OKAY, I'm so using it from now on!

Tricked like a champion! Give her/him a gold medal!

*3rd degree Burn*

This kids remark is so brilliant she is probably going to build space colonies some day.

I am stealing and using this explanation from now on 'till the end of my days.

Yes, she won!

That's a wise soul

We all make our life choices... I can imagine a photograph of this tableau, titled 'Regret.'...

And so a comedian was born...

Practical child!

future super hero

Forget what?

We should all do that at times... though I'd prefer something softer than the floor.

*thinks of high school marks* and later cries in corner!

Hahaha, this made me laugh out loud! Thank you.

My younger cousin plays with his drawstrings on his fav hoodie and each drawstring has a name; Pillo and Pallo. They are a married couple and have no children, and are constantly arguing, This post just reminded me of him. Sweet boi.

and his name is Oscar.... :-)

Hahahaha so wise

Aww, this is too cute.

Then the next day she whines about how you should’ve stopped her XD

Just take it and run man.

That's fair

Kids know. And besides, the forced hug would have resulted in getting pushed and we never want that.

Or tie their own shoe 5 minutes before the bus comes.

This kid is going places!

Lando Calrissian!

truuuu

Every paper cut too.

car wash is my 5 yro sister,she wanted to go there for her birthday so,my parent's took her

Ah Easter eggs

Haha! Mine says “quite” with everything. “I’m quite done coloring.” Ooooookay, my little elizabethian goddess.

Had a friend that told her kid that his broccoli was a tree, and if he ate it, they could build more playgrounds. Finished plate every time.

I'm not aware of this rule. I think the 4 y/o just made it up.

Yep, that sounds right. Were they permanent farts or hopefully a washable fart?

4 year old or stoned college student, this quote could be from both!

One time my 5 year old little sister wanted to call her triceratops "horny". We managed to persuade her to call it "grey" in the end because of its colour. It took a good half an hour tho

Now you just have to remember how you got to this point and try to replicate it as closely as possible every day.

Lol haha

Haha! Classic 😂

Not being funny Hans, but you're kinda bringing down the mood - chill out man!

The pain is real! ( Pats you on the back)

"I have dreams too" :(

Practical. And smart.

*making all sort of physics argument in my head* --> In the end decided No, Sun can't burn the ghost. This 4 yr old has powers to make other people think they never did!

You just have to change the phrasing to make it sound more like a good thing. "I like you almost as much as I like the rest of our family!"

yes, my child, you were a baby!

No Pants= No Problems

I like how J just over here talking about a genuine reason why children are constipated and you guys over here downvoting her like what's up with u pandas

You definitely need to pay more attention to your kid, first it was disney land, now this!

*pee-pee water* giggles sheepishly!

XD love this