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Not too long ago, we have covered the issue of tourists not really understanding the limits and restrictions of the place they are visiting, i.e. Hawai’i, and then causing a lot of trouble along the way, leading to all of the reasons why Hawai’ians don’t really want visitors any more.

So, why not get ahead of things and nail down some of the actions, behaviors and… things to not do while visiting the U.S., as shared by folks on AskReddit, particularly in this modest thread.

Bored Panda has crafted a curated list with some of the best responses to the now viral question, if visiting America, what is something that [people] should NEVER do?, which you can check out below. And don’t forget to give us those upvotes if you genuinely agree or like the submissions, because we love you, and comment some of your don’ts in the U.S. in the comment section below.

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#1

30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Don’t talk about how you think a holiday or American custom is stupid if you are invited to someone’s home. We had a guest from Germany once, who was invited to my parents house for Thanksgiving . The whole day she talked about how it wasn’t a real holiday and it was just an excuse for fat Americans to eat more. It was extremely insulting and made the day unpleasant for everyone. If you are invited to someone’s home, at least try to to be polite.

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    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do If you find yourself in Florida, absolutely do not swim in the lakes, ditches, or channels. Any standing body of water can (and does) have alligators in it. Also possibly water moccasins. And maybe even diseases.

    Dobbys_Other_Sock , Trish Hartmann Report

    #3

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Do NOT go into the wilderness unprepared. If a trail says 2 miles and 2000' of elevation gain, that's not a nature walk.

    Do NOT approach wild Animals. Yea, the moose looks big and stupid, but he'll kill you. So will the bears, mountain lions, alligators, snakes.

    projecthouse , Denali National Park and Preserve Report

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    DD
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a cousin lives in anchorage Alaska. He sent me a pic of a moose laying in the yard across the street. I said oh, it's like on northern exposure (a television show on at the time.). He said no. His was a city moose. The moose on NE was a country moose. I asked what's the difference. He said city moose are somewhat used to people around and tend to be not aggressive. The country moose will just flat out kill you.

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    #4

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Don't underestimate the size of the U.S. We get a lot of international visitors who think they can hit Disneyworld and the Grand Canyon in one or two days. America is huge. We've got 50 states for a reason.

    Also, don't expect things to be extremely walkable, or assume a decent public transportation system will be available to you. Urban areas usually have good public transport but truthfully, America is built around having a car. We have drive thru everything - banks, pharmacies, fast food, and in some states, liquor stores.

    Don't get weirded out if Americans wave and randomly want to chat you up. We're a pretty talkative bunch, but do watch out for hot-button topics (for example, politics...we're a hot mess right now).

    LadySiren , Roger Ahlbrand Report

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also don't assume that because of where you are people aren't friendly. Us New Yorkers are assumed to be assholes but really we're not all bad.

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    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Underestimate distances. When I was a tour guide, far too many customers asked how many HOURS the train to New York was [in seattle] and I had to put their jaw back in when I said 5 days.

    a9249 , nakashi Report

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    Zero
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase is extremely true: To Americans, 100 years is a long time. To Europeans, 100 miles is a long distance.

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    #6

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Whether you agree with it or not (and the Redditland consensus is not), but please do not leave a restaurant without tipping (unless you've had really bad service). Again, the debate on this can be had another day, but right now, IRL, these servers depend upon these tips.

    llcucf80 , Joanna Poe Report

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punishing your server will not cause his employer to suddenly begin paying a living wage.

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    #7

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Wear clothing that has any imagery associated with Hells Angels. I was once at the convention centre in San Francisco during the setup of an event, and happened to be wearing a t shirt that had a variation of the “death head” logo on it (I had no idea - it was a cheap t shirt bought in the U.K. that I liked the look of). There was a guy riding round on a fork lift that kept staring at me and talking to his buddies. Eventually he came over and asked if I was associated at all with the Hells Angels. When I said no, he basically told me that if I was spotted outside wearing that t shirt by a member of the gang, I’d be in a whole heap of trouble. He was so insistent that he virtually escorted me back to my hotel to change it. At the time I couldn’t believe it, I was like “mate it’s just a t shirt I bought for 10 quid from TK Maxx” but in hindsight he probably did me a favour.

    mangetoutrodders , Ann Larie Valentine Report

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    #8

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do If pulled over by the cops, do not exit the vehicle unless they ask you to. The cops might sit in their vehicle for a while, & then they will approach the window & expect you to talk to them while sitting in the car.

    yahdinguus , My Photo Journeys Report

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    DD
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely correct. If you are told to exit the vehicle, don't argue. Cops have a legal right to order you from the vehicle. Just follow their directives. You can argue your issues in court later if need be. On the side of the road is not the place to do it.

