There's no simple answer as to why kids' books are sometimes so bizarre, cruel, and entirely incomprehensible to us, adults. Maybe they need to teach some lessons to the kids, that we do not understand anymore? Or perhaps they seem so crazy because grown-ups don't have the imagining capabilities of a child? No matter the explanation, these children books could easily steal some weird things show. And maybe the culprit of these books for kids being so peculiar, is that children's minds haven't been ruined by adult humor the way ours have, so children's book authors have a lot of leeways when it comes to the language they use? And even with that in mind, some of these pages from weird children's books are still very difficult to explain.
From some seemingly innocent toddler books demanding to touch a cow to an informative book called 'Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad' and a, now-classic children book, called 'All My Friends Are Dead,' the list could go on and on. So scroll down below to get your fair share of scary kids books; who knows, maybe you'll find your favorite baby books in there too!
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Poor Pussy Party Game
I actually remember seeing this game in a book as a kid. Shame sick adult humour has spoiled this.
Morning Of Awkwardness
Something In Her Mouth
Bones
I actually think this is very good as it shows the relationship between a human's bones and those of a horse in a very understandable way.
Cat's Behind
The Kiss
Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch
Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?
Is it a coincidence that a character named D**k is holding a piece of sausage?
Pleasure Island
Seamen
Pretend I'm The Poop
The Secret Of Being A Good Lover
Harpo's Horrible Secret
Really??? No one??????? ..... And they forgot to color in between the kids legs, #Fail
Curious George
Boy Vs. Girl
Butcher
All My Friends Are Dead
Japan
I can't tell which broke the brick... The foot or the scary noxious, green gas. Bwahaha!
Turtles Sleep
Unplugged
Do It Now
Horse Balls
Suck It
Invisible Dick
Who Cares About Elderly People?
Scouts In Bondage
Everyone Poops
Fellow Fags
Angry Pig
Cow
The Beast In The Bathtub
A Lion Is Coming
Stalker George
George is going to end up on an episode of "Forensic Files"...or a Lifetime Network made-for-tv movie.
They Should Have Written Kitty
Had To Include This One!
This is, again, a book intended for adults. Not children. Samuel L Jackson does the audio book! :D
Why Mommy Poisoned You
Because mommy has mental issues love or a dysfunctional marriage and was aiming to poison your dad
Horse Would Be Shot
Well, no, Jeanne, a horse with a broken leg is suppressed because there's no way it can't heal, it's an act of mercy
Richard Scarry's Busy, Busy Town
I remember this book from when I was a child! I loved Richard Scarry books!
Piglet's Pizza... With Ham (it's From Polish Edition Of Disney's Pooh's Cooking Book)
How Many Times Did They Try?
I shot that there horse, and he kept goin'. I jumped off a building and he kept on trotten. Then he bucked me off and killed me
Roll Over, Beethoven
Alphabet Book For Norwegian Children. Author: Henriette Eriksen
Sucker?
Get The Fuck Off.. Mr. T And Me
The Chocolate Cock
About A Mole Who Wanted To Know Who Pooped On His Head
If You Wonder What Sort Of Books Read Kids In Russia, This Is An Example.
I wouldn't say it's a typical Russian book for kids. It's the only one I've see in such military style. Except the books about war maybe.
My First Little Boob Job
Pika Pika?
If you consider "pika" is homophone for "d**k" in Brazilian Portuguese, this is exceptionally funny hahahaha