That's why I keep watching Naughty Nurses V. That and the fantastic script.

Pants! How dare they! Next they will be wanting equal rights!

The sea lion was called Aarfur.

Give whales guns so they fight back make it fairer

Hehe hehe, clever little devil.

Boom!

And sweat more.

That only works if you believe what the Lizard Overlords are telling us.

Woman be rocking

It is nice when the voices are nice most times you hear they nasty

Lol. Idiot.

Dolly slays!

What about if you complete the pegging course?

All the devices these ghost hunters use incorrectly whilst searching for ghosts, they just need a carbon monoxide detector.

Like every other top athlete do, this isn't smth new

The strangulation scene still haunts me. It seems to take so long, when compared to strangulation scenes in most movies. Yet it is supposedly realistic. Strangulation is not a quick death.

No sh!t Sherlock.

As I read this there is a pop up advertising Bored Panda on my screen, whilst I am on Bored Panda. BP stop it.

I guess it's better than "Who Cares."

When the servant becomes the master.

So some dude really wanted that and went through the trouble? Dude. Just pick a different place and move on.

Living the dream!

Still. If I were to be in the water and see one of them, I am outta there!

I like happy endings.

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Doesn’t childbirth alter a. Woman’s brain ?

Strine

It's easy to forget what came from the New World.

That sounds like the dads had up until this point has been dropping the wives off at school.

Pearl Harbour might have turned out to be a good film if it concentrated on this character, rather than all that silly romantic gubbins and Ben Affleck.

Eagles' eyesight is 3 x better than humans. Hawks' eyesight is 7 x better than humans.

Glad he wasn't around my place last night. I fell asleep on the couch and woke at 4am and went to bed. After lying there for about 10 minutes I suddenly wondered if I had locked the front door. Glad I got up to check, because I hadn't.

Convicted on just a confession? Really?

"No peeing until you have had the twelfth pint."

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!!

He was known to be a slippery individual.

I hope he was memorialized.

Waste of booze tho

Just as well he didn't demand it back.

The next live fight on Netflix will be Orca versus Great White.

One of the designers that created the breathalyser was recently done for drunk-driving and has been banned from driving for a year, was in the local news yesterday, think they did use a breathalyser on him too.

Cool Mark Hamil

37! My girlfriend sucked 37 d***s! In a row?

He also had inappropriate relationships with girls.

This is, kind of, difficult to believe. 20 years is a very long time.

Wauconda Forever! Woops, wrong place 😁

Not surprising. I bet the best film about the US wasn't made in the US.

They both could have done it lock them both up

My spirit animal.

iirc the law was in place because a Johnnie Armstrong royally plssed off the King with an insult, so he was hanged.

Octopuses are so cool, and so alien.

And the still have the same old regular propping up the bar.

Where's the punch line?

That's cold.