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    #9

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do If locals tell you not to go to a certain part of town, listen to them. Similarly, don't go touring drug or gang territory.

    CalypsoContinuum , Mike McBey Report

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    Daniel Yamada
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to restore that car so I can take my children on a great adventure in it. Then I will marry the daughter of the owner of the local candy factory.

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    #10

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Don’t talk about GRAPE

    Guns
    Religion
    Abortion
    Politics
    Economics

    xandrenia , Phil Whitehouse Report

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    DD
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard it phrased like that but that is a grape, I mean great bit of advice. Some people take those issues so serially I've seen most lead to fights.

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    #11

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Legoboy514 said:
    Raccoons are cute… but from a distance.

    seapancaketouchr replied:
    I had two f*ckers break into my condo and steal my dogs food. And as they went over the wall of my patio it was like watching a fat middle aged man do an obstacle course.

    Legoboy514 , Tambako The Jaguar Report

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    Geoff
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about let's expand that to "do not approach any wild animals". I don't care how many times you've seen a Disney movie... wild animals bite and claw... they don't sing and dance.

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    #12

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Don't go to the hospital unless absolutely necessary. The memes don't lie, they'll charge you $2,100 for a s***ty Walgreens splint and an x-ray.

    paloofthesanto , Presidencia de la República Mexicana Report

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw that's how much my broken finger cost in 1999. Nice little clean break, go to hospital, get an xray, get a little $4 splint and a bill for $2100. I was a teen and learned that sometimes, if you think it's broken just wrap it up and don't do anything to worsen it. Hospitals are only for major health issues

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    #13

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Visiting south west USA? Cali. Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, ect. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE HEAT, all to often people try a hike in 113° and end up needing rescue. And that's no good for anyone.

    papamac1111 , James Burrell Report

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're in even more danger in the Deep South. The temperature might not be as hot, but the nearly 100% humidity will prevent your body from cooling itself. Because the humidity is so high, your sweat doesn't evaporate and cool you down. It's easy to get heat stroke.

    Chucky Cheezburger
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeps to this. It can be only 90 and the humidity had me sweating like a prostitute in church. Shirt and jeans were soaked and my hat was dripping sweat off the bill.

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    Kona Pake
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like a walk-in oven after you get out of the air conditioned bus or car.

    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't believe the axiom that it's not that bad because it's a "dry heat". When it's over 100°F every day, get in the air conditioning and drink lots of liquids! I lived in Vegas for a short while and summer is brutal!

    Shawn Seymour
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phoenix was named after a bird born in fire. Think about it. Take all the time you need.

    Sunny Day
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for altitude. Don't think you can fly from Florida to Denver and hit the ski slopes that day. Altitude sickness is real, and it can kill you.

    Missi Boness
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't underestimate the cold of the north either. I live in northern Wisconsin and we have tourists that come up here to snowshoe, snow mobile, and cross country ski and not realize that not only do we get temperatures below -20° but a lot of northern Wisconsin has hot or miss cell service.

    Kate
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't visit Death Valley in the summer. Had a German family get lost on back roads a few years back; they were found mummified in their car about a week later.

    Josh
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, remember to translate the temps and if you're outside the southwest. Pay attention to humidity. 86 degrees is a nice, warm day when it's dry. But at 80% humidity, it's got a real feel of 103.

    Daniel Fincher
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The southern US in general...the Southeast is regularly 100+ between June-Sept, and the high humidity makes it feel like being wrapped in a blanket (even if you're butterball naked)

    Kurtis Wethington
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also in America we use FARENHEIT NOT CELSIUS. Don't let the "exaggeration" (ex. 30C/86F) throw you off like Americans abroad probably learn the hard way.

    RoseTheMad
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for the non farenheit users: 113F is 45c which is very, very hot.

