm like, "Um - The Woman has made bread - it is good"

been there done that

umm... maybe...

Definitely not just you. Especially if it's sourdough.

umm, I sometimes skip the toast bit

BTDT

that escalated quickly

Yes!!!! It sucks!!!!

Then it looks like you are having an impromptu walking race

hhmmm sounds like you have a cunning plan

i randomly think about this post sometimes

I feel like they need boots

Yeah, I´m both, so

Please be kind Linda

That's usually when I realize my windshield is particularly dirty and needs a spritz.

Yep. All my vehicles have names. Some even have vanity plates with their names on them because they deserve a little bling.

Haha, kind of true

Mine is swimming alone in a pool because a door could open in the deep part, releasing a huge shark

this makes sense tbh

We are sadists. We get to mess with your minds for a whole year, you never know if I'm actually telling the truth because I'm also the one making the test so you'll just have to trust me I'm not lying to you. Nah, just kidding. I love teaching because young adults are the most amazing people out there. They're kind, curious, talkative, epic fun, and just naive enough for me to have a little fun with every now and then.