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'Design Crowd', an online logo design service and marketplace for website design contests and almost any other type of graphic design, introduced its platform users to another fun digital art challenge.

They encouraged artists to compete in a vintage-style modern product advertisement challenge, which could also be done in the exact opposite direction, resulting in modern-style vintage product advertisements. Here we have gathered a collection of user submitted comercial posters from contests shared on the 'Design Crowd' Vintage Ads contest page.

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#1

What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

kbilltv Report

Joshua Moore
Community Member
Premium
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"A good way to get around town, that's what it is." - Stewie Griffin

LuLuBelle
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did not enjoy. Do not recommend. Was very happy when mine finally broke down.

Domi
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will stick this on the period products box.

PattyK
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to kbility, this is a product of Photoshop.

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    #2

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    OverGravity Report

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between cleaning the house and preparing meals, I don't think women of the late 1940s - 1950s would have had time for Instagram, or drinking, or friends or thinking without permission.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they had time to drink all right. Did they ever.

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    🧁CuteCupcake🧁
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But a BEST FRIEND will encourage you to drink more than you did on your 21st birthday!" Had me laughing!!! 🤣 (Not that I'm encouraging drinking, but I think that this is funny)

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they shouldn't be encouraging drinking like this... especially because a lot of people who use Instagram are under the drinking age

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one is good. accurate

    #3

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    brypro63 Report

    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Rosie can have riveting conversations.

    Yeah, okay.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old enough but made well enough if you find one and charge it, it'll work.

    Clément D.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful. Nokias WERE awesome. My 2008 nokia 6600 Slide still performs amazingly, unbreakable. But now, the feature phone line-up is actually designed and produced by HMD Global. I had a go at the 2021 nokia 6400 4g. Worst phone I ever owned.

    Neuropotathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rosie fought nazis. Nokia sells and maintains citizens tracking equipment to Putler.

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    #4

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    napolini Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Red Bull in my saucer. I don't want to be an ugly green demon thing.

    Hakuna Matata
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That devil got his wings to try to get into heaven

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have this poster, I remember it was for French wine.

    Keonna Diamond
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But whatever that thing is it most definitely neither red nor a bull. Sooooo…

    #5

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    photality Report

    that weird wallflower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The game boy does give you entertainment all night. I would stay up all night playing on the game boy color if I could :)

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the downfall of civilization

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't say anything. It's almost five am, and I'm just looking at one more thing.

    Cats Are Pretty Cool I Guess
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't have a Gameboy, that was before my time, but I used to sneak my DSi into my bed and play it under the covers lol

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    #6

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    suckawhat89 Report

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Up to three pictures!"

    🧁CuteCupcake🧁
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "3 64 pixel images for $30??? Heck yeah!!! Thats a steal!!!" Teenagers in 1984

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company's name - Macintosh. Haven't seen it for ages. I think I'm going to prank gen Z by calling their iPhones Macintosh.

    o_o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm that only extremely geeky gen zs will know what you are talking about

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    #7

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    DocMinor Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one! I'll drive it all over the house so Shyla knows I'm keeping up with protecting her from the killer socks.

    Gossameringue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a vintage mall cop chasing her?

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    #8

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    pixzlee Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Kindle is worth its weight in gold after I had eye surgery and can't read small print anymore!

    that weird wallflower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DID THEY TRY MAKING THE BOOKWORM LADY HOT?! HER FACE. WHY?… US BOOKWORMS ARENT HOT!!! DONT REY TO MAKE US SEEM HOT!!! IM NOT A HOT BOOKWORM!!! *SCREAMS BY LOUDLY*

    LuLuBelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? I know some really hot bookworms.

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    Harlan Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. But they can be very useful.

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one’s actually useful

    Beverly Lodge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a pretty good ad

    LuLuBelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love books. But I love reading more, and kindles are a superior technology for reading. You can love both, you know. It's not dogs v cats. People who sneer at kindles remind me of vegans, honestly. Hating kindles and refusing to use one doesn't make you morally superior. It's a personal choice, there's something to be said for both sides. I choose both.

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    #9

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

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    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you need to add more punch to your swing.

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like one of her legs is missing?