    Reddog McGraw
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Research words like "Humidity Factor" and "Wind Chill Factor" ... Heat Exhaustion and Hypothermia are a thing

    Craig Reynolds
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, Arizona, where over the course of about a 2-hour south to north drive (Phoenix to Flagstaff) you can go from 120F to 35F with snow on the ground...

    Jyndaru
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left Tucson on a whim one hot spring afternoon and arrived in Flagstaff to a snowy night. It was glorious! Such a beautiful drive and great way to beat the heat for a couple days.

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    felicia wills
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched a guy run his dog so much around 1p middle of Texas summer. Poor dog collapsed and couldn't get back up. Had to get a ride back to their house. People are just idiots. That's why stupid rules exist, stupid people.

    Jyndaru
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is sad. I wish people like him didn't have pets. Also wanted to add: if it's very hot out and you want to take your dog for a walk, please bend down and press the back of your hand to the pavement for 10 seconds. If it's too hot for you to hold your hand there, it's too hot for your dog's paws.

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    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in SoCal. Wear sunscreen and sunglasses and a hat, drink and take with you lots of water, and if you're too hot, GO INSIDE.

    Colleen Keller
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the heat and humidity of the Southeastern states. It might be "only" 90°, but with high humidity, you will feel it.

    Kyle Simone Buggs
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay yeah so this Arizona heat is no joke in the summer. The sun is up before 5am out here sometimes. 110°+ temps for weeks on end. Still over 100° when the sun goes down at night. Summer lasts like 6 months out here. And yet everyone keeps moving out here. Smh

    Brenda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Houston, TX. Its only May and we've already hit 99/100. Usually don't hit that until August. Stay inside from 11am until 3pm, the hottest part of the day

    Id row
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just in the southwest, just the south in general gets hot af. At least with the southwest, it's a dry heat.

    Kyle Simone Buggs
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Tennessee so I know about southern heat and humidity. I've been in Arizona for 18 years and lemme tell you... Dry heat or not, 115° is frikkin hot. Especially when we hit those temps multiple days in a row. At least in the south it cools down at night. Not out here. It will barely dip below 100° even after the sun goes down. Too much concrete in the valley of the sun (Phoenix). Ain't nothing but a giant brick oven out here

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    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Southwest/deserts, the heat will drop as soon as the sun sets, too. It is not unusual to see fluctuations of almost 50* fahrenheit from day to night in a desert climate, so don't assume you don't need to bring warmer clothes to change into later.

    Brenda
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over 100 every day for like 6 weeks. Heat index 105 to 110. Houston

    ThumbsUpGuy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you are going anywhere in the US south during the summer where there will be high heat exposure, study up online first on how to recognize heat stress, heat exhaustion, and heat stroke. Study up on how to avoid these conditions and what to do if you get them. This is serious. Untreated heat exhaustion can easily lead up to heat stroke. Heat stroke can turn into a real stroke. There have been people who have gone down with heat stroke and have to spend the rest of their life as paraplegics. So Beware!

    ThumbsUpGuy
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes for Texas also. Do not leave a baby unattended in the front seat of a car, even if it has a running engine with the AC going. This is felony child abuse. Someone will call the cops, break out the opposite window with a cinder block, and take care of the baby. Child Protective Services will carry the baby away. The cops will arrest you. You will be charged with a serious felony. This will involve jail time, courtroom appearances, and a lawyer. You really don't want to spend your vacation this way.

    Bex
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just say do a weather check every day. It can be a nasty surprise when you're in New England and it hits 100 degrees with high humidity, but you only have jeans bc you assumed only the southern states get heat like that.

    Carol Emory
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or SE for that matter. We not only have scorching 92 degree heat, we have high humidity that goes with it. And do not stay in the SE USA unless you are at a place that has central A/C or private A/C in your room.

    albernistuff 4sale
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Canada. On the Pacific Coast a bit inland. I have seen this temperature for days here.

    Jef Bateman
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phoenix firefighters rescued six hikers in one week earlier this month, and it's not even summer yet.

    Ann M Clinkscales
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always have water available. If you think you need 24 ounces of water, you need three times that at least in the American Southwest!! And that's for just 4-6 hours...maybe.

    Shannon Dasher
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived in Yuma, Arizona back in 70's on a Marine Corp Base. The streets were so hot you could cook an egg on them.

