Sorry to say. He has chosen his reality

no

Standard practice in the 70s and 80s where I lived. And our parents wonder why we go NC.

I can't even with this one. Are they even smart enough to get the pee in the cup?

Put yourself in a timeout. Repeat until it stops.

Nurse: "Now doctor, remember the appendix is on the LEFT SIDE. No no, your OTHER left."

Easy they have nothing to do with your judgemental a.rse anymore.

Burn! 😂😂😂

Um, because you're attracted to him?

Wow. Way to kill the dream, Ma.

An old “aquaintance” of my family had this happen - 50-something man went on a date and slept with a woman who told him she was 18, but was actually 17. He had a stay in prison.

I'm 44 and still sleep with stuffed animals. When my hubby is out of town

STEP FATHER? You're just dating!

And who is going to call the police on the aunt looking into houses, watching the young neighbour taking off his clothes?

Gouda out of there.

No winners in this crowd.

Methinks her definitions of "custody" and "theft" are slightly off.

Everyone please look up Autism and Hunter Gatherer people. It seems like autism was/is the brains norm there and what we call 'neurotypical' had to evolve with farming and civilization to keep lots of people in confined spaces compliant

No one can possibly be so dumb as to ask this as a serious question 🙄

A compliment from someone doesn't change their or your sexual orientation. if you tell your mom she looks nice, does that affect YOUR sexual orientation? Please don't be such an git! it's embarrassing to the rest of the world

You can't tell Batman what to do

Yes, it will help to reinforce their beliefs

Nope. Smartest move he could have made

Too stupid to reproduce.

It's not what they should do, it's what their kid should do: report them for child abuse.

Troll alert

Should try to clean the racist poop from his brain.

You can try.

Sure, if you want to crush her creativity and any chance of her ever trusting you

Oh yes indeed, how do you think we build our army? #Sarcasm

Who do you talk to? Most likely the police for trespassing and maybe a psychiatrist for even having the notion of trying to sue -_-

The cold water kept her fresh and young 😁

I think it's called a robber

Depending on how horrible a mother she was when they grew up... ok, just kidding, of course you shouldn't even if they deserve it

If you're the only one who has ever seen/heard him you should get checked for schizophrenia

Absolutely

No. 🙄

Head out to the nearest evergreen forest, find the biggest pinecone you can, and shove it right up your B hole.

Everyone knows showing affection to little ones is going to turn them into needy, dependent grown-ups who still live in your basement at 30 /s

Move out as soon as you can and lock the doors behind you.

You can make her stop. In fact you would make her stop talking to you all together

Suing children to prove she's not a Karen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I shudder to think what would have happened if the girl had got a 'D' rather than a 'B'. Probably would have been dumped in a forest and left to fend for herself

If I was this guy I'd consider myself lucky if all it took to get rid of her was half the money.

This is every boy-mom's dream. I have an 18 YO and a 16 YO son. The reverse iterations of their hair and facial hair experiments are the things nightmare are made of. The good news is that I've got lots of good pics of their "blunder years." Yikes.

But I'm sure it suddenly becomes "OUR house" when it comes to chores and other unpleasant things

I wonder if the mother will also include the hospital costs incurred when she gave birth to OP too

Yes, probably a writer. Been there, done that.

I remember how there was this "satanic panic" about DOOM and one of the creators was like "In this game, you massacre the demons from Hell with a chainsaw... seems pretty anti-satanic to me."

Somebody's been reading just a bit too much brain-in-a-vat-red-pill-blue-pill-thought-experiment philosophy, haven't they?

First of all, yes, that's illegal (it's called slander). Second, if this were real and being asked to report a real pregnancy, I believe it depends on the age and region. Where I live there's what's called Mandatory Reporting for things like SA, abuse and underage sex, but over the age of 16 people are considered old enough to decide who to tell what. Teachers, doctors etc can't be forced to share other people's information and can be sued if they do so without permission. (I had to look that 2nd bit up and thought it was cool enough to share.)

If they pooped on the current president they should get the Medal of Freedom.

My childhood friend was born to a 16-year-old mother and since she was a little girl she was set on having her first baby at 16 also. And then she really did. Can't say I wasn't judging