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you didn't look at the picture closely enough? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    SweetBananaHeartz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person on the swing looks depressed

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been Red Bull, because 🎶 Red Bull gives you swiiiings🎶

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    #10

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    CompleteClicks Report

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Spingsteen said "57 channels and nothing on".

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Updated to "57 streaming services and nothing on"

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people needed a channel box because the TV's couldn't manage. Now, it's funny. Then, it was a miracle.

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a ton of channels and nothing worth watching

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when it was still somewhat of a miracle.

    Vishy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    25 minutes of advertisements in a 30 minute show.

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Powerthirst vibe with that tagline - love it.

    #11

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    bibile Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no expression with botox 😶

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to upvote you, Roach, but if you do it again, under the sofa you go!

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    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't make headlines, but you won't raise eyebrows either.

    Jeff Mcelfresh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lady looks like Barbie

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    #12

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    aggravatedmonkey Report

    PastaNoodle Turduckin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think maybe these are sailors decompressing after a trip to the ocean depths? And listening to Tech9?

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To those who do not get the reference - the cannons on Navy ships are BIG, and make a LOT of noise when they fire and most sailors do not do a good job in protecting their ears. The aircraft taking of and landing on aircraft carriers are also pretty loud. So hearing loss is pretty common among sailors. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17484318/

    unfilteredCigarette73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Einstein?...dammit this will be stuck in my head all day now

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    #13

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    MissGator Report

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New York, London, Paris... Munich! Everybody's talkin' bout...

    Devin Sack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

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    #14

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    dumb_as_16_sheep Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big fan of the terrible math at the bottom. You can fit, maybe, 7 1mp images on a 1mb disk, and drives were, dependant upon tech, either a tiny bit quicker than 150kb a min or achingly, mind-blowingly, slower. Yes yes I know, I am no fun at parties :D

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you can spend all day downloading one picture.

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have my 20d that I bought in 2004, and it still works!

    #15

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    pixzlee Report

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look on her face, she knows...

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course she does. Women have eyes on the back of their heads, didn't you know ?!

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they've downloaded the exact same smutty novel.

    Adele Maestranzi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Images from one of my favorite illustrators, Charles Dana Gibson.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't even compare with what SHE'S reading.

    #16

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    mcdj18 Report

    Pigeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole 20 Minutes?!? Take my money

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I remember back in the 70’s my transistor radio was the bomb lol

    C L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won one of these radios complete with accessories in a library reading contest. Sure thought I was hot stuff!

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    #17

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    rubicon Report

    AbbyNormal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did my brain see Irritable Bowel Syndrome and LSD. Damn dyslexia.

    Jodi Rinker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real LDS can't bare their shoulders like that

    Sunshine Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the internet says polygamy in this church is strictly prohibited.

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All three of his wives seem to like it.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S where all the money went.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think they’re wearing their magic underwear!!!

    तुझी आई
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "no mother I am watching our lord and savior Jesus Christ what else would I be doing??"

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    #18

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    Adriaan Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we still use it today XD 124 years later! (Salicylic acid has been used for thousands of years, but “aspirin” as a brand name only appeared around 1899)

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That roo has a strangely Jurassic look about him. Raptaroo? Roo Rex?

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aspirin and BMW were the only brands ever mentioned in an international treaty. In the Treaty of Versailles, 1919, Beyer had to forfeit the patent on Aspirin, and BMW was prohibited from ever again producing water-cooled aircraft engines.

    #20

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    Worth1000 User Report

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just two confirmed bachelor roommates, nothing to see here!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Historians: "really good friends"

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    PastaNoodle Turduckin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he wearing a leotard to play Guitar Hero?

    JayBee1977
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for non-homosexual covers of Queen!

    Mother Of Giants
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is dude wearing a bodysuit? And where did he get it? I've been looking for one like that for months!

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it just a tighty-whitie and a wife-beater undershirt thingey? That's what it looks like to me 🧐🔎

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    SixStringGuitarPlayer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the playing the game has no clothes on and is in his underwear while his friend watches him.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm....Why is one guy in his underwear? What just happened here?

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    #21

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    redcard Report

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty decent.

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't censor the word nipple! For shame BP! For shame!

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    Jae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God that dress shows calve meat! How scandalous!!

