50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You’re All Out Of Ideas
Getting someone a present can quickly turn into a huge headache. But don't worry. The fact that you don't know what they want or need is not enough to make you a lousy friend or cousin. Nor does it mean that your brain has been fried from too much work. Maybe you've just fallen behind on the market.
In this case, the online project 'Weird [Stuff] You Can Buy' is exactly what you need. It posts pictures of products most haven't even heard of. From an all-white puzzle to a cat butt tissue holder, there's everything you can imagine and more. So get your credit card out and continue scrolling!
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Exercise Block - $9.99
Spartan Knife Block
As 'Weird [Stuff] You Can Buy' point out on their website, the internet is one of the best places to shop for cool, neat, and weird products that you won't see at your regular department store.
"[The products we feature] are not the items you were expecting. You’ll have plenty of entertaining hours looking at all the fun and humorous items on [our] site. A sense of humor will definitely be required, as some of [them] are outright hilarious!" the people behind the project write.
Spaghetti Monster Colander Strainer
Definitely Would Not Recommend
Whoopsy Desk Lamp
"Just why are ridiculous gifts so popular? Well, they provide a bit of entertainment at the adult birthday party. Everyone leads serious lives, so it's good to get away from it if only for an hour or two ... These types of gifts can be kept on the desk at home and work, and can be looked at whenever one is in need of a good laugh."
"We came up with [the idea for] this great site because we were searching for some unique gifts for our friends. We didn't want the usual run-of-the-mill gifts—who needs another pair of socks, or a t-shirt? We were able to find many weird and amazing items and thought it would be cool if there was one source online that features [all of it], instead of having to bounce all over the web to find what's needed."
Remote Controlled Flying Shark
Beechwood Crab Multi-Tool
Paper Clips In A Shape Of A Cow - $13.48
Mix Tape USB Stick - $30.00
Projects like 'Weird [Stuff] You Can Buy' can really help people. In their 2019 survey, National Retail Federation (NRF) found that 46% of Gen Z look to social media for inspiration when shopping for the holiday season.
Instagram is their top source, far outpacing Facebook, followed by YouTube and then Pinterest; Snapchat continues to be a source of inspiration for about a third. Interestingly, just 1 in 10 expects to find inspiration on TikTok.
For That Crazy Cat Lover
I'm Fine T-Shirt - $16.99
Every British person on BP is now searching where to buy this (I know I am)
Found it! Guess what I'm wearing to my next mental Health appointment.
Dude, this shirt is an introvert's nightmare! Could you imagine all the looks and concerned reactions you'd get from everyone?
No. They would look, but pretend they hadn't, not to get involved
Load More Replies...I bought this shirt. It's made from that really thick cardboard like cotton. Not comfortable at all.
That universal injury where the character can go 3/4 of the way only for the protagonist to say "you're bleeding" and they'll say "I'm fine, lets go"
I will need this in different stain patterns for each day of the week
Melting Clock
I love this. I have this. It's a clock based on Salvador Dalis work!
Dog Umbrella
But if you're still having trouble choosing a gift for someone, consider making a list of all the things the person is interested in and things that define who they are. Make it as long as you can. Now brainstorm something to go with every item on that list. Small or big, it doesn't matter. Don't overthink. You don't have to give all of those gifts, but you're going to hit on some cool ideas you wouldn't have otherwise, and when you combine a few of them, your giftee will appreciate how personal and thoughtful you were. Does someone love bacon? Why not get them a year-long gourmet bacon-of-the-month subscription?
Ultra Realistic Elf Ears Earbuds - $34.99
Cat Butt Tissue Holder
I think the kitty's expression is the absolute best part of this product.
“I Miss Drugs” Yoga Mat
Shocked Patrick One Piece Swimsuit
For additional insight, ask yourself what that person needs. The key here is to think broader. What does a super busy successful businessman need? Time, probably. There are plenty of products out there to help people run their lives more efficiently. You could even ask other people you know what their pro tips are. Have a sister in nursing school? Maybe you could put together a student nurse survival kit. Thinking on a more general level will help you get outside your regular, narrower view of that person.
