True. Coolest flex I've heard from my profs was "I talk fast, and I talk a lot," i.e. you better be very good at taking notes at supersonic speeds.

I'm hard of hearing due to severe tinnitus. I say "Huh?" or "What?" dozens of times a day, especially to my wife. Sometimes I'm the same though. I heard it, but aren't quite sure I heard it right.

My daughter's college had puppy breaks in the library once or twice a month. Students could go there and play with puppies for a couple hours.

Psychology students would have to write that as "No (Shakespeare, 1599)"

that's hilarious and kind of sweet

Oh ha ha. (sarcasm) Of course it is the same on each course. The university has a single policy on plagiarism, and the policy applies to each and every course. Of course it is going to be the same.

Oh, we've had parents come to the university I work in. They's often say something along the lones of "I don't trust that little scoundrel, please tell me they really are going to their classes and taking their exams."

Considered that, ended up going with crying all the way through, but especially concentrated around exam times. I'm crying writing my BA paper right now. Fun times.

#lifegoals

It's the resits from last semester, you forgot about those

Did you see the show about punctuation? A great one.

I'm very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the stress I'm under

Ouch. Terribly true. I’ve tried to set myself broader starting times; so I’ll want to try and get maybe an hour’s worth of work done between 12pm and 3pm, for example.

Don't drink but have definitely done the first 2!!

so you're in grad school?

Pick one.

TA?

The professor already has a job. She's trying to help you get one, too.

Retirement is like uni except there are no finals or papers due.

That's also my approach to dusting.

*accidentally forgets about this line if text and submitted it as final version*

@Apatheist Account2 None can be either plural or singular. In this case, because none refers to multiple assignments, "are" is correct.

"Fawwwwwk AAROOoooooon"

So one to five years?

Yup, just like life

Until you start having nightmares where you're back at school and there's a class that you haven't attended for the entire semester and you suddenly have to turn in the entire semester's worth of homework or a big final.