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    #22

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    TamiresdaRosa Report

    SixStringGuitarPlayer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but, she's outside. Does that bother anyone else? And, she's around water. No? Just me? Alright then.

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago

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    sugarcane Report

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the BP sensors miss that nipple? Oh, the indecencyyyyy! /s

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh, don't let the BoredPana censor fairies know or they'll come out in droves and censor nipples left and right.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't she have back problems?

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, she dodged the Kardashian filter!

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so cool. This is my Absinthe green fairy 🧚‍♂️ poster !!!!

    Mimi Downhouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is originally an absinthe commercial painted by Alphonse Mucha in 1896

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    #24

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    korpington Report

    Hakuna Matata
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oop the little girl be getting a tattoo

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there blood splatter on the wall and running down her hand? What kind of place IS this?

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    #25

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    sudiptatatha Report

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone I know has always referred to these as their chicken cutlets 😂

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, the comments here are funny!

    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to get a head in the world.

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    #26

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    V3al3nk4 Report

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, she 'splained something

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you tired do you poop out at parties. . . the solution can be found in this little gadget.

    RedRose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Luuuuucccccyyy can do some splainin’

    The_Bipolar_Express_1225
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The first 10 buyer” “let’s get now before out of stock” lol what?

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they’re making fun of poorly-worded (or badly-translated) advertising XD

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    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she just realized that she has to spend $499 for it.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get one! You can always trust dead comediennes.

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    PeterAAAWelch Report

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    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    badapoum Report

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    #29

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    crazydelicious Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side effects of Gardasil may include sudden loss of legs, terminal blindness, catastrophic heart failure and aggressive rectal bleeding. Ask your doctor if it's right for you. Enjoy your life, take Gardasil. (Sorry America, your medical adverts are hilarious)

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite side effects were for a medicine for restless leg syndrome. They were increased sexual desire and an urge to gamble.

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    Yeah, okay.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bastard. I was thinking "wait, I've never heard of those site effects", until the last sentence. Well played.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'm going to be that person. *Fewer*

    Vex Boxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having had cervical cancer before the vaccine was available, I think I'd try my luck with the vax if I could it over.

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    TahiaDesign Report

    #31

    What Would It Be Like If Old Commercials Sold Modern-Day Products?

    multichanneler Report

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only $1 a week, for 666 years...

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever made this edit did it poorly. Lots of pixelated artifacts around the “Apple MacBook Pro” words and they straight-up just didn’t edit out the words “Remington Typewriter” in the last paragraph. Shoddy! C’mon, guys! XD

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    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the girls would have to use their brains!

    Dread Hyena
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, we know girls don't have brains. They give brain....until you get married. Lulz Don't f*****g @ me, this is a joke.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of thick laptops...

    Dread Hyena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ThinkPad will inspire you, inspire you to throw this overpriced poor excuse for a turd out of your 3rd floor window into the street below to hopefully be run over by a goddamned steamroller (or any reasonable facsimile thereof).

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    Dread Hyena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's getting ready to shoot her in the back. Thats his man, b***h better know.

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    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For guys who can't get a girl interested in anything but a car?

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it depends on how shallow the girl is

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    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone has a foot fetish.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you ever read some copy and wonder who they're really angry at? You had to invent that. Who do you know who buys more Diesel shoes than they can afford and why is it the person with whom you live?

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude has a bit of a fetish, I think

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my. A space shuttle launch is probably the LAST place you want to take a laxative XD

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, possibly better than severe constipation, where one hard push might launch you straight out the airlock.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread that and had visions of Sandra Bernhard performing Tosca.

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP missed another nipple pose. For shame!

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I missed it too, until you pointed it out. What's with the obsessive nipple searching?

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think "small and portable" are the distinguishing features of MacBook Pro lol

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are small and portable , oh Headless. One

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood the obsession with thin laptops. Thin isn't the problem when it comes to portability. "Yes it's 19 inches across, but it's only 13mm thick not 17mm thick"

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    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP! Really, you slipping! You missed another nipple shot.lol

    Joshua Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can the same beauty be in two places at once? I mean, I'm so confused, is she for Hawaiian Tropic or Sylvania? 🤷

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even more pink pointy bits than the Hawaiian Tropic one above. (not sure if the word is part of the BP autocensor)

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