Sharing a sense of humour is a great thing, even if the one you're sharing it with is yourself

The Narrator is Morgan Freeman.

Oh my my! Here Kayl- Oh I mean Kaela, have some ointment for that....burn

😂😭Cinnamon with an s is obviously cinnamons

He could be called Jo3hn. The three being silent.

I’ll never forget the infamous Reighphyl name that’s supposed to be or pronounced Rifle. If I had to live around parents that damn their kids like that I’d be refreshed to hear a Steve, or Michael, or John. Or anything normal

"Spelled Jawn".

Spelt Joughn ??

John=toilet and also penis . Nah. Tbh my mom named named me after some dead relative. my whole childhood I resented not being given an identity of my own too. Had 3 different kids in my my kindergarten class with the same name, and two of us had the same letter starting our last name too. It was obnoxious Got a lot of sexual harassment and even molestation by middle school citing my "sexi name" as provocation. And even into adulthood before i decided to ditch it entirely and search for a name that really fits (not Xander btw) still caused me issues. People always calling me alexi or somethin. I had a middle school teacher literally bully me by calling me Alexis everyday and making jokes about his car. Too much hassle, and people act confused and aggressive and like it's weird even though it's super common and traditional. I just can't bring myself to hate or even dislike most of these unique names. Quirky spelling isn't a unique name though, it's lazy yet confusing more often than not

Welcome back to Massachusetts where there are normal names

The State of John Adams, ex-president, of course.

Except a John is a Toilet 😂

My son decided his name was "Joe." People are surprised when he introduces himself. They think "that's not unusual enough to be his real name."

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Y’all ? LA ? Massachusetts ?

Vaxi-nate 😂😂😂

Elon Musk *Coughs*

Laundry Day!!

Yes, my cat's name is Eddie, short for Eddie Izzard. He's a tuxedo cat, and has a white garter on his right leg.

“10/10 great customer service would name again.”

Holly. You know it makes sense.

Prince John : Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? Latrine : We changed it in the 9th century. Prince John : You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Latrine : Yeah. Used to be "Sh*thouse." Prince John : It's a good change. That's a good change!

My mom was a teacher. First day of class, she asked everyone what they wanted to be called. That was it the whole year.

It was a dare

Nominative determinism (just to expand on this a little for those who don't already know) is where Flora Baker gets a job making cakes or goes into botany (kinda a twofer), Milly Owche becomes a dentist, or DJ Turner has a career in music, etc.

You heard the one about the lady who called herself Tess, who upon marrying a Mr Tickle, suddenly decided that she wanted to be known as Theresa. Can't think why. ;-)

You either hate her or you have to resist the urge to say, "EuripiDES NU-"

How to create a baby name. Take a normal name. Force 5 vowels into it. And a Y. Bonus points if you can jam an X in there.

Omg if you want weird baby names, search up nick cannons kids. “Powerful queen cannon” being the worst one

I can't like this enough.

Guess what her nickname would be. Namers should always think about nicknames and what the initials spell. I went out with a guy whose initials were F. U. K. A woman in my office was named Ana Lyses. Worse, some applications used our first name and last initial, so she'd appear on the form as A**L.

Has he a sibling? Rhoade Rhoughner?

Festus Orestes Butt crosses the line from bad to AWESOME.

They just named an alien race Captain Kirk would face.

Upvote for the caption.

I’m so glad my mum spelled my name Becki and not Bhekkeigh. She was even being bold giving me an “I” instead of a “y.”

The title 😂

Really? All these examples of ostensibly loving parents giving kids names that guarantee they will be picked on in school and he's whining about "Chad"?

I tried reading those and i gave myself a stroke. Goodbye.

Stop giving them ideas!

what a D**k move *badumtsh*

Have you not been invited to Colic Symptoms first birthday party?