Human DNA is close relative to potatoes

reminds me of those flat cardboard dolls you could buy with different paper outfits you could put on them

Also lightens mood

Aww, baby's first Blood Eagle! 😊

Don't settle for ordinary wallpaper upgrade to crime scene wallpaper also comes in period stain variety

We're not going to comment on how ChatGPT can apparently float speech bubbles that extend beyond the edges of the screen?

Just what we need in life

Unrealistic body expectations for dogs now 😞

Ummmm, can I say no or is this just it

I know it is a dog but is she going for Little Red Riding Hood here?

Cats dream toy🤣

While taking the class you can enjoy our house special cocktail "fried chips heart clogger"

Such a convincing ad! That is certainly a teenager /s

24 carat chocolate chip cookies now? Worth it at that price.

"Not responsible for brains being consumed"

I'll pass

And twice the price

LOL Miss Cleo has been replaced by a bot. (also, just read that Youree Harris died in 2016)

I recon the last one is thinking “unga bunga me trapped inside glowing rock”

…I’m not sure how my mum would take it if I gave her a gift calling her a smoking hot woman

If they are hiring for real food now, what were they serving before?

To be fair that looks kinda dope

65$ off how much if I may ask

Well they aren’t wrong. “Unique” not “good”

Could the shock be the double row of teeth on her lower jaw

I thought that was a grill for a second-

So non-employees parking then?

I want this

Otherwise what was she originally doing with her left hand? Or is this just the "Granny wants a fist bump" stock photo?

What I ordered.... Stay tuned for the eminent disappointment

For your choice in governments choose French!

I wonder how much leeway you have regarding what photos you use? It could be hilarious.

*sniff* *sob* m-mom? im…israel…*sob sniff*

Mom, dad, why didnt you tell me im feminism?? YOU LIED TO ME *cries*

Ah yes, the six genders, something I don’t recognise, Israel, feminism, reddit, lgbtq and communism

Our gender!

I just found out I am...... soviet union.........😳😬

Hey guys I have something to tell you I'm the ussr

Ah yes, the six genders. NATO, Israel, Feminist, Reddit, Gay, and Communism

I identify as NATO, please don’t be NATO-phobic

Mom..why didn't you tell me that I was NATO...(tears welling up) How could you lie!?

*our gender

huh, i thought i was female... turns out im reditt

o identify as reddit/user

I'm reddit

Quiz question number one: Are you a boy? Nailed it!

That's some fine data harvesting

I think my gender is Reddit

I am NATO!