This subterranean basement had a window that opened up into an open area underground. Imagine opening the window in your basement and a group of bats fly in. That probably wouldn't happen here but it's possible! This is a great spot for putting your disobedient kids.

We are doing a seismic retrofit on this apartment building and our crew took off the bottom portion of stucco on this column to expose the column connections. This is, quite literally, what we discovered. There was nothing supporting the unit above. No connections or even anything touching the ground besides the stucco facade. Thank goodness we had shoring put in place.

We discovered this REAL skull while doing a foundation inspection on a property in LA. The authorities were called and it was discovered that the skull was in fact real and that the previous owners brought it back from Peru in the 70s or 80s. There wasn't any TSA agents to stop them from bringing it back, and when it came time to sell the property they threw it under the home.

This was brand new, 2019 construction and this is what they do. How lazy can people get, you ask? This lazy.

One of the worst structural cracks we've ever seen. The entire back side of the home was sinking down and pulling away from the rest of the structure. A knock down if you ask me.

Found this Nkondi while doing an inspection. Nkondi are statues made by tribes of the Congo. They can mean many things but are often said to hold a spirit which hunts down bad people and wrong-doers.

This is an old septic well covered up under a parking space of an apartment building. It's about a century old but was still in decent shape.

Whoever did this has quite the sense of humor, but lacks the proper funds.Mickey Mouse Job: A job done incorrectly in an extremely poor manner using the simplest, easiest, cheapest and fastest way possible.

Another extremely creepy doll which had no reason to be where it was.

What seems to be the issue?

If you wanted a visual representation of what evil looks like, this is it. And the brick foundation is in really bad shape...

At least they braced it, but still a total mickey mouse job.

Almost stepped on this during an inspection but I decided not too. He looked like a fungi. Ha.

Here's a few post and piers under the same house that are also clearly leaning quite a bit.

This is a wooden column which is currently the main support for an apartment unit above. Moisture has basically eaten away the bottom of the column, rendering it pretty useless. We're currently doing an earthquake retrofit for this building and will soon be replacing this column with steel. Would you feel safe if your unit was being help up by this column? I wouldn't.

If you have foundation issues, your internal cracking should resemble this. Large, diagonal cracking. Though, this was a pretty severe case.

Slab crack to the max... At times homeowners can be overly concerned about cracking in their homes. However, this type of cracking is definitely a cause for concern...

RIP.

Grab some 2x4s and a little DIY creativity and you have yourself a recipe for mickey mouse work.
Always remember, doing the cheapest repair is the best route to go no matter what!

(Please do not take that seriously!!)

This was a front porch that had been sinking a few inches over a short time. This created some separation from the columns that help support the roof above (as most porches in LA connect directly to a portion of the roof). You can see that they added a large post to the right of the column so it would help with supporting the weight-load from above. Scary stuff!

There's 11 different pieces of wood connecting to each other in this photo.

This was a wooden retaining wall with a stone facade on the front. Over a short time, the hillside began to erode and the dirt started coming down the slope. This caused the retaining wall below to pull away and lean downward, taking parts of the facade with it. Don't use wood for retaining walls. They can be used for compacted and tiered hillsides, but not full on retaining walls.

Here we have a decent sized sink hole we inspected this week. From the top it doesn't look too bad... But once you poke your head inside, it gets a little more serious. The hole is a little over 7 feet deep and 5-6 feet wide. You can see that there are some very large tree roots in the background. The fact that these are exposed is a sort of blessing in disguise. They do help stabilize the surrounding area but it's still at risk of expanding. We proposed a exploratory investigation to see exactly what's going on and what's causing this too occur. I'll also add that it's only a few feet from the home's foundation and could create some serious structural issues if left without being properly handled.

This is just like Tetris when you try to flip your piece at the last second and it offsets everything. :(

Gottem again!

We inspected this old porte-cochère that had been slowly sinking and displacing over time. You can see that the deck at the top is clearly sloping down a few inches.

Termite damage and dry rot do not go well together. Notice he's using a flashlight to crumble the wood to pieces.

Here's an old girder that's been split in half. We tried finding the missing piece but it was nowhere to be found and the cause isn't really known either.

So close.

This is what happens when an internal load-bearing wall doesn't have a sufficient supporting foundation beneath it. Notice the slope toward the wall.