    Jaybird3939
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way Northern CA is NOT even in the same zone as Central & Southern CA. It's cooler here (50-65 degrees on average), our beaches are not for hanging out and tanning, although surfing is pretty popular here. Dressing in layers is the fashion word. We do get a lot of tourists, but not to many come for the beach and the sand.

    Janet Graham
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always take the advice of the Park Ranger. You will need 3x more water than you think because it will take 3x longer than you think. Short early morning or evening walks are best for photos and wildlife viewing. Most guided tours are worth it.

    Júlia Fortes
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For international people out there: 113°F, is something like 45°C

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    Ms. Human Being
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Northern California, and one day it’s burning, the next, freezing

    Veronica Connelly
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida isn't south west but it is hot. But so are many other states that aren't south west

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    #14

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Do not attempt bribe a police officer. It's common in some countries, but it will land you in a world of s**t here.

    rimshot101 , Kristina D.C. Hoeppner Report

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can in many South American countries and Mexico. My dad has bribed himself out of many speeding tickets 😁

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    #15

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Don’t assume that the price shown on an item for sale is your price for said item.

    There are almost always taxes that are added to the price when you go to pay.

    Red_Queen592 , Lachlan Hardy Report

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    #16

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do If you’re in a New York City subway, try not to make too much eye contact or look too long at people around you. Old guy lighting up a crack pipe near the door between cars? Just ignore the smell. Woman near you screaming at the top of her lungs at her silent child? Keep listening to your music. Someone digging through their bag, muttering to themselves, and throwing rose petals on the floor like they’re preparing for a seance? Just keep staring blankly at your phone. Trust me.

    Jroks2 , Veni Report

    #17

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Give retail employees a hard time about paying sales tax. We know you don't live here—the register and the government don't care.

    burnercellular , Midnight Believer Report

    #18

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Don't think the laws are the same everywhere. You can walk with an open alcohol container in Vegas but not many other places. Alcohol laws, pot laws, firearms laws, smoking - lots of very different laws depending on the state and city where you are.

    Babstana , Sara Report

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    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always check first! And don't just ask a local... they might think they know but could be wrong. Google it and search that state's (and sometimes local) laws.

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    #19

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Don’t forget to put eggs and milk in the fridge. We do stuff to them that makes them require refrigeration.

    Edited; it’s not homogenization. Just know that the way we process them makes them, much like Americans, spoiled without Air conditioning.

    GoddessOfOddness , Celeste Lindell Report

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    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do 541mya said:
    Don't take pictures with the people dressed up in costumes in LA/ NYC.

    nsci2ece replied:
    They'll immediately expect payment for it.

    This only applies to photos where you pose directly with them. Taking photos of them from a distance is fine.

    541mya , Loren Javier Report

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    Skylar Jaxx
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also Vegas! I made a ton of money and I was on vacation. People just took pictures with me in my costume (nun outside but fishnets and leather & fishnet gloves, spiky heels) and was just passing me money I didn't know what was going on. Then realized that that was people's actual jobs!

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    #21

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do If you are coming to the Midwest or northeast during winter be prepared and don’t think sunshine means warm weather. It can be deceptively cold. :)

    Hefty-Anywhere-2710 , DaPuglet Report

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    TheFox
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep...Minnesota is sunny for most of the winter...doesn't stop it from being -10°F or less for weeks

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    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Objective-Dingo6603 said:
    Do not take anything from national parks.

    floorwantshugs replied:
    Take nothing but photos, leave nothing but footprints*.

    *on the designated trails. Do not under any circumstances step on the cryptobiotic soil.

    Themasterofcomedy209 replied:
    Unless you want to become another missing 411 case where people speculate if you were abducted by Bigfoot.

    Objective-Dingo6603 , Pom' Report

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    Carol Emory
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whatever you take in, please take with you when you leave. The fees charged by some of the parks are to pay employees to repair the trails damaged by high traffic and to pay for rescues when people get lost. They are not paid to follow every trail to pick up your trash and clean up after you. If you bring it in, take it out. No one should ever know you were there except by viewing a lovely photograph of your trip.

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    #23

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Do not take pictures of the Amish. It's really rude to them.

