You're clearly in the wrong profession, Doctor. 🙃

Well good on him for being open to new experiences :)

I hope he is a real prick because if that happened to me, I would turn absolutely monstrous

I get really annoyed when a guy says to someone that the wife won't let him do it, when it's HIS choice. This can lead the 'friends' thinking less of the wife (she's soooo controlling) rather than less of the manly man who can't bear to take his own responsibility.

It's the subtle act that says the most

That is so nice of you

That is sad. Sorry

Oooo. I shall try this.

Everybody gets a happy ending.

I'm glad the poor kitty stayed, I can't help imagining the wife throwing him out every night in the beginning though 😟

Love this. Been in IT for over 15 years and started without any experience and have done pretty well for myself. But I had extremely good teachers, mentors, and supporters (including my family from a personal level for all of those late nights and screwed up holidays). All of that said, if you called me right now for support I'd still tell you to reboot

Why this never happens to me

And so do I reading it

That’s awesome lol

One does not simply mix milk from two different cows. Come on people.

Awwww... that's nice.

2 birds 1 stone

I hope he took lots of photographs 😂

Yeah, I feel you. My ex voted for Trump.

Makes sense, although i dont use self checkouts cos i conscientiously object to providing my free labour to them on top of paying the profit gouging prices for basic essentials.

What if that was the funniest cr*p you would have seen all your life, tho.

Poor Percy :(

Respect !!

When I found out the queen was dead, I ran around looking for people wearing black to ask them if they were in mourning. Wait... nope. nobody did that.

Now you make me want a jacket potato

Nobody has had "good times" since the 90's...

I did Google it. Barnton Quarry Bunker. It's not a secret or anything; there's a giant building on top of the underground structure, and a paved road leading to a sign that identifies it. In a few months it will be open as a museum. Cool story, but it's not Narnia, it's just a bunker.

Why are you still together anyway?

f....y? I actually don't know this word

The straight up IDGAF of 3 year Olds never ceases to amaze me

I eat waaaaay more butter than my cardiologist would like to hear about.

Butter and sugar remains a guilty pleasure of mine, though I generally avoid it for health and weight reasons.

Butter on Soda Crackers!

My mom said I did that as a tot. She would find me in a corner with a fill stick in my greasy little hand.

yuck

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I climbed up onto our kitchen table when I was 3 so that I could eat the stick of butter that was set out for dinner time. Apparently, the table was off-kilter or weak or something and I managed to knock it (and all the dishes) off of it! I don't remember any of it, but it was a story retold by grandparents at holiday dinners for years to come!

One of my boys (when about 3 years old) used to sneak cubes of butter and peel them like a banana and eat almost the whole thing. I would find stumps of butter and a torn wrapper in the oddest places.

I was driving home after grocery shopping with my normally extremely talkative 3yo, suddenly she was very quiet. At first I enjoyed the silence, then I got worried, so I checked in her with the rear view mirror. Baby girl had gone through one of the bags (she was in her car seat, in the middle, in the back with groceries bags lined up each side) she had found the butter and was just straight up eating a stick of butter through the wrapping making very good time mind you. We locked eyes and she was just smiling at me holding the pound of butter I had just bought munching away in bliss. It was so funny! I was driving so I couldn't take it from her immediately so I made some silly jokes about it and how is not healthy to eat so much butter at once, even though it does taste delicious, and it might make her tummy hurt later. (That's my style deescalate & teach) She just laughed and laughed and stuffed the stick in her mouth. I made sure to not put yummy groceries near her seat again lol.

Don't they eat friend butter in America ?

That's me, I love to eat just butter from the pack since I was kid :D

Cube of butter, sugar bowl. Dip the butter in the sugar. Best thing ever. We secretly did it with our babysitter when our parents went out for dinner...

When I'm cooking with it I'll grab a bite of butter to eat. It's truly food of the gods

Back when I was a wee kid my grandma let me have a small bit of butter and I'm a whole 17 years old now and every time I go to her house I'll get a small bit of butter from a knife :)

When I was younger I will do the same thing ..

i share that three year old's butter crave.anytime there is a church pancake breakfast(one of the only church events ill go to),i will grab an extra butter square to consume for myself

It's interesting because I did the same thing as kiddo. Not sure why, maybe miss some nutritions? But what nutritions can be found in butter?.. Just weird. You are right

TIL it's (apparently) not normal to eat lumps of butter!

My campers enjoyed it too. I let them know it was nasty 😂

I do this.. my partner thinks I'm weird too haha

Those are some of my favourite friendships too. We show love with increasingly crass insults.

I pretend like I’m reviewing a movie when watching one.

Most of it all the same anyway. At least here in the states.