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If you saw our publications on hilarious and honest Amazon reviews, you know how poetic people can be when they're describing the scissors they just bought. But that's not always the case.

There's a Twitter account called Weird Online Reviews (@reviews0context) and it collects fan-submitted pictures of consumer comments that aren't as wholesome or witty. Rather, a bit more dark and twisted. However, they can be just as funny if your sense of humor prefers that kind of stuff. No judging!

The staff at Bored Panda added a few reviews with similar vibes to this list from our own hard drives but that's just because we had them laying around and remembered only after we discovered Weird Online Reviews.

There are two Twitter users running the show, moosh and Bl43ch.

"Me and my buddy Bl43ch created the account together and wanted to post weird reviews we'd either find ourselves or have followers submit their own online reviews they found," moosh told Bored Panda. "There are a lot of other Twitter accounts with a similar premise but different topics, so we wanted to make one exclusive to weird reviews found online."

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    Michelle M
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company should be sued for deceiving innocent drunk people.

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    So even though just a couple of guys can actually log in to Weird Online Reviews, in a way, all of its 67.8K followers are responsible for what appears in its feed. "Sometimes we find our content either by ourselves (like here) or we have our followers direct message us with something they found themselves."

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    As for curation, the duo doesn't overthink it. "If the review is funny and/or weird, we'll probably share it. If it's kind of mediocre or not really interesting, we probably won't," moosh explained.

    "We also don't really tend to post long reviews because a follower is less likely to sit and read through the whole thing. Except those that are genuinely really good," moosh added.

    moosh couldn't recall a specific product or topic that their followers engage with the most. Whether people like it or not, it usually depends on that particular tweet.

    "It's really random most of the time. We had one tweet reach over 21,000,000 impressions and it was some guy giving a mattress a one-star review because he was 'drunk at the time and thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich.'"

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    Statista reported that in 2021, over 2.14 billion people worldwide are expected to buy goods and services online (up from 1.66 billion global digital buyers in 2016). So chances are we'll see more of Weird Online Reviews too!

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    Mazer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, buy it and put it in your car, it might be the chick magnet you clearly need

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To many, diameter is important. It doesn't matter how long the pipe cleaner is if it can't reach the sides.

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    William Gabriel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, getting less than half of what you pay for is legitimately BS. Glad someone called them out

    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's π r^2 h, why would they use d and then divide by 4, that's just messy

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    Eppe
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was a little confused about the pi*d^2/4 but realize it's the same as pi*r^2

    Pedro Rocha
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad seeing so many people freaking out about a cylinder volume formula. It's early school level math.

    Gail Nicholson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put a lot of effort into the math so I'm just going to go ahead and believe them...

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That depends on the nature of the specific product. If it's a product with a high coefficient of expansion then filling the bottle too full could result in excess pressure at higher (but still normal) temperatures. Air is compressible, liquids are not.

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    Eglė Bukauskaitė
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean can be true, but there are easier ways to check volume.. like pouring to another cup?

    シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello Karen? Can you hear me? WE DONT GIVE FAWKS! It shows you how much is in there. Get some damn reading glasses

    Allen Lavine
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first went to a grade where they started using letters in math I thought my teacher was drunk

    Carsten Petersen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well - just to be a crumpy old man: Using 3.14 as pi is kind of sloppy ;-) - a more correct answer would be 115.5 cc and 81ml (both after rounding up) - but nevermind: he sure proved his point anyway :-)

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a windows pc, press the windows key, and semicolon. This brings up a menu with tabs for emoji, emoticons, and special symbols (including π).

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    Mark Howell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have been following an old guy out of Eqypt and missed the parting ;o)

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