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    Trevor Nicholson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but like literally, just don't take pictures of people without permission. Not just people with specific religious views, but literally any strangers. Just because yes it is fully legal to take photos of people in public, it doesn't mean it isn't creepy, weird, and/or rude.

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    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do macaronsforeveryone said:
    Don’t cut in line. We hate that.

    EnchantedPancake replied:
    About a year ago I had a dumb [woman] drive in front of me at the Starbucks drive thru. I was so happy she did too. As soon as it was her turn to order, I layed into my horn for as long as it took for her to become frustrated and leave because her order could not be heard LMAO. No one deserves to get walked on like that.

    macaronsforeveryone , David Morris Report

    #25

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do When visiting tourist places, if there are signs instructing you to “stay on the path” or “please do **not** touch” or “**no** flash photography” or a guide at the place asks you to please refrain from doing something….

    DO AS THEY (or the sign) ASK! It’s no different than when the tourism is in reverse.

    chibinoi , Tim Dorr Report

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    #26

    If you're driving through a neighbourhood where people have their shirts off, do not stop for anyone. You have reached the bad part of town and want to leave it as soon as possible.

    Maybe not true for all places but in the land of limitless guns and crazy people it's not a bad rule of thumb.

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    WoodenLion
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably right - move like you know where you are going and keep your chin up. literally.

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    #27

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do If you're visiting Las Vegas, do *not* engage with anyone that asks if you'll be in town tomorrow night. They're trying to rope you into a timeshare presentation and even though they'll offer free show tickets, meal vouchers, and even cash, it's not worth it! The tour and "short" presentation will be way longer (and obnoxiously higher pressure) than you'd expect and they know damn well after you've invested a few hours you're not going to leave without the promised reward that they only give you at the very end.

    These people are most often found at the entrances to malls or casinos at what can be easily mistaken for information booths. Either just say "no" no matter how long you're actually still going to be there or flat-out ignore them.

    Also don't accept the cards being handed out by people in brightly colored shirts on the strip unless you want a promo for strippers.

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    Paul Davis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rewards the timeshare guys promise always turn out to be cheap garbage also

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    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do [Do not] haggle. There are times it’s appropriate to haggle in the US, but none of them are going to come up on your tourist trip. In the US, haggling is basically reserved for high-ticket items and certain services. You can’t haggle for things in a store or at a restaurant. The people you’re talking to usually don’t have the power to change the price, and if they do, they still won’t want to. The exceptions would be of the thing in the store is damaged (and they might not reduce the price, they might just take the broken one from you and find you a decent one), or if the person you’re dealing with is a criminal (ex; the guys who sell stolen purses, fake sunglasses, and bootleg DVDs in the street in some cities). Goods in stores or at kiosks have a set price based on pretty specific metrics, and everyone pays the same. No one’s going to cry or try and convince you if you walk away.

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    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haggling is ok if you're at a flea market, lawn sale, or something like that. It's expected. Regular stores... no.

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    #29

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Don’t get in someone’s personal space. Stand at *least* 3 feet and preferably 6+ feet away from everyone. It is very uncomfortable for Americans when you stand too close and it can even be threatening. Plenty of countries are the same way but specifically Americans.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you tell that to the overly friendly Americans who got uncomfortably close during my last visit Stateside? I don't know how they were measuring 3 feet, but our elbows certainly got friendly!

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    Leave your car with your purse sitting on the front seat. Thieves will smash the window and steal it.

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    #31

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do I’ll say this is a guy who moved here a short while ago (last year)