Third Eye Sunglasses
Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder
Lobster Claw Oven Mitts
Absent Father Action Figure
But if everything fails, do some stalking. Look through their Facebook and Instagram feeds for clues. If they're a Redditor, you can see what types of things they've posted and commented on before.
But if they really have everything they need and you continue banging your head against the wall, find something they're passionate about and then donate to that cause. Are they dog lovers? Wire some money to an animal rescue. There are charities helping teens get off the streets, curing cancer, rehabilitating drug addicts, fighting for women's reproductive rights, and so on. Make a gift to a cause that matters in their name.
Rocket Raccoon Backpack Buddy - $39.99
For those with nothing live to cuddle. A stuffie hug is better than no hug. 🤗
Kitty Winter Snow Mask - $26.99
Crying Unicorn Candle - $24.79
Prehistoric Taco Stand
Crafting With Cat Hair Book
Hooded Reindeer Sweater
He Sojourner Keyboard - $1000.00
Tiara Headphones
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure - $12.71
6 cats? Please. That's not "crazy cat lady" level, that's merely "slightly nutty cat lady" level. Need at least 10 before you level up to crazy cat lady.
Coronavirus Ice Cube Mold
Muscle Skin Suit
I'm buying this and pairing it with the "Booty Jorts Leggings" also seen on this list. Will share pics of the completed outfit.
Bacon Bandages - $7.40
Travel Aid
Egg Of Thrones Egg Cup
My House Will Look Like Witch’s House From Hansel And Gretel Soon
I have this! It's GREAT, but much too big and firm to actually use. I kind of lean against it if reading in my room, more of a piece of décor than usable furniture, I still love it though, best 25th B-day gift to myself ever!
Do You Prefer Your Cereal Soggy Or Crispy? With This Bowl You Don’t Have To Compromise!
Who wants to compromise? Soggy wins every time. Screw that palate-shredding crunchy trash!
Christmas Dinosaur Shooting Lasers Ugly Christmas Sweater
Where do I buy this? Edit: Where do I buy this to give to my brother?
Aliens Warrior Cookie Jar - $29.99
This Device Is Supposed To Alleviate Neck Pain, But It Might Also Alleviate You From Burden Of Life... Accidentally
Pusheenicorn - $20.15
Sugar Skull Spoon
Nicolas Cage Pillow Case - $12.00
Piggyback Rider
oooch, I can just imagine a thin line of bruise across your back if that's a solid bar for a fidgety kid to stand on.
Beard Bib - $29.99
Shrimp Neck Traveling Pillow
Bear Arms Shirt
Booty Jorts Leggings
Mr. Sneezy Egg Separator
I own one of these that is shaped like a chicken, so that it looks like the chicken is barfing out the egg white. I'm not sure if this design is better or worse.
Fish Flip Flops
More useless stuff we do not need but are remarkably willing to pay for. I will likely get downvoted but we are becoming such a bunch of hypocrites.
Perhaps a few but, most of them I wouldn’t say are useless, just a bold design choice. I know I like having a few cute surprises amongst my more traditional decor (especially that alien cookie jar)
Load More Replies...I don't think I've ever felt more materialistic in my life! With 90% of these I either NEED them, know a friend who NEEDS it and the rest are simply my heart's greatest desires...
With most of these, I cannot possibly imagine anyone actually buying them. 😆
I'd definitely buy more than a few of these "interesting" products for my son who just turned 16 on Monday 8/8/22
Load More Replies...More useless stuff we do not need but are remarkably willing to pay for. I will likely get downvoted but we are becoming such a bunch of hypocrites.
Perhaps a few but, most of them I wouldn’t say are useless, just a bold design choice. I know I like having a few cute surprises amongst my more traditional decor (especially that alien cookie jar)
Load More Replies...I don't think I've ever felt more materialistic in my life! With 90% of these I either NEED them, know a friend who NEEDS it and the rest are simply my heart's greatest desires...
With most of these, I cannot possibly imagine anyone actually buying them. 😆
I'd definitely buy more than a few of these "interesting" products for my son who just turned 16 on Monday 8/8/22
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