    - don’t underestimate how big the personal space bubbles of Americans are , especially if you come from a culture where people are more “packed together” . Americans have pretty big personal space bubbles and suddenly getting too close makes people uncomfortable here.
    - before you go to a restaurant , make sure you can afford the food *plus a tip* . Idk about how you feel about it or whatever , but not tipping here is a d**k move.
    - don’t underestimate how large or diverse it is . Yes , you’ve seen Americans portrayed as one type on tv but common sense should tell you a country this large has a lot of variations between people , just like most other countries . You won’t see “all of America” in one trip either unless you have a lot of time . Focus on one region and get a lot more bang for your buck.
    - be prepared for how loud And conversational Americans are . Those personal space bubbles ? They speak loudly to cover them , so if you’re from a culture where people speak in low tones generally , this may be a bit of a culture shock.
    - Take advantage of free drink refills / free water in restaurants . It’s amazing . One of my favorite small things about America.
    - A lot of towns are very car-centric. Be prepared for that.
    - Respect and visit the national parks . I was very impressed with how the national parks here are well maintained . You may be tempted to only visit the cities like LA or New York , but take time to go see the parks . Beautiful nature on display.
    - If you’re going to Las Vegas , don’t attend the timeshare presentations unless you’re absolutely prepared to be bored to tears for a long time . In fact there should be a whole separate thread for Las Vegas alone because tourists get scammed in so many ways , I’m lucky I had locals guide me around as I settled . Also make sure you are prepared to pay “resort fees” in hotels. Yes even the s***tier ones.
    - Avoid Taco Bell, go get some authentic Mexican food . Seriously . Avoid Taco Bell . Get some birria tacos instead.
    - And lastly as any other place , try and be mindful of cultural norms . America being so out there with its culture and people around the world being exposed to it leaves a lot of people overly confident about smaller cultural cues and norms . Seriously , I know so many people that ended up looking like dickheads because they fail to understand that and end up looking really bad . Talk respectfully to people , don’t use words you heard on tv and are offensive to certain groups, don’t generalize , don’t loudly debate politics with locals you don’t know , etc . This is common sense.

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    Lizzy Crit
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be afraid to eat food from a truck, it'll probably be the best thing you've ever tasted

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    #32

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Don't eat wild mushrooms unless you're an expert. There are deadly species here that look like safe muhrooms in other countries. Southeast Asians are frequently poisoned by amanita species (death cap, destroying angel).

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a common sense in any country. The rule of thumb is of there is an edible mushroom there is a poisonous one that looks similar. Death caps are everywhere and so are parasols mushrooms, which look similar but instead of killing you taste delicious!

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    #33

    Don’t pee in public. No matter how bad you have to go, don’t do it. I mean it. Don’t.

    Edit for the comments: Don’t because you can get arrested and will have to register as a sex offender. No, we don’t (usually) pee in the middle of the street… but say you’re drunk at night in Boston and you think you can sneak a pee in an ally next to a building or in the corner of a parking lot. If you are unlucky enough, you will get arrested.

    Edit 2 because I’m sick of reading this: Urinating in public itself isn’t the crime you should be scared of. It’s if the a*****e cop charges you with indecent exposure or even public lewdness, both are crimes which may require you to register as a sex offender.

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    LivingTheDream
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You 'Can' be charged as a sex offender but it is incredibly rare. Urinating in public is a misdemeanor and usually stops at that, if you are just peeing as a result of lack of restrooms, drunk in an alley, etc... That being said, If you choose to urinate at a school around children or other public area where you are not attempting to be discreet, that falls into the indecent exposure category and is where you might be charged with a sex crime.

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    #34

    Don't drive through PA without a spare tire or roadside assistance. Our potholes are unreal.

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    #35

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do [Do not] make a tightly scheduled itinerary that involves visiting multiple locations - particularly if those locations are in different states. You probably have no idea how long it takes to go from one place to another.

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    #36

    Stickybats55 said:
    P**s off the customs officer

    egenio replied:
    Do not joke or say anything with any immigration or customs official that could suggest that you are not taking the process seriously. Do not give lip or sarcasm. Do not roll your eyes. Keep your attitude to yourself. Do not joke about bombs, drugs, nazis, or raw milk cheese.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just months after 9/11, an impatient guy in front of me got really upset when his bag was opened for an inspection at a small airport in central California. He loudly complained, “Jesus, it’s not like there’s a bomb in there!” The entire screening area fell dead silent. The National Guardsmen with an automatic rifle tensed. The TSA agent calmly, coldly said, “Sir. You do want to joke about that.” The man dropped his head like a six-year-old who knew he was in trouble. “I’m sorry.” They asked him to step aside to finish inspecting his bag. A few minutes later they were finished and he was on his way. He didn’t utter another sound until he was on the plane.

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    #37

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Don’t let anyone use your phone, stop in the middle of the sidewalk (please move to the side)

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have that phone. That's a Sony Ericsson W810i, if I remember correctly. Great little phone.

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    #38

    There are huge, unfathomably huge, swathes of incredibly inhospitable wilderness scattered all around this country. If you are unprepared you run a very real risk of dying. No one will stop you from being unprepared, either. There will not be many warning signs. There may be none. It's not just the ruggedness, the wildlife, the lack of water -- there's a lot of s**t out in the woods/desert that shouldn't be there. I'm pretty familiar with my local area, and even so I walked into a bad situation that probably involved drugs and guns out in the woods overlooking town.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Denali National Park is nearly the size of Belgium. That's one national park in one US state. Alaska, where Denali is located, is the size of Libya. The US is HUGE.

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    #39

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do VexOut said:
    Most places don’t allow alcohol in an open container in public. Have your drinks at the hotel, bar, or restaurant.

    Can be fined or arrested depending on state.

    AgreeableLime7737 replied:
    Yes, this. Also, a lot of people from the British Isles think it's fine to be visibly drunk in public but in the US it is not. Being drunk in public is a social faux pas and if it's noisy enough can result in arrest.

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    Kate
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both very good reasons, but the main thing is that being drunk in public makes you an easy target. And you want to avoid that.

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    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do If you go to a department store, Kohls, Target, or even Home Depot, they often try to have people sign up for credit cards. Absolutely don’t do this. Tell you non-English speaking friends this. The short time I worked at target, I often seen people who were clearly just visiting the US get signed up for credit cards. It may not alway work since the lack of a social security number, but it is a major time suck for sure.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But be nice to the employees who are trying to get you to sign up for one. It isn't their choice.

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    #41

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do Make sure you visit after your 21st birthday if you are a drinker or a smoker. Can't do either til you are 21.

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    #42

    EstablishmentDry9719 said:
    Don't hitchhike!

    Al_E_Borland replied:
    I watched a video on this semi-recently. It seems like this was overblown. Over time there were both ad campaigns both for and against hitchhiking, depending on what served the country at the time. I wouldn't be surprised if we start pushing hitchhiking again with the way gas prices are going.

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    WoodenLion
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i used to hitchhike all over in the '70's. met a bunch of cool folk [and some not so cool]. i wish you could still safely do it.

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    #43

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do [Do not] say to someone, “Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it?”

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    KimB
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...that will get you either punched in the face or shot...possibly both depending the situation lol

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    #44

    Actually respond when you’re asked “how are you?” They usually don’t care unless you’re close friends—it’s simply a greeting.

    Edit: I’m not trying to say that I personally don’t care! From my own experiences, most people ask that question expecting a simple “good” without any further elaboration. I prefer an honest answer followed by a discussion, but as a general rule of thumb, that’s not how most people here operate.

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    #45

    30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do First off, if you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy. Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says ‘Peep Show,’ that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.

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    #46

    AtomicFall99 said:
    If visiting Albuquerque, don’t throw a pizza on the roof of Walter White’s house.

    Ninja_Bum replied:
    Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul probably elevates it in the international consciousness. Plus there are a LOT of foreign visitors to Santa Fe. ABQ is close enough that often its cheaper to stay there and drive vs staying in Santa Fe.

    I used to laugh and tell people ABQ wasn't as crazy as Breaking Bad makes it seem, but now a decade later sadly the crime has gone wild. I moved away during Covid cause I didn't want my kids to have to go to NM public schools and deal with the crime. My sister almost getting shot in the head leaving a 7-11 probably sealed the deal for me (the bullet went through the left side of the rear view mirror).

    That said, if you go, go get yourself a Frontier sweet roll, green chile chicken enchiladas from El Patio, Chicken burrito from Rincon Del Pollo, Dions pizza, Slice of Hefen from LA Cumbre is my favorite beer (if you like heffs it's got a really dope banana bready flavor). Sadies on 4th street is good. I'd say it's overrated amongst locals, however it's still good New Mexican (the one on Eubank is franchised I believe and I never found it to be as solid as the 4th street location). Pereas on Juan Tabo has my favorite huevos rancheros and refried beans in town. Don't park with your doors unlocked basically most places south of Paseo del Norte. Don't leave anything in your car ever, especially luggage or backpacks. Take a hot air balloon ride one morning. I had a blast even as a local who had never done it before.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived exclusively on Frontier sweet rolls my sophomore year. They were cheap and so enormous that I could make a single one into three (not very healthy